Light Ryuzaki Show!
Episode 10!
Brian: Wow episode 10!
Snow: -.- she took long enough.
Bri: GIVE ME SOME TIME!
Brian: -.- moving on!
L: Light still hasn't woken up yet.
Near: How odd.
Mello: I don't care about Light right now!
L: I'm sure you don't.
Light: *on a table*
L: Maybe we should do surgery.
Near: e_e huh?
Mello: WE AIN'T DOCTORS!
L: And neither am I.
Mello: e_e that's what I-
Near: ANYWAY! I'm sure he'll wake up soon.
L: Or not. Exactly why we have to do surgery *RIPS off Light's pants*
Near: I don't think this is what we're supposed to do.
Mello: *tilts head to the side* I thought it was small
L: Me too but I guess not.
Near: *facepalm* You two..
Watari: ._. I think you-
L: No Watari we will keep going.
Near: I can't do this *Covers eyes*
Mello: Ya know ya wanna look.
Near: I know ya wanna shut up.
L: Ohhhhhhhh...
Watari: Jesus Christ.
L: Now to proceed with surgery...*pulls Light's underwear all the way off* O_O
Mello: O_O HOLY SHIT!
L: ._. never in my life.
Light: *moves*
Mello: ABORT ABORT! *hides behind the couch
L: *frozen
Light: *wakes up* huh? *all he sees is L standing holding his underwear and Mello peeking from the couch and Watari banging his head against the wall. Near covering his eyes* WHAT IS THIS RAPE?! *gets off the table and snatches underwear, ripping it* AHHHH FUCK!
L: NO IT'S SURGERY!
Mello: IT WAS ALL L'S IDEA!
L: -.-
Light: YOU RAPIST!
L: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE?! I'M NOT A RAPIST!
Light: WHY AM I HALF NAKED THEN?!
L: You weren't waking up so I decided to try surgery.
Light: WHAT!
Mello: See, I tried to stop him but he just wouldn't listen.
L: -.-
Light: OMFG! *runs in room
Near: Well that esculated quickly.
Mello: I TOLD you he was gonna wake up.
Near: That was me.
Watari: -.-
L: I should kill you Mello
Mello: XD ya don't have a death note
L: I HAVE A POCKET KNIFE! *takes out pocket knife
Mello: O_O HELP! *runs
Near: You're on your own
L: *chases Mello
Brian: Short episode right?
Bri: It was just a fun little episode I thought would be cool. If ya don't like it then move on.
Snow: How rude.
Brian: Says the one who is rude herself.
Snow: You know what! BRIAN NO ONE ASKED YOU!
Brian: XD someone did!
Snow: WHO!
Brian: MEEEE!
Snow: -.- You sir have got to go.
Bri: AND YOU TWO SHOULD STFU!
Brian/Snow: Fine.
Brian: Tune in next time!