1Chapter Eight: Halloween.

The next morning found Sasuke sleeping at Naruto's window seat, Gaara on a bean bag and Neji cuddling the sleeping blond. Sasuke shot up form his sleep and glanced around the room, everyone was where they were the night before. 'Good... Might as well get up and make breakfast.' He teleported out of the room and into the kitchen... Naruto woke up to the smell of something good and went to see what it was. "Morning, little angel. How did you sleep last night?" Sasuke said as he served him some food and sat down with a bowl of a thick red liquid in it. "Arigato 'Suke-kun..." Naruto leaned over to kiss him when he hears a scream from his bed room.

A few seconds later the wolf came flying into the kitchen and glomped Naruto's waist. "Gaara–Gaara's a-a-a–!" Gaara came in, his ears slumped down and his tail dragging on the floor. Sasuke joined Neji in the corner as Gaara whined and glomped Naruto. "Ne... Naru, why did Neji glomp you?" Sasuke twitched, Gaara just glomped his Naruto and was whining? "Fuck Neji glomping my mate-to-be–!" Gaara was standing in front of him, his eyes black as sand began to form on the floor. "Gaara!! No!" Arashi said as he walked, limped in as Kyuubi in all his foxy glory. "We accept him... but Sasuke, hurt my baby and I'll do more than torture you with images, I'll castrate you and your brother."

Naruto sighed and went to get dressed as Arashi explained to the stunned wolf and vampire... Naruto was sitting on a swing in the middle of the park, his eyes were closed and he was listening to the sounds around him. Arashi was out shopping as Kyuubi was pestering Tsunade. He hated today, after leaving the house to try and relax, Sakura and her gang of sluts kept following him, that tigress just couldn't leave him alone. He opened his eyes and glared at the pink haired bitch that had the nerve to gently caress his face. "Sorry, Sakura, I will not stop loving Sasuke and if you want to keep those beautiful eyes of yours, I suggest you back off."

She hissed and he hissed back, this time a bit darker. She flinched and then smacked him, making sure her claws dug in to his face. He let out a small yelp as he laid on the floor trying not to scream in rage. She just insulted him, how dare she slap him! He turned and she shrank back; his blue eyes matched Kyuubi's now. She growled and left. He stalked home, his neighbors backed away as he walked by, even the children hid. Naruto walked into the house, no one was home, and locked himself in his room. He looked at the box that had Otoku's gift in it. He had looked at it that morning and left it there for Gaara and Sasuke to look at. It was a scrapbook crossed with a dairy. It was full of pictures bother drawn and photos of him and his mother naked and in odd positions. He snarled and laid down...

"Haruhi, I'm home! Naruto? Naruto, I know you are here..." Arashi sighed and went up stairs, he opened the door to see the box sitting a few feet away from Naruto and his son was trembling. "Naruto? Honey what's wrong–!? What happened to your face!?" He lightly brushed a finger over the marks, too thick to be a methuselah's claws, so that ruled out Sasuke. "Hurano... that bitch insulted me in the middle of the park. She slapped me in the face, but instead of killing her, I just came home. Oh and that gift from him, I bet Sasu-kun and Chichi and even Gaara would want to see it." Arashi did what Kyuubi did when he had wounds that didn't heal right away, he licked them and nuzzled his son's face. "Shh, it will be okay... she may have disrespected you, but at the very least she didn't do it in front of Sasuke. Now help me cook dinner and then we'll go shopping for your dad okay?" Naruto nodded and they went shopping. That night Naruto spent the night at the Hyuuga mansion, in Hinata's room since his parents weren't the only ones busy that evening.

As the days slowly passed, Naruto was excited for some unknown reason, every time he looked at Sasuke or even brushed past him, he would get a rush of heat in his lower abs. He asked Kyuubi about it and his father just made him sit through his "cuddle time" with Arashi. (Will be in bonus chap and well as an explanation for the slap on the face) "KYUUBI, YOU-YOU PERVERTED SON-SON OF A BITCH!!!! HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME IN FRONT OF OUR SON, YOU SICK BASTARD!!!! COME BACK HERE!!!!" Naruto was wide awake for the rest of the day, Kyuubi was running in his half demon form as a very naked Arashi chased after him with a huge butcher knife. (When I said raging Yondaime, I mean raging)

Finally Halloween came and as expected Kyuubi's people and the humans came together to celebrate. Naruto was so nervous that Hinata had to slap some sense into him. "Thank you, Hina-chan... but what is if Sasuke gets mad that I am a demon..." Hinata sighed and got ready to slap him again, but stopped when Gaara ran in and glomped Naruto as he sat in his hybrid form. The panther-fox was showing way too much emotion, but then again he just found out that poor little Neji was now a mommy and that he was the daddy.

"Wow, you look great!" Naruto blushed, he was wearing the robes of a Hokage, the light red dress hugged his slender form perfectly, the white over coat hid his frame well and his shoulder piece had a hood in it so he had it sitting on his head, his cute fluffy fox ears pressed against his head. His nine tails floated gently in the air as he moved about. The panther-fax wore the Kazekage robes that were more lite a dress shirt and nice pants, not that Naruto was complaining.

