Following those words from Chris came at long last the introduction sequence of the Season as mentioned much earlier in Episode One. Of course, once it was over the episode itself finally opened up at last to reveal what happened after the previous one. This episode specifically opened up inside of the Craft Services tent, with all of the remaining contestants (Cody, Duncan, Katie, Izzy, Justin, LeShawna, Owen, Lindsay, and DJ) seated at the tables with their food infront of them. Of course, DJ was the one who had cooked it for them. It actually was a tastey looking bowl of white substance of some kind, but regardless Duncan and Cody both were able to put in their mouths and happily eat it.
"Man, I can't believe Chef is actually cooking us good food!", Duncan commented, "I can actually stomach this!"
"Tell me about it!", Cody replied. "This is actually like the cooking I get back home!", the others on the teams were also shown to be enjoying the food as the camera panned over to the Gaffers table, showing them having a similar moment of tasting their food, with Owen enjoying it the most of course.
"Yeah", DJ began, "Chef sure has learned how to cook, hasn't he? Hehe.", of course DJ had his Mama's spice hidden in his Short's pockets, with all of the other remaining castmates unaware that he had it at all. "For once, compliments to the Chef!"
"You got that right!", Owen replied, "This is so Awesome! Though I kinda liked his old Food too though, tasted fine! Didn't NEED to fix it!"
"Owen, don't say that!", Lindsay replied, "He might go back to cooking like he used to!"
"Nah", DJ assured Lindsay, "I don't think he would do that, trust me!" he then patted his pocket after finishing that statement, regardless Lindsay was assured completely that DJ was speaking the truth and worried no further.
"Alright y'all!", LeShawna quickly began to her team, "Enough 'bout the food, we need to start talkin' 'about our Alliance!", even though she said those words in the softest way she could, Justin still caught wind of hearing those words and lightly made sure to listen in on what she was saying, "We need to find out who took down Heather and get rid of that dude or chick!"
"Maybe Heather took herself off to manipulate us!", Lindsay suggested, to which none of her team/alliance seemed to believe was possible.
"Do you honestly think that Heather would do somethin' like that?", LeShawna replied with cocked eyebrows, "No way in heck would someone like her give up a million bucks no matter how hard we dream it! It had to be someone on her team!"
"Maybe it was Izzy.", DJ suggested, "The Girl could be capable of it."
"If it was her, then we have nothing to worry about!", Owen replied, "She wouldn't get us off!"
"How do you know that?"
"Because, she's amazing!", Owen of course said that in a loving tone, showing his affection towards the girl in question.
"What if it was the guy who liked her?", Lindsay suddenly offered as her own suggestion, but it was quickly dismissed;
"No way!", LeShawna responded, "That boy loved her too much back then to be able to manipulate her off the show! Had to be someone else!"
"What about Justin?", DJ suddenly replied, to which both Owen and Lindsay were offended by him saying such a thing.
"NO!", they both suddenly yelled in unison, gaining the attention of everyone from both their team and the Grips. Of course, they both soon sat down a bit embarassed from doing it.
"We mean, uhhh, No more Sarah Palin!", Owen replied, "Yeah, No more Palin...heheh!"
"I don't think JUstin did it either.", LeShawna replied after a short moment of awkward silence, "Just doesn't seem likely. But oh well, we have the rest of the episode to get on this case, so we'll just try our best the whole time!"
[CONFESSIONAL]
Justin - "So LeShawna has her own Alliance now. Haha, and they can't even figure out it's me that they're up against! This is going to be fun! Perhaps I can, give them a few 'hints' along the way, just for my enjoyment!"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
Following Justin's confessional, the camera went back to focusing onto to the Killer Grips as they sat down at their table, and it seemed to primarily focus on Cody as he finished up his bowl of food secretly made tastey by noneother than DJ.
"yesiree, this food is definitely good for my diet!", Cody revealed much to his team's confusion.
"Diet?", Duncan replied, "Why would you need a diet?"
"You're skinny as skinny can be!", Justin added in a non-insulting tone.
"Haha, I mean my Hypoglycemic diet.", Cody explained, "I have Hypoglycemia, it's a condition where I don't have much sugar in my blood."
"You have that?", Justin replied a bit worried, "Are you, going to be okay?"
"Yeah, I'll be fine!", Cody said confidentally, "As long as I get enough Sugars! Hehe, it'll be fine!"
"You sure?", Katie added, "I heard that condition can cause Seizures, Unconcsiousness, and even Death!", some of the team seemed surprised that Katie knew such knowledge, but nonetheless they all ignored it.
"Heheh, it's been a long time since I ever had an episode!", Cody responded, "So I doubt it'll happen any time soon! Don't worry about it!"
"Are you positive, Cody?", Justin added in as a question, showing actual concern for the boy he was surprisingly getting along with despite the massive differences between the two.
"Yeah!", Cody sad positively, "Absolutely! This condition is NOT going to get in the way of my abilities in this Game!"
