"This is really starting to suck!" Brick said, as he walked down the street with his brothers. They had no idea what to do next, the girls still hated them. "And Butch, What the hell is wrong with you?!"
"I don't know… "
"When you want to get a girl to like you, you don't go to them and tell them to look at your bare chest!"
"Well what else was I supposed to do?!?!"
"Anything would be better then that!!!"
"Whatever it's not the end of the world!"
Brick got in front of his brother. "IT WILL BE THE END OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL!!!"
Butch just walked around him.
"You don't have to yell at him." Boomer said.
"Yes I do! He's acting like a freak!"
Boomer didn't respond. Brick was right, Butch was acting like a freak, but he still didn't see any reason to yell at him about it.
Brick continued walking, but stopped when he got a crazy idea. He smiled very evilly.
"Brick?" Boomer said. "What's with that look?"
Brick looked at Boomer, making him take a step back. "I know how to get the girls to like us."
"How???" Boomer and Butch asked. Butch was a few feet behind Brick.
"Serenade."
Boomer and Butch were surprised about what their brother had suggested.
"It has to work, its fool proof."
Butch finally spoke. "There's no way I'm singing to them!"
"Me neither!" Boomer said.
"You can't be serious!" Brick said. "This might be the only way to get them to love us!"
"I don't care! I would rather burn in hell then sing to Buttercup." Butch said.
Brick didn't know what to say.
Boomer walked to Butch's side. "We're not doing it."
"…FINE THEN!!!!" Brick yelled, surprising his brothers. "IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT THEN I'LL DO IT ALONE!!! AND I'LL BE LAUGHING WHILE YOU'RE IN HELL AND I'M AT HOME WITH MY ARMS AROUND BLOSSOM!!!" Brick quickly flew off to prepare for what he was going to do.
Boomer and Butch were shocked for a moment, and then they just shrugged and walked off.
Brick went to the mall and burst through the door. "ALRIGHT PEOPLE, WHERE CAN I FIND THE COOLEST GUITAR IN THIS WHOLE BUILDING?!?!?!"
Everyone pointed to the other side of the mall, and Brick flew in that direction. When he got to the instruments, he saw it. It was the coolest guitar in existence, or at least that's what he thought. He picked it up and flew out of the mall.
By the time Brick left the mall, Butch and Boomer were sitting on a bench talking about what they should do next.
"Butch, girls like honesty. You can't just tell them a bunch of lies and expect them to love you."
"What if they don't know I lied?"
"What if she asks you about the lie? Then what?"
"Then I just lie again."
Boomer sighed. "Butch you can't be in a relationship that revolves around lies, it's not right."
"Well if I can't lie then what can I do!?"
"Tell her the truth, tell her you love her."
"But I don't love Buttercup! I'm only doing this so I won't die! I've been lying to her since day one!"
Boomer thought. "Well in that case, we can lie as much as we won't."
"Good."
"And I have an idea that will require a lot of lying."
Butch smirked. "Let me hear it."
Boomer whispered into Butch's ear.
"That's genius!"
"Yup."
"Wow Boomer, I guess you aren't a complete idiot."
"Yeah." Boomer smiled.
"And I like when you get all devious like that."
"I'm a Rowdyruff Boy; I'm supposed to be like that."
"Well you're only like that five percent of the time."
Boomer's smile faded. "Yeah, let's just do this."
In front of the Powerpuff Girl's house, Brick was standing there with a guitar and a boom box. "I really hope this works." He picked up a rock and through it at the window. It broke right through, and he heard it break something in the house.
After a few seconds, Blossom stuck her head out the window. "Who's out there?!?!"
Brick cleared his throat and took
out a microphone. "This is for you babe…" He turned on the boom
box and it started playing "What I'm made of" by Crush 40.
After a moment of music, Brick sang. "I
don't care for what you're thinking
as you turn to me
because
what I have in my two hands
is enough to set me free.
(Set me
free)
I can fight the feeling
to resist it overtime.
But
when it's just too much to take
you sneak up from behind
Is
it me?
You say ... you're looking for
Let me show you who I
am and what I'm
Here for...Here for."
Blossom stared with her eyes widened as much as they could be. She was completely shocked.
While Brick was singing, Butch and Boomer were sneaking to the door.
"What the hell is he doing?!" Butch asked. "He's supposed to be singing a love song!!"
"Maybe he thought this would be cooler."
"Whatever I'm glad we're sneaking into their house instead. Its better then looking like a fool."
Boomer chucked. "Once we're inside, we'll have to tell our counterparts a bunch of lies about coming here just to see them stuff."
"Ok." They both went inside; the door was unlocked for some reason. They were lucky; Buttercup and Bubbles were both in different rooms. Bubbles was in the kitchen and Buttercup was in the bathroom.
"Here I go." Boomer walked into the kitchen and saw Bubbles, she gasped when she saw him. "Wait, don't be afraid Bubbles. I came here to see you because…I miss you. The reason why I've been giving you gifts and stalking you is because…I love you." He said, lying.
Bubbles was surprised by what he said. "I-is that true???"
"Yes."
"But why?"
"Why what?"
"Why do you love me???"
