Tweeted by anntastic23 on 5/6/2010

Prompt: Backseat/Shamestick

Pairing/POV: Bella/Edward from the "Ducky and Stick Go Camping" universe.

Rated: T

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Dad looked in the rearview mirror and I was mortified. Can he tell? Can she? What the frack is with my body?

She snored a little, then ohmygod snuggled even closer, burrowing her freckled cheek against my shoulder.

I turned to look at her, catching my dad in the mirror again with a goofy smile on his face. I pretended to look out her window, but stuck my nose where her ponytail bunched up against the seat.

Strawberries?

I pressed my palms together and wedged them tightly between my knees, praying I wouldn't have to stand up before it deflated.

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A/N apparently, 'shamestick' has a couple of meanings, including a stick of butter coated in sugar (as a snack?) or an unwelcome erection you hope to hide... And poor Stick (approx 12 years old?) certainly wants to hide this one from Ducky. Anne, i love you for this prompt. Check out my one-shot "Ducky and Stick Go Camping, More or Less" for a tiny bit more of these life-long friends.