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With my bright red lid back on my head I thought things would go back to 'normal'

I wish I could write that

Oh how I wish I could say that now

But fate has a funny way of slapping you in the face right when you happy, example;

Men: imagine the fish slapping dance from Monty python

Women: imagine getting slapped in the face in a catfight

You may be wondering why I had two separate ones, I'm not sexist, the reason is

1. I am yet to meet a woman who likes Monty python

2. I had some unfortunate experience with the second one

And that is exactly what this chapters about

One day I was working with the lads, M&R, Muscleman and HFG, we as trying to get rid of an infected tree near the path, it smelt rotten but ever since the sewage plant nearest to my old town exploded (Methane Gas) I had a higher tolerance for bad smells now, but Rigby, as he was a raccoon, had a stronger sense of smell than us so he felt the worse of it, but he whined so much eventually I got fed up and went and got a clothes peg for his nose, then he complained it pinched, so I threatened to bury him in the hole we was making and he shut up quick sharp, eventually a woman passed by, I don't know what made me notice her but she looked a bit of a feminist, she had a worn leather jacket, short hair, jeans and a belt, and a shirt that had the female symbol on it

As she passed by her phone fell out of her jacket, she hadn't noticed but I did, I picked it up and went after her, this was a big mistake

''Excuse me miss, you just dropped this'' I said handing it to her, she looked at it, then me, then erupted

''I could have got it myself you sexist pig!'' needless to say I was taken aback at this,

''I was only doing you a favour'' I said

''WHAT YOU THINK A CANT FIND IT MYSELF BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN!?''

I hadn't thought that at all but before I could say she was off again

''PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE SCUM, YOU THING JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE EXTRA EQUIPMENT YOU RUN THE WORLD AND KNOW BEST, WELL YOU DONT''

I shot a despairing glance back at the boys, they looked like they wasn't sure what to do, she kept going,

''I CAN HANDLE MYSELF FINE WITHOUT SOME LITTLE SHOW OFF COMING TO MY RESCUE''

''look if you want to stand there screaming because I did something nice then be my guest but I'm going over there where my ears aren't at risk of exploding''

And I walked back while she stood there fuming, the others were still stood there

''Thanks for the help'' I said sarcastically

''You handled it fine'' ''oh aye no thanks to you lot you bunch of lemons just sat there'' I said

Eventually the tree was pulled out and on the back of a cart; we crowded on and went to the house to shove it in the furnace, only way to get rid of an infected tree so it wouldn't spread.

later we was filling in the hole, it wasn't hard but Rigby still moaned, then who should come our way but foghorn voice, she was looking at me so I moved back, suddenly she tripped on a stray root and nearly went flying, but Mordecai grabbed her before she did, I knew this would be taken the wrong way so I sat back and watched this time, just as he had before

''WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU DOING''

''I err, well, I, I stopped you falling'' stuttered Mordecai

''Oh yea and you though you would feel me up while you 'helped me' did you, I'm not fragile I can take a fall!''

Oh boy here we go, instead of standing there getting yelled at we jumped into the cart and sped off; we came back later and finished the job when she was gone. Cowardly yes but she was a real monster.

later on we was round the house, they was drinking cola while I had a can of orange tango, I don't really like cola, we saw the iron woman over in the distance, she was not looking were she was going, and pops, Benson and skips was coming up in a cart on another road, there was a few bushes and tree's at the give way so she couldn't see them, it was clear that if she didn't stop they would hit her, Muscleman saw this and yelled out

''HEY LADY STOP!''

she did as the cart flew past her just missing her, Benson, Pops and Skips drove up the house and asked why he yelled that, we told him, as we did I noticed thunder voice box marching up with a scowl, oh boy, this should be pleasant,

''I told you before about helping me I can do it myself!'' she screamed,

''Do what get knocked on your arse?'' I asked

''YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING A WOMAN! HAVE YOU EVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT?!''

