Scene 10
Traveling song
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Just so you know, the tune to this song is something from either Saturday Night Live or Who's Line is it Anyway, I don't remember which, we don't watch either, our friend Inafets came up with the new tune.
ALL:
Traveling hmm hmm hmmm
Traveling hmm hmm hmmm
We are travel,
travel, travel, travel, traveling.
GIMLI: Unlike you, I
am a dwarf
And no one tosses me!
LEGOLAS: I am a
pretty elf-lad,
Marvel at my perfect hair!
PIPPIN: I
like to annoy the fellowship
And complain about my feet!
FRODO:
(an octave higher) I like to mope and be a pain.
Everyone's
after me.
SAM: I like looking at Mr. Froooooo—
FRODO: Ahem.
SAM: Rosy!
FRODO: That was a side of him I never want to see again.
Anyways. Shall we continue?
GANDALF: (an octave higher
still)
I like to be the voice of doom.
I like to rhyme,
unlike the...tomb…gloom…oh, never mind. This song
is
getting silly, don't you think?
MERRY: Shut up, old man its my turn! I like---
BILBO: I'm only fifty!
DUMBLEDORE: I'm not really in this story at
all
The screenwriters are just dumb plagiarists
GANDALF:
No, no, no, that's too many syllables! And nothing rhymes
with
plagiarists!
DUMBLEDORE: Man-dress!!
GANDALF: CLEAN!! CLEAN!!!!!
ARAGORN:
Oh, Eru Iluvatàr.
REST OF FELLOWSHIP: Traveling
hmm hmm hmmm
Traveling hmm hmm hmmm
We are travel, travel,
travel, travel, traveling.
ALL: THE END!!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yes, we wrote this ourselves. Please hold your applause. We'll be here all week.