Chapter 10

Just how much trouble can the team get into on a night out?

Location: Q22 (pub/bar)

Time: 7.04pm

"You sure she will be okay?" he asked looking at her "I am sure she is a grown women, in case you have forgotten" JJ laughed "You know what I meant" Morgan said as he handed the beers out. JJ moaned slightly as the sweet taste of amber ran down her throat "It's been too long since I have had this" she mused "Then you best not get too drunk" Reid smirked as he sipped his beer.

"You up for a game of darts" Garcia asked "You really want to go up against our little vixen?" Morgan said "Hey, I promise to go easy on you all" JJ mused; she had grown up playing darts and everyone knew how good she was. "Maybe you're a little rusty, you know with playing house wife" she scoff "I am no house wife" "Then let's go have so much needed fun" Morgan and Garcia grinned as the foursome made their way over to the darts board.

"So when did you start coming here?" JJ asked as she handed around the darts. Morgan ran his hand over his head as he spoke "Since Prentiss, we just couldn't go there" he admitted, JJ nodded in understanding as they started their game; they played doubles, JJ and Garcia leading by 80 points.

Another group had settled behind them watching them play as a very familiar voice drifted in their ears. "You don't want to go up against them" the woman said as she glared at JJ "Why you say that?" one of the women said "They play dirty" "Oh you know them?" "I use to, I even thought they were my friends. Though I'm glad I don't know them anymore" JJ turned and glared at the women who were sat right behind them.

The woman whispered "The blonde thinks she is so good" the other woman nodded "You don't like her much do you?" she mused "Been there, done that and never again" she said loudly "She just wouldn't put out" "I see, all looks and no action?"

JJ listened the whole team listened as they spoke "I believe she with someone, she must be good at something, since she is frigid as hell, anything other than kissing she freaks" she mused, JJ groaned as she turned round "Just what the hell is your problem" JJ said as she glared "Not me at has the problem, Blondie" Elle laughed.

The other women just ignored the four of them as she spoke "See what you mean, good looking, but that would be about it, what did you see in her?" "She was nice, they all were really until I needed them or I wanted to get past first base, if I was a bloke I would say she was a dicktease" Elle mused looking back at her friend.

"JJ you okay" Reid whispered as he could sense her temper boiling "Ever thought you weren't worth it?" JJ said slightly nastier than she meant to "I think we should leave" Garcia mumbled from behind "Oh, what's your problem, no one here to protect you?" she mused "You left Elle, you just walked away" Morgan said as he walked behind JJ. "You didn't give us chance to help you" Garcia said standing behind Morgan.

"So who is your next victim JJ, or has she too got tired of waiting for you to put out as well" JJ tensed up slightly "You're really full of yourself Elle, aren't you" JJ laughed out, Elle stood up getting slightly in her personal space, Morgan groaned 'this wasn't going to go well' he thought "So tell me JJ, what is your new bit of skirt like, someone in the office again, or you just sleeping around" Elle never saw it coming, but she felt it, her cheek burned as JJ's hand whipped across her face leaving a bright red hand print in its place, Morgan could help but chuckle softly behind her, Garcia was mentally high fiving her and Reid was speaking to someone on the phone.

"You hit me" Elle said in shock "I think you will find that was a slap, now get out of my face Elle" JJ fumed ,just as Morgan grabbed her hand "Come on lets go JJ" he whispered to her "Oh, you batting for the other team now, that explains a hell of a lot" Elle taunted as she noticed the wedding band "Who took pity on you" she laughed before turning away.

"No wonder Hotch let you go so easy" Morgan laughed as he tried to get JJ to go with him "What did you say" Elle shouted "I think you heard me well enough, now if you don't mind we are here for a goodtime not to be around someone like you" Morgan said with a slight warning in his voice.

"JJ if I don't get you home in one piece your wife will kill me" Morgan whispered; even though JJ had a worse temper than Emily, it only showed every so often and when it did everyone hid, even Emily moved out of her way. "Don't allow that to ruin our night" Garcia said as they all turned to walk away.

The next thing anyone knew was JJ on the floor with one pissed off Elle on top of her "You bitch" she screamed as everyone turned to look "Had to wait till my back was turn, seems like a habit of your's" JJ said as she hit Elle again, "Elle get off her" Morgan warned behind her, just as Elle's fist made contact with her eye.

They swapped blow for blow on each other as Morgan tried to get Elle off her 'I am dead meat' Morgan cringed inwardly as a crowd gathered round them watching the two women fight.


(Meanwhile Reid was talking to someone)

"I am serious" he paused "No Elle is here, you know who I mean now" he glanced over as he watched the two of them go at each other "Don't kill us but they are" Reid pulled the phone away from his ear "We are at Q22, you know where it is?" he asked just as his phone got cut off.

Emily had pulled herself off the bed, getting dressed as she rung Rossi "Can you come and get me before my wife gets locked up" she said slightly pissed off "What's going on Prentiss" he asked "Remember what i told you about Elle" that one name was all it took "Be there in five" Rossi said as he ended the call.


"You little bitch" Elle shouted just as JJ head butted her "You're a bigger bitch than me" Morgan had stepped back as he had no way of separating them both and no one in the bar seemed to care aside from standing around watching "Emily is going to go mad" Garcia whispered to the two men "She already is mad and on her way" Reid admitted "You didn't kid, she will kill her then me then you two and god knows what she will say to JJ" Morgan said in shock.

"If we didn't tell her, she would make it a slow painful death, and I for one would rather go quickly" Reid said as Garcia saw a very pissed off Emily and Rossi walking towards them both "Morgan" she said her voice a slight warning "Have you ever tried to get between to women fighting" He said as he looked at Rossi. "ENOUGH!" Rossi shouted causing both women to stop and look up.

One very heavily pregnant Emily glared at them both, Elle looked at the brunette and then back at JJ "That's what your with, a pregnant slag" Elle said in a low voice which only JJ could hear. JJ closed her eyes as her temper fully took over, next thing Elle knew JJ was on top of her glaring into her eyes as she spoke loudly "One that is my wife, second she is not a slag and third you are the biggest fucking slag I know!" JJ shouted just as her fist made contact with her jaw "This is your only warning, you think I am bad, be grateful she hasn't got her gun on her, unlike you she would do it with witnesses" JJ scolded just as Rossi pulled her off.

"You are not welcome here do I make myself clear, I suggest you leave and make sure I never lay eyes on you again" Rossi said "What you going to do grandad" he got right up in Elle's face "I young lady am your worst nightmare" he warned as the group hushed JJ outside leaving Rossi and Morgan glaring at Elle.


Once they were all outside Emily eyed her wife up "You need to get looked at" she said pointedly, JJ nodded "Sorry" Emily laughed "Jennifer you know how sexy that looked, well aside from you are going to have fun explaining how you have got, a black eye, a split lip, a busted nose and by the looks of it sore ribs" Emily rattled off as she glared at Morgan.

"Not my fault princess" he held his hands up as he looked at Emily "You, were meant to bring her home in one piece and one piece does not include a bloody mess, and a trip to the hospital and you are so all damn lucky the police never got called" Emily said firmly as Rossi walked over to check on JJ.

"She looks worse kiddo" he smiled softly at her "Em, it wasn't his fault" JJ said looking at her "Let me check your ribs and then see if you need to go to the ER" Morgan said as he stepped closer "NO!" both JJ and Emily shouted, which they didn't mean to shout.

"JJ you took a fair beating I just want to make sure it's not too bad" JJ shook her head standing close to Emily "I am fine Emily will check me over, once we either get home or to the hospital" she said and with the look on Emily's face they were going to the hospital.