I'm pretty sure we all have thought what it's like being the opposite sex at some point but said nothing

''MABYE ITS TIME YOU FOUND OUT!'' she screeched holding up her hands, suddenly they began glowing and sparking with energy, uh-oh, that wasn't good at all,

suddenly a bolt shot out and enveloped me, Mordecai, Rigby and Muscleman, HFG had flown out of shot, it hurt, not rolling and screaming hurt but a mild pain like banging your leg,

it stopped as suddenly as it happened, ''enjoy your lives from now on!'', she screamed, and laughing, or cackling, evilly, she disappeared in a poof of pink smoke which, when she was gone, morphed into a female symbol shape and faded away,

''Well what was that about'' I said, my voice sounded a touch higher but not a lot,

''Err, guys, I think you should look at yourselves'' said Benson, I was a bit confused but when I put the pieces together I dreaded what I was going to see, it was just what I feared

mordecai was a girl, he, or she I suppose, had long blue hair which hung below the shoulder, yes she had, well, I want to keep this clean so I will say she had certain parts, medium ones at that, and a figure, so did Rigby, who had longer hair which was on his head and in a ponytail, and muscleman, well, his main frame was much the same as starla's except bulkier, and longer hair, they all had eyelashes, you know though's 2 little ones by there eyes, I started laughing,

''Ha! Your all girls'' I said, they gave me a look, ''oh god''

I looked down and found my own pair, okay that sounded wrong but bare with me

''Aw Christ what is this, whats going on?!''

''She was a witch, a feminist witch, she's turned you in to the opposite gender'' said Skips

''Thanks captain obvious but I think we cottoned on a while ago'' I said

''Wait, I'm a lady now?!'' shouted muscleman, or woman, whatever

''Okay most of us have'' I said,

I noticed Benson staring at me and pops staring at us, ''what's up with you two then?''

Benson pointed, I looked down at all of us, three of us were nude, muscleman wore a shirt and trousers anyway but three of us didn't bother with clothes leaving us there pretty much exposed all over, I was first to realise

''Get out the way GET OUT THE WAY!'' I shouted as I shot in the house, upstairs and into my room, where the mirror still stood.

and there I was, a girl, I had orange hair still but it was a lot longer, it came down to below my shoulders where it flecked up as my hair does when I let it get too long, my lid still sat on my head, looking the same, but my body... I had a bust and my figure curved and sort of curved outwards at the bottom , I bit like the sign on the ladies bathroom but more curved and not as prominent, my waist below my bust was smaller than before, and where my flap had been there was a, well, it was round hole with a grey rim, there was a little grey metal dish which fit in the hole and covered half of it, I guessed that how it worked, and if you need me to specify 'it' then I suggest you get your head checked because something's wrong with it!

I decided to put on some clothes, I tried but they was all designed around men, the wouldn't fit right, I was stuck in my room, I couldn't very well go outside nude now could I! I wandered over to the window, and saw charlotte walking up; she must have felt better so came in today. That's nice.

Wait a minuet, this was bad, and I couldn't let her see me like this! I locked the door; hopefully she wouldn't see me till I was back in form.

(Knock-knock) ''Adam?''

Bollocks

''Oh, err, Charlotte, err, I'm afraid I can't come out cos I'm, I'm... err... ill, that's what I am, can't risk infecting the others!''

She began laughing,

''Skips just told me what's really happened Adam.'' mouthy git.

''Well I still can't come out, non of my clothes fit now! I'm nude!''

''Wait there'' and she went off, I saw her leave in the cart, so I just read a book until she came back,

''I got you some clothes'', she said, ''Benson got the others some as well'',

I sighed and opened the door a crack, ''alright let me see them'', she chucked a bundle in, first thing I saw was... well I shan't say but basically it was underwear for... higher up.

''These are girls clothes!'' I shouted

''Well there in your size, it's the same for the others''

I groaned, this better get fixed quick sharp, so I put them on and walked out.

''You don't look so bad'' she tried to say

''Your not helping'' I snapped, I was in a fowl mood, I was wearing a bright red shirt and a black skirt, ''why a skirt, why not shorts?! Or trousers?! What's with the skirt?!''

''It was in your size''

''OH WELL THAT MAKES IT FINE'' if my father saw me now, I don't know, I really don't.

