O.K., so lots of people have asked for this one. And this should be fun. Now we have... Xemnas, the Superior in Organization 13!

-Xemnas-

"Unfortunately, I don't."

1. Whenever he has a meeting, sing 'I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves', but replace everybody with nobody.

2. In the final battle in Kingdom Hearts 2, when he says, 'Ooh, curses!' ,immitate him.

3. Figure out a way to lower his white chair in the meeting room, and, during the next meeting, watch as everyone gets confused.

4. Say that his hair style reminds you of a bird.

5. Get as many Organization 13 members as you can to speak really slowly like him, for a whole day.

-Suggested by Draconic-Master-

6. Accuse him of copyright infringement.

7. Bring up papers of it and throw them at him.

8. Claim he talks really, really slow.

9. Start yawning and pretending to fall asleep during one of his long speeches.

-Suggested by InterestinglyPsychotic-

10. Call him an old man.

11. Call him a Star Wars ripoff.

12. When he dives off of the building (1st battle) shout, "CANNON BALL!"

13. Show him a KH Parody from Youtube. He gets made fun of as much as Demyx.

14. Say that he should get a job as the guy who speaks in movie previews. He has a deep voice.

15. Test out the experiment he wanted to do for Ansem.

16. Say that he's the nobody of a dumb blonde. (No offense to anyone)

17. Ask why he has a blue and red aura in his castle.

18. Ask who built the castle in the first place.

19. Build him a rocket. Give it to him so he can go to the moon.

20. Make the rocket not work.

21. Do not malfunction it until he gets to the moon so he can stay there.

22. When he eventually comes back, say that he's not the first to travel to the moon.

23. Then shout, "HE'S INFECTED WITH AN ALIEN DISEASE! RUN!" then run to the Pride Lands.

24. When he gets his light-sabers out, tune from Star Wars: "DUN-DUN-DUN! DUN-DA-DUN!DUN-DA-DUN!"

25. Do this for quite a while.

-Suggested by That-One-Idiot-

26. Sew hearts on all of his clothes.

-Suggested by FaerieFighter009-

27. Whenever he opens his mouth to speak, imitate his VERY slow and deep "Indeed."

28. Sing the "It's a Small World" song to him while he's in the shower. (Lol)

29. Better yet, sing the "It's the Song That Never Ends" song with Demyx when he's staring at Kingdom Hearts.

-Suggested by angelsXfromXhell-

30. Ask him if he shaves.

31. Dye his robes pink.

-Suggested by unfortunatedualist-

32. When he walks by, say aloud 'it takes a real man to wear a ladies coat'.

33. Call him xehanort.

34. Tell him the exact amount of seconds since he abandoned the name.

-Suggested by Mikoto-cat-

35. When he passes by call him a Darth Vador wannabe.

36. While he's asleep die his hair pink and style it like Marluxia.

37. When he walks past with the Marluxia hair due yell 'FLOWER BOY'S COMING!!'

-Suggested by PSManiac-

38. Yell "Look! it's Sora surrendering to you!" When he looks around frantically yelling "Where!?!?" say, "Wait, no, it was just a dusk."

39. When he tells his plans for universal domination, laugh out loud, then stop suddenly and say, "Wait, you were serious?"

