I am prepared to make a few new years resolutions(although kinda late 'cause i just got my computer back)
-me will update every week(as long as i get 5 reviews)
-im going to insert more polls(mostly 'cause of writer's block)
-more flamethrowers
If i don't follow these standards, please fill up my inbox with angry e-mails
since i lost the file containing odd's new schedule...im going to make a new one...
I would like some help with my computer...(i just switched to Linux) if anyone can help...it would be much appreciated...
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First day of classes Part II/ The Kadic army is born
After Biology Class
"Wow, Mrs. Hertz is a ladybitch!" Odd exclaimed once out of earshot.
"You'll get used to it," Ulrich said nonchalantly.
"I put up with her for a whole year," Jeremy piped in.
"NO ONE ASKED YOU!" Odd screamed, Jeremy noticed several empty upshot bottles fall out of his backpack.
"Odd, did you drink all of those?"
Odd grabbed his shirt collar and shook him screaming, "WHO TOLD YOU!"
Odd then got on all fours and began mooing like a cow.
"You seem a bit odd today, Odd..." Ulrich said.
Just then, Yumi exited her classroom.
"HEY YAOI" Odd called.
Yumi snapped her fingers and reappeared behind odd with a noose.
Odd simply ducked out of it and went to his next class, which happened to be the same class as Yumi's.
GYM
"OK, IM GOING TO GET YOU INTO SHAPE AND..." Jim was saying.
Odd and Ulrich weren't paying attention, they where quickly chugging red bull, several cans at a time.
"Hey Odd, Got any gum?" Jeremy asked.
"Sure" Odd said, pulling out a pack of jolt gum. He handed Jeremy a piece, who immediately began to chew it. Odd read the back of the package. "Warning, may be harmful to those sensitive to caffeine."
"Um Jer?, Are you sensitive to caffeine?"
Jeremy was laying on the ground having what looked to be a seizure.
"Oh my god, this man is sick!" Odd yelled, "Get a doctor!"
A random doctor runs in and examines Jeremy. "This man is not sick, he is dead!"
"Hey hey hey, I'm not dead yet!"
"Excuse me but I'm the doctor here."
"If your a doctor, then what is the square root of a slice of pie?"
"Um...nine?"
"No" Jeremy screamed. "The answer is tacos, duh!"
"But of course..." the doctor said mysteriously before walking away.
"Private Stern, Private Robia, front and center!" Jeremy shouted.
"Sir yes sir!"
"Present arms!"
Odd pulled out a pencil, Ulrich pulled out a pack of gum.
"You call those pathetic piles of shit weapons!"
Jeremy reached into his bag and pulls out an easy button. When he pressed it, two backpacks and a couple of sets of camouflage gear fell out of the sky.
"Wow...That really was easy..."
Then he pushed it again and another set fell.
(a/n This is where i stopped for a day and during that time i checked out dashboard confessional and am listening to it right now)
He pushed it once more and a small airplane and a fifty gallon can of soda fell out of the sky. The amazing thing is that only one person was staring, Yuri...I mean Yumi.
Jeremy pressed the easy button once again and, Odd, Ulrich And himself where dressed in their cammo gear, they looked like commandos...and today, odd went commando...
Random guy in the audience stands up,"Woah, too much information!"
Jeremy pushed the easy button for the last time, a magazine fell out of the sky(the kind that is a building where you keep your ammo).
"Welcome to the Kadic armed forces ladies, your first mission, Gain support! We need at least three more members!", Jeremy shouted "what are you waiting for ladies, GO, GO, GO!"
"Sir yes sir"
(a/n this music makes me want to cut myself)
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And here ends the chapter...
emo music still playing
it actually sounds pretty cool...
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