I went downstairs where Mordecai and Rigby were on the couch with the others stood round, I sat down, still peeved. Benson started,

''Okay we know the four of you have turned into females'' he began, staring at me

''Eyes up here'' I snapped, he continued

''But Skips has the answer'' he pointed at four cups with something bright green inside them

''This is reverse formula, it reverses magical effects, but it will only activate when you sleep, so you'll be back by tomorrow'' said skips

''But until then your going to have to wait for... a...'' he trailed off staring at me again

''OI'' I snapped

''Okay okay, drink these and wait until tomorrow, but you still need to work''

''Aw what?!'' said M&R, I wasn't happy either, I wasn't wanting to go round like this at all

''Mordecai and Rigby I want you to get rid of the tree stump near the shed by the rose garden, and Charlotte and Adam, I want you to...to...'' he trailed of again

''Benson I swear if I have to tell you again I will give you such a slap!''

''Okay okay I need you to rake up leaves over on the west side of the park near... the... tree's,''

Right.

''Right that's it! c'mere!'' he ran off into the kitchen, I chased him, ''c'mere so I can rip yer bastard head off!'' he ran out the back door, ''you better run!'' I yelled after him, I walked back grabbed my drink, held my nose, and drunk it, it fizzed and crackled and I felt it in my stomach,

''Right that's done lets go, and I walked out quickly, Charlotte followed

''Wasn't that a little much?''

''Nope, Benson was leering at my chest, were both males! That's how weird it is!''

''Well, technically-''

''Don't even''

I would like to say the day went smooth, it didn't, as we was raking, I felt a tap on my shoulder and spun round expecting to see another worker, I wish, I really do, it was a man wearing a flashy suit and a massive creepy smile making a funny look, what did he want?

''hey there beautiful''

f*ck

''I was wandering through here and you happened to catch my eye, I own a limo but I thought a walk would do my abs good, even rich guys have to keep fit you know''

!?£$&#!

Charlotte was laughing but I wasn't at all

''How about you and me go for dinner, anywhere you want, I can afford it, cos I'm rich''

''Bog off mate I'm not interested and never will be either''

''Hey a transatlantic chick, I like it'' he said, leaning forward

''lets see how you like this rake jammed into your head'' I threatened, he backed off, saw Charlotte looking over, then he donned his cheesy grin and walked over again, I wasn't having that, this guy gave me bad vibes

''Go near her and I'll deck you one in the gut''

''Oh yea?''

''Yea''

He scowled and walked off, Charlotte walked over

''What was that?'' I don't know but I really want this day to end

What a horrid day

I wasn't sure which bathroom I should use so eventually I picked the woman's, it felt weird, I didn't like it, I wont bother putting down the time's Muscleman came and laughed at me because I was a girl, then I had to point out that he was as well, his reply was ''at least I'm hot''.

I think I was still shuddering 15 minutes later

at last the day ended, at 10 I went to bed, I was going to be up early but so what, so long as I was a man I didn't care, I went nude because I didn't want to wake up in girl clothes,

I see what you're thinking you dirty sods

I got a sleeping pill from pops, he has them because he's so energetic it helps at night, it did help, I was out like a light,

Next thing I knew I felt groggy and light was coming through the window, I got up to my feet, and wandered over to the window, I passed the mirror; I stopped, and then backtracked to it again.

There I was, in all of my male glory, my messy side parting, my ratty hair, and my sturdy straight none curvy body, I decided to celebrate this with grace and poise,

BANG went the kitchen door, because I slammed it open finding Benson, Mordecai and Rigby, the last two were males as well,

''I'm me! I'm a man! I AM A MAN ONCE MORE! WHOO-HOO!''

''Yes that's very good Adam'' said Benson

''Yea it is, and further more if I catch you staring again you wont have an excuse, and then you'll really be for it!''

''Can you just drop that please?!''

