A/N: I seriously need to do my research paper, but I'm so lazy
I read Namakizakari and it is so adorable :3
To: Kazekage-sama
From: Admin, Matsuri's Mantra—Sunagakure's Most Active Blog
As I was doing some maintenance of the website earlier this week, I came across a very interesting thread about you, Kazekage-sama, and I would like for you to take a look at this entry and see if it requires deletion by me, the admin. On a quick note, vulgarities and other inappropriate words will be blocked out by asterisks.
gaaraissenpai: OMG Gaara-sama went shopping today!
kazekagegourd: XD WHERE? I MUST MEET HIM?
gaaraissenpai: Suna Shopping Complex
sabakubrofist: **** YEAH!
kazekagegourd: IKR! Did you know he had plastic surgery to fix his balls?
waifusandyman: WAT. IS THAT EVEN TRUE?
gaaraissenpai: OMG yes I heard about it
sabakubrofist: That is some crazy ****
kazekagegourd: apparently it sparked controversy, like tons
waifusandyman: I bet it made every fangirl on the planet want to have *** w/ him
gaaraissenpai: ;-; probably
gaaraissenpai: wait…but who started that rumour in the first place?
sabakubrofist: I heard it on Suna's Shocking Stories
waifusandyman: like that programme that only talks about Gaara?
kazekagegourd: Gaara and his smexiness **** this ****
gaaraissenpai: LOL we need to see him in real life
sabakubrofist: ******* YEAH!
waifusandyman: TELEPORTING
kazekagegourd: how about 2pm in front of the Kage building?
gaaraissenpai: YASS
sabakubrofist: **** you if you're not there XD jk
waifusandyman: WAIT FOR ME GAARA-KUN, SO WE CAN HAVE ***
The Kazekage's Reply
Admin,
Thank you for notifying me of this situation. In answer to your question, yes I would like to have the thread closed and deleted.
Sincerely,
Sabaku no Gaara, Fifth Kazekage
The Kazekage's Thoughts
WHO DARED TO PUT SUCH LIES ON TV? ALL MEDIA ALLOWANCES ARE MONITORED BY ME!
No wonder four girls were randomly standing there on Tuesday…
And I thought only women got plastic surgery…does plastic get plastic surgery?
A/N: I'm having such a brain fart ugh ;-;
If you're wondering why I "blocked" out the profanities, it's because I can't type them. Don't ask why, I just can't. Asterisks are fine, the meaning is still somewhat there. I still don't know why I can't type them. Oh well.