Boomer sighed. "It will take a while to explain it, so let's go have a seat on the couch." Boomer extended his hand for her to take.
Bubbles hesitated before taking it. "Ok…" They both made their way to the couch.
Butch was standing in front of the bathroom door waiting for Buttercup to come out. "Come on Buttercup, what's taking so long?" He whispered to himself. "I need you to come out so I can get you to love me so I won't have to go to hell." Butch looked at his watch. The two hands both turned red and caught on fire, then started to spin really fast as if time was speeding up. Butch rubbed his eyes and when he looked again, it was back to normal. "I'm started to see things now… but they're not really there."
"Or are they?" A voice said.
Butch suddenly felt a wave of fear shoot up his spine. He couldn't wait any longer; he kicked the bathroom door opened and saw Buttercup taking a bath. She screamed, but Butch just ran to her and covered her mouth. "Buttercup Listen to me! I love you with all my heart and soul! I'm sorry about the thing with the paint and my chest, but I just didn't know how to get you to like me!" While Butch was talking, he didn't notice it but he had gotten in the tub with her and was on top of her. "Please forgive me Buttercup! PLEASE!!!"
Buttercup was shocked, angry, and embarrassed. "Butch…"
"What?"
"Get…OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Buttercup kicked him off of her, and he broke through the wall and fell in the yard.
Brick
was still singing. "Try to reach inside of me
Try to gain my
energy
Let me show you just
What I'm made of
Simple
Curiosity
Trying to take a bite of me
Let me show you just
What I'm made of now" He was really into it, but when he looked
up Blossom was gone. "WHAT THE?!?!" Brick through the microphone
and guitar on the ground and kicked the boom box. "Damn it where
did she go!?!?"
Blossom rushed into the bathroom. "Buttercup what's wrong?! I heard you scream!"
Buttercup was out of the bath tub and had a towel around her. She was going to tell her sister, but she couldn't because she was too embarrassed. "N-nothing…"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah I'm sure."
"Ok…" Blossom walked out of the bathroom and back to her room. When she looked out the window Brick was gone and his equipment was broken. "Where did he go?"
Bubbles and Boomer were sitting on the couch. They were too busy talking to care about Buttercup's scream.
"So you've always loved me, but you just couldn't tell me because of your brothers?" Bubbles asked
Boomer nodded.
"Wow…"
"And I've always wanted to tell you that…you're really cute."
Bubbles blushed.
At that moment, Brick stormed in and saw them. "What the hell are you doing here?!" He pointed at Boomer, but he didn't give him a chance to respond. "Did you and Butch come up with your own plan?! That's unbelievable!!! I'm the leader so I come up with the plans!!! You know what? Forget it!! I have bigger problems to deal with! Boomer go home!"
"But-"
"GO HOME!!!"
Boomer glanced at Bubbles before he flew out of their and found Butch unconscious on the ground. "Butch wake up!"
Butch woke up. "What happened?"
"I don't know but we've got to go home."
"What about Brick?"
"He's staying for some reason."
"I'm not leaving without Brick!"
"Why not?"
"Because while we're out here he could be busting a move with Blossom!"
"So what do you want to do?"
"Well I can't go back in there because of Buttercup…So we're gonna wait for him and then ask him what he did in there."
"Fine."
Brick walked up the stairs, ignoring Bubbles' confused look. He forced the door open and found Blossom sitting on the bed. "What the hell Blossom!?"
"What? I should ask you that."
"What?"
"You left right in the middle of your song."
"That's only because you left."
"I had to check on something, and I came back later."
"Oh…well?"
"Well what?"
"How was the song?"
"It was…random. Why did you sing that song to me?"
"Because it's an awesome song! And I was trying to express my love for you."
"…Shouldn't you have sung a love song?"
"I'm not that kind of person, babe."
Blossom rolled her eyes. "Well it doesn't matter that it wasn't a love song, it was sweet anyway."
Brick smiled. "Really?"
"Yeah…but that doesn't mean that I'm going to trust you. You're still a villain."
Brick sighed and looked down. "I knew it was too good to be true… I guess I'm leaving then." Brick started floating and went to the window. "See ya Blossom."
"…See ya Brick." She smiled slightly.
Brick smiled back and flew out the window, only to be grabbed by his brothers.
"What did you do in there?!" Butch asked.
Brick pushed them away. "I talked to her about the song. She said it was sweet."
"Really?" His brothers asked.
"Yep. How did thing's go with you and Bubbles, Boomer."
"Before you made me leave, I saw her blush."
"Awesome."
"Yeah…If you let me stay I could have gotten her to really love me."
"Too bad. What about you Butch."
"…I went in the bathroom while she was taking a bath, and told her how much I loved her. At some point I got on top of her and was looking straight into her eyes. She was so angry she knocked me through a wall."
"Are you serious?" Brick asked.
Butch didn't say anything.
"Dude you're just making her hate you more!"
"Whatever, I still have time to get her to love me."
"Every second counts, Butch."
Butch just flew off, and his brothers followed him. Brick was happy about how things were going for him and Boomer, and he had only one thing on his mind. 'Brick and Boomer: 1. Butch: NEGATIVE 5!!!'
To be continued…