40. Put a whoopie cusion in his seat.

41. Blame Axel.

42. Put on plays with some other Orginization Members about his many defeats against Sora.

43. Shrink his robes.

44. Every time you see him, sing, "Don't Break my Heart."

45. Tell him Ansem the Wise's ghost has come to haunt him.

46. Dress up as Ansem the Wise and come to his room at night to scare him.

47. The next day, declare it "Ansem the Wise Day."

48. Ask him a question. When he answers, ask why. when he answers, ask why. Keep on doing this.

-Suggested by Star Wars nut-

50. Randomly run up to him, hug him, and shout "I love you Xemmy!" at the top of your lungs.

51. And finally, when he rants about Kingdom Hearts, say "Don't you remember what it was like to have a heart".

-Suggested by Mekishika-

52. Dress all the Dancer nobodies up in Tutu's and when he sees you, tell him that Demyx wanted them to do ballet.

53. When he's sleeping, cut his hair off, and out it as facial hair on his face.

-Suggested by SuperFriendlySoraFan203-

54. Sing "My Heart will go on" around him.

55. On Valentines day fill his mailbox with heart shaped cards.

56. After that yell "i want more hearts!"

57. Call him a cow when he wears his black and white outfit.

58. Or go "Moo!"

-Suggested by Lila Michelle Tizuki-

59. Give him a pet zebra without stripes.

60. Tell him he's too uncool to be the leader of the Organization.

-Suggested by Mega Mario-

61. Steal his lightsabers.

62. If he asks you where they are, blame it on the nearest person.

-Suggested by mandrakefunnyjuice-

63. Take all of Marluxia's plants and destroy them. Leave evidence that Xemnas did it. Marluxia'll take care of the rest.

64. Tell him that he's a Darth Vader ripoff.

65. Put his hair in a braid... with some bows, too.

66. Put a dress on him, and take a picture.

67. Ask him how he lost to a little kid with a freaking key. Call him a sissy.

68. Buy him a new wardrobe and burn all of his old clothes. Blame Larxene.

69. When he says something about darkness or nothingness, scream, "YOU LIE!"

70. Call him a broken record.

71. Find his plans for world domination, and tell him Dr. Evil could do better.

72. Ask him why he doesn't have a Mini-me. Tell him that every villain needs one. When he doesn't get one, be his "mini-me" yourself. Mimic everything he does like a true Mini-me. And then laugh.

73. Paint his nails a very girly color... like pink. Blame Marluxia.

-Suggested by SkyLandOcean-

74. Replace his lasers with strobe lights or something and hook it up so it plays disco. Laugh when his enemies dance the night away.

75. Grafitti his throne with cheesy sayings.

76. Find his plans for taking over the world. Mail them to the FBI. With the reurn address, too.

77. Hire some interior decorators to re-do his room all pink and pretty. Whenhe screams in horror, blame Marluxia.

78. Finally, find his diary. Write something embarrassing in it, like "See what I look like in a dress" or something. Leave it out for everyone to see and publicly mock.

-Suggested by taru taru animegal-

79. Ask him if he's saïx's in-law.

80. have everyone else ask the same question every hour.

81. As him if he stole Darth's light sabors.

82. Every time you pass him, tell him Kingdom Hearts is light.

83. When he's wearing his black & white cloak, run around saying "MAN IN A DRESS!"

84. Ask him why he wears make-up.

-Suggested by Amaya Zorifuki-

85. Call him Super-rear, rather then superior.

86. As him what it was like being Voldemort in a previous life, then if he corrects you by saying his name was Xehanort, scream "He who must not be named!"

87. Ask if the ugly cloaks were his idea.

88. Ask what he was doing in Roxas's dream.

89. Give him candy hearts. Lots and LOTS of candy hearts.

-Suggested by Snake15000-

90. Tell him that he is NOT the evilest boss and that Sephiroth is.

91. Tell him to go challenge Sephiroth and watch him lose in a matter of seconds.

92. Have Sora kick Xemnas' sorry butt over and over again.

93. Mock him about him losing to 2 kids with keys as their weapon

94. Make a cotton stuffed heart and show it to him and say that the heart is real.

95. Place more fake hearts everywhere and watch him try to grab all of them while he humiliates himself in front of the other organization members.

-Suggested by Kaiora-

96. Every time he enters the room, play ANY song whatsoever that has to do with hearts, like "Beat Of My Heart".

-Suggested by Rocker05-

97. Ask him why he always talks so slowly.

98. Whenever he comes in a room ask him, "Is there anything I can do for you Mr. Superior?"

99. Ask him why his dressing sense is so strange. (his dress in the final battle of KH-2 I mean).

100. Keep bugging him by asking him to make their HQ more colourful and then blame it on Larxene.

Wow! This one made it up into the triple digits with the suggestions! Well, like I said, this one was fun.

Next up, like I said before, and also as had been requested by many... Cloud!