"Wait, so you signed up for this show knowing you have a condition that could kill you if you don't get the right Food?", Duncan questioned to the boy beside him. Of course, Cody did have a rather optimistic responde for this question;
"Yeah, haha.", Cody replied, "Pretty much, but again, nothin like that's gonna happen! Trust me!"
"I would hope so, Cody!", the voice of the infamous television Host Chris McLean suddenly said as he walked into the tent, "Because today is once more, a CHALLENGE DAY! So get readto caugh up your breakfast!", just then he began laughing his classical McLean laugh.
"and exactly what torture do you have you concockted for us today?", Duncan asked in response to Chris' opening statement.
"Oh nothing!", the host remarked, "Just that your day will be total hell! Speficially, Documentary Hell! Get it, because today is a Documentary theme! As in, Non-Fictional videos of People, Animals, or events! Educational Movies about Great White Sharks, Devilish Monsters, the possibility of Robots, Sexually Transmitted Diseases, or even a video about a country! All of them Documenting nothing but the truth, the absolute and total TRUTH!", of course as he went over the first three examples, Scarface the Shark, , and then Mecha Courtney were shown on screen one after another before it cut back to Chris speaking.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Lindsay - "Documentaries? But, those are so BORING! Can it be about my hair, because it's been So long before I've even had it trimmed, done or diddy! I have so many split ends in it, I wonder how much worse it can get!"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
Following Lindsay's confessional, Chris had assembled all of the Nine remaining castmates outside to where their challenge was to begin, and of course he began explaining the first of two challenges they would face within this episode;
"For your First Challenge, it is to capture Footage!", he explained, much to the contestants' disbelief that it would be hard at all, "Of these two animals, one for each team, and make sure you keep it in focus and that you capture all of it's movements! One team-member will hold the Camera while the others will try their best to direct them to capture the animal on film! Team to have the best footage wins!", of course Chef was shown keeping two obviously large animals in cages that had too little light to see what creatures were actually in them. It was then that the castmembers became rather worried. "And trust me, this one will be tough! Because both of these animals are anything BUT friendly! Both of them can also be QUITE Illusive aswell, and it's a miracle that we got them to even show themselves! So, teams, pick your Animal! Since the Grips still have their Captain, Duncan gets to do it for his team."
"I pick the one on the right.", Duncan quickly replied, choosing the cage that was smaller, but still quite large. "How bad could it be?"
"Gaffers?", Chris replied, "Or should I say, Losers?", he then laughed, much to LeShawna's annoyance.
"Well, I think we should go with the left one!", LeShawna exclaimed, "There's only two of 'em and that's the last one!"
"Haha.", Chris replied, "Yep! You would've gotten it anyway, but by law I have to make sure I have your Consent! It's the only flaw in the Justice System here if you ask me! Anyway, Chef, let's see what the teams got!"
"I can't wait to see this!", Izzy commented, "Those definitely don't sound like animals I know!"
"Grips!", Chris said first, "You picked the one on the right, which gets you the thought to be extinct Dinosaur, DILOPHOSAURUS!", Chef then with a sinister look to his face released the beast from the cage, revealing a Dinosaur that looked like a Velociraptor in shape but was double the size,practically the size of a person including the double crests it had on the top of it's head. Being 20 feet long with it's tail but not a raptor, it also didn't have the two switchblade claws on the feet but did have feet that resembled a T-Rex's, and of course it had a notch after the first row of teeth in it's mouth giving it a Crocodile-like look to it's mouth, and also feathers that covered most of it's body like fur. The entire Grips team and Gaffer team were shocked and amazed at this.
"Okay, how the FUCK did you get a DINOSAUR?", Duncan replied with complete disbelief in Chris, "GOTTA be fake!"
"Actually, Duncan", Chris began, "It's not! You see, theres a remote town somewhere in Ontario that's near this science facility, and they were practicing with bringing dinosaurs back to life, so they started with this Early Jurassic Predator, Dilophosaurus! With Government supervision of course! We have a Feathered One here, because that's the Northern one! Scaled ones take up the South! Our Version here is native to the State of Alaska, and few islands near us! Although some have popped up in the mainland."
"So you're telling us that they brought DINOSAURS back to life?", DJ replied, "Dude, you REALLY think we can buy that?", in response the Dilophosaurus roared it's roar that was similar to 's Banshee scream but at a lower pitch and much more reptilian in sound. Izzy then did her own observation by going up to the creature and actually opening it's mouth, much to it's anger, and sticking her head inside, she then stopped doing so and became scared.
"It's real.", Izzy replied, "A Robot's mouth wouldn't be that wet.", in response to that everyone gasped as Chris then laughed.
"Yep!", Chris answered, "One Hundred Percent Real, and Female too! However, we also have the other Gender in the left cage! Chef, reveal the Gaffer's animal!", as the Gaffers (especially DJ) became worried, Chef unvieled the second monster, which much to their shock was a full grown Sasquatchenawkwa. It of course roared at the Humans, which quickly put the Dilophosaurus into a rage aswell as both beasts then began roaring and hissing at eachother (the Dilophosuaurs hissing, Sasquatch roaring and growling) as Chef and many interns used Chains to keep them from stricking eachother or Chris. "A SASQUATCH!"