''We'll see''

''Urgh, look I need you to finish up were you was yesterday, Charlottes already there, take the cart and hurry, this place has to look its best, Mr. Mallard is coming today and I don't want any screw-ups''

I learned how to drive those carts from charlotte, it was really fun! I drove up to the west side and saw her and got out, then I saw something else, that weird man was walking towards her, I started walking up as well, I could hear what was being said as I did

''Hey baby, now that British chick is gone you and me can get to know each other''

''Oh, no thank you, I'm really not interested''

''Heh-heh, I don't think you understand, I, am rich''

''No I got that from yesterday, I just really don't want to-''

suddenly the man grabbed her arm and harshly pulled her forward until he was right in her face, she turned her head away scared, but the man turned it forcefully to face him,

''Listen you little freak! I don't like being turned down, your lucky I'm even talking to you, I could have any woman with my money, but if you think I'm going to let someone like YOU turn me down then-''

he never finished that sentence, I, seeing this happen, had ran full speed up towards them, grabbing a shovel from a wheelbarrow left by Muscleman yesterday, I ran up and with all my strength hit him in the back of the legs with the flat bit, he went down yelling while I went to the front of him between her and him, he looked up,

''Listen here you'' I said, ''get out, NOW! and if I see you anywhere near my friend again or this park then you will be on the business end of a much sharper shovel, GET OUT, NOW, YOUR BARRED!''

He spat at my feet,

''Listen you red headed little she*t! You think you've won?, I have money, I can pay for lawyers, bribe policeman, tip judges, I can do all of that, I'm richer than any of you!''

''But do you think your richer than me'', said a crackly old voice

we spun round and there was Mr. mallard himself, I heard he was very rich, he was accompanied by the rest of the workers, even Sara was there, and a female blue jay, I heard her name was heather, none of them looked happy, even pops looked cross, and skips, he just scared me.

A crowd had gathered as well, as well as a policeman who came to see what was happening, everyone was looking at the man with hatred

''Mr. Mallard? What are you doing here?''

''I came to check my park, and it's a good thing I did, you have a problem with him, you have a problem with me!''

The policeman walked over, the revolting man got up, and he was... smiling?

''Ah officer, I'm sure we can make this little incident just, go away?''

He had taken out a few hundred dollar bills, and was offering them to the officer, he took them.

Then he ripped them up

''And if you think throwing money at this will make it go away then your wrong! I have CCTV cameras around here and there sure to have picked that ugly little incident up! and if you think your going to win in court I'll have you know I have several of the greatest lawyers in the country'' said Mr. Mallard, man when it comes to petty things he could be a jerk but when something really serious came up he was an alright guy!

The policeman took him away, as they did the man yelled, ''this isn't over, I will be back!'' he shouted, then the police car went off with him

''My hair isn't red anyway, its auburn'' I muttered then I turned to Charlotte who had backed up a few steps,

''Did he hurt you at all? Tell me if it hurts'' I said walking to her,

Suddenly the others came running over

''Dude are you alright!? Asked Rigby

''What d'you mean am 'I' alright Charlotte's the one who got hurt by the guy! Ask her''

''my arm and neck hurt a little but its okay'' she said, I didn't think this was okay at all, I was furious at that man, Mallard came over to me, he was smiling, unusual but I wasn't complaining.

''So your the new employee I've heard tell about you, good worker I hear, and a good man from what I saw''

''Thank you sir''

''I hear you're from England, I do business there sometimes, is the weather still dreary?''

''You know it sir''

''Well I'm sure you have things under control here, beanson, come, we have much to discuss''

the others left and the crowd that had gathered was going, so it was just me and Charlotte, before he left Benson had said we could have a day off as reward, so we had that to look forward to, I turned to Charlotte who was looking at me, ''you okay'' I asked, she nodded, ''well lets go and do something then!'' I said happily, I enjoyed days off.

As I turned I heard her call me ''Adam!''

I turned and suddenly her arms were wrapped round me and I felt her hug me, then she kissed me on my cheek, she hugged me for a second or two more the let go

''Thank you''

As she walked towards the house I felt my cheeks go bright red

see! i told you there was drama, and he does turn up again, just you wait! keep reading,

oh and if you read RegularChick's fic 'Regular Girl in a Regular World', then you will know that female bluejay! and as always...

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