Sighing as the parade began he made his way from the Tower to the front gates to do his part: the fire dance... Sasuke was getting both impatient and worried, He hadn't seen Naruto all day and a few days ago he was acting really weird. He was hoping to spot him so he could talk to him, but fate was against him- Kami he was starting to sound like Neji for a second there. Itachi was happily making out with Sai as Aki drew pictures and remarked on how sexy her parents were. Sasuke sweat dropped, weird niece, but then again look at her parents... Family.

He was about to lose it when suddenly the crowd parted ways to let someone, dancing, through. He moved with his family to the front and gasped in surprise, there dancing so beautifully was Naruto, n o not his little blond, but a kitsune! He watched as Naruto's body bent and curved in such libido enlarging angles that Sasuke didn't recall have put an iron ball in his pants nor did he recall having a nosebleed. Naruto kept his eyes closed, afraid to see the people watching him, but he felt one intense stare on him that made him look, Sasuke.

Naruto shuddered and his movements become fluid, free and wild like a young flame bursting into a gigantic blaze. He even let his fox fire run rampant as he danced and moved about. Kyuubi was holding a broken nose as he and Arashi walked behind Naruto. "He's got your spirit... and with Sasuke watching him he's let lose." Kyuubi said as they watched the show. Arashi nodded and motioned for Sasuke to join Naruto, but the methuselah just stared at his little angel, content with just watching him move so passionately, their gaze never breaking even if Naruto's eyes were closed...

At the banquet hall, everyone was gathered about chatting and asking Naruto to either teach them how to dance like that or to be their boyfriend. But all got quiet as Tsunade stood and said she had a little something put together for Kyuubi. The lights dimmed and a video began to play, it was their preparations for their wedding! Arashi was blushing, he had no idea Tsunade was recording him fight with Anko about his wedding dress, he was completely naked, so their were some howls and a few "Show your stuff, Arashi-baby!!!" from the women who attended the wedding.

Then when they said their vows, Kyuubi was secretly groping Arashi's ass as Sarutobi, the third Hokage was blessing them. Next was the wedding reception. Arashi was drunk off his ass and was lap dancing, pole dancing and finally strip teasing, Kyuubi had lost his sanity and pounced on the man and all you could hear was Kyuubi saying some nasty things as Arashi giggled and squealed in delight. As soon as the tape was over and the lights were back on, Tsunade had in he hand a leash and at the end of a leash was a naked Arashi with a vibrator in his ass, a ball gag in his mouth, looking completely fuckable.

Kyuubi sighed, taking a deep breath and then screaming that anyone looking at his mate was going to be killed, everyone immediately looked away as he took Arashi and wrapped his tails around him. (currently bleeding all over computer Heh, I have to stop doing that...) Kyuubi then cleared his throat gain everyone's attention again. "As you all know, yes I'm pedophiling Arashi, but I love him, so fuck off and die!! But you all have been waiting for Naruto's 16th birthday. And I am proud to announce that my son is engaged to...Uchiha Sasuke. You better take good care of him or I'll let Arashi go Satan on your ass."

Naruto glomped Sasuke and Sasuke huggled his kitsune-chan nice and close, but the happy feely moment died away went a nasty sound echoed through out the whole nation of Fire. Sasuke snarled at the pink haired bitch who had the nerve to slap– oh no, she just– in public no less!! Naruto held his abused cheek and stood up. He looked up, smiling oh so damn sexy that if it wasn't for that damned evil look in his eyes it would be a major turn on, but then again this Sasuke, so his pants were once again occupied by an iron ball.

Kyuubi and Arashi just sighed and said in sing-song, "Ding dong the pink-haired bitch is dead!" The Huranos didn't even bother saving their daughter, they could care less that she was going to be killed right then and there; she had brought upon herself. Naruto walked up to her and lightly brought his hand to her face, gently caressing it and then he kissed her on the lips, she gasped allowing his tongue to slid in and she moaned as he kissed her so deeply, but the kiss stopped and he whispered in her ear, "It's girls like you that make most demon males gay, and if you were paying attention back in second grade, you would have known that Uchihas and Uzumakis go together like peanut butter and jelly... And since you insulted me twice now, I get to enjoy humiliating you."

She gasped as he stepped back and bowed to her and then saying, "With love, Sasuke." She gasped and ran off crying, Naruto looked at Lee who nodded and mouthed, "thank you for teaching her that lesson..." and went to comfort her. Kyuubi blinked, Arashi was too busy poking fun at the aroused Sasuke for his not so little friend.

Naruto sighed and smiled before he got a cranky look to his face and screaming, "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KISSED THE SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone began laughing as the party continued... 'Orochimaru-sama won't like this, not one bit...' There was a spy amongst them, but no one knew nor did they care at the moment, time would reveal all, all too soon.