[CONFESSIONAL]
LeShawna - "Okay, you tellin me that now we have Feathered Lizards the size of people walkin' around here, and that Government actually is OKAY with that? Oh, and are you tellin me that they okay with Bigfoot too?! What kind of trick is this dude pullin' off anyway?!"
[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]
Chris - "Haha, trick haha. While it is true that now the Canadian Dilophosaurus roams as a native animal of all and also Alaska, that the American one roams Northeastern United States, and the Polar one is WAYY up North, the Government didn't let me have one, I just caught it myself, haha. And it doesn't look like she's happy about it! However, Sasquatch, well, he's been on our show before so he was willing! Still a mean mamma jamma though! I just wonder which one's meaner! Especially since the Females, are more Agressive!", he then laughs harder then he did before.
[CONFESSIONALS END]
"oKAY!", Chris began, "With the creatures assigned, we can start the challenge! As such, here are your cameras!", he then had Chef toss two cameras to the teams. Cody caught his for the Grips, and LeShawna caught her teams' camera. "Your Animals will be kept in seperated Studios to make it so that they don't kill eachother and cost us some badass monsters for a later season or episode, but trust me, it'll STILL be heard ha ha! Now, you're studios will be part of the same studio though, so be aware of that!"
"Uh, what exactly IS the Challenge?", LeShawna asked, still confused as to what that part was.
"It's to basically capture footage of the creature, I'll judge it! Of course, after that we will have the second part of the challenge! Best Two out of Two wins the Reward for today! Sol, LET'S GET TO IT!", with those words from Chris, the challenge had finally begun. However, it was natural that once the jump cut into the studios, filled with jungles and foresty pieces, was done that all of the contestants were scared of their respective Animal. The first focus was the Grips, who were actually huddled up in a tree while the Dilophosaurus was below, hissing at them and circling the tree repeatedly. Luckily for the Competitors, they were high enough to be out of it's reach.
"How did Chris even get this thing?!", Katie asked in terror, her and Cody both holding onto Justin for dear life.
"Nevermind that!", Cody exclaimed, "How did these things get brought back?", of course then all of the Grips panicked as the beast jumped at them, making them all jump at it's move.
"Okay, who has the fucking camera?!", Duncan suddenly asked, in response it was Cody who lifted up the Camera in his hands, "Just start filming this stupid thing already before it eats us!"
"Got it!", Cody complied with Duncan's commands and began filimg their assigned Dinosaur, the creature still hissed and tried with all it's might to get up to them, but was unable to do so despite being obviously superior to the humans in terms of raw power. "Haha, this is pretty easy!"
"Yeah, for now!", Katie added, "What if the tree Falls?"
"Hey, Owen's with the other team.", Duncan replied, "So I think we have a few extra minutes before that happens.", it was right after Duncan said those words that the camera quickly went over to where the other team was filming. Despite having a Sasquatch plain in their sight, it was revealed that the Gaffers had actually managed to lose sight of their monster, even with DJ being the one manning the camera.
"Okay, where in the hell did that damn thing go?", LeShawna asked, fustrated with the lost Sasquatch, "YO, BIGFOOT!"
"I don't think it wants to be filmed.", Lindsay pointed out, which was quite obvious to the entire team, "Kinda like Tyler!"
"Yeah.", Owen added, "Bigfoot is said to be one of the most illusive beings on the planet, why nobody's found a body! He has avoided Scientific Discovery ever since the Native Americans were all that existed in North America!"
"How and why do you know so much about Bigfoot?", LeShawna quickly asked to Owen's knowledge of Sasquatch.
"Izzy filled me in!", Owen revealed, which didn't seem to surprise any of the Gaffers at all, infact none of them even responded to Owen's answer. "Infact, Bigfoot might even be the Missing Link between us and Monkeys, or maybe even a giant Orangutan Relative called Giganthopithicus!"
"Look dude", LeShawna began, "We might be able to use that knowledge later, but we don't it for filming!"
"Okay, sorry.", Owen then gave LeShawna a apologetic and sheepish smile.
"SASQUATCH!", LeShawna called out again, "COME ON, WE JUST WONNA WIN THIS STINKIN' CHALLENGE!"
"Yeah!", Lindsay added in loudly, "You can help us! Don't make me send Tyler after you!"
"Okay, Lindsay, Tyler's not in the game.", DJ replied, tired of Lindsay thinking Tyler was still in, "This isn't funny anymore."
"It's gettin old.", LeShawna said to support DJ's argument.
"I'm not trying to be funny!", Lindsay added in defense of herself, "I just don't know where Tyler is!"
"Okay you know what, whatever.", LeShawna remarked, "We have a bigfoot to find.", the team then journeyed deeper into the woods of the Studio, unaware that their Sasquatch was actuallt right behind them, hiding in the trees and bushes the entire time, and actually even following them aswell. It was practically comical that it was able to not even cause a single rustle in any of the forestry or plants as it moved about, and thus able to be undetected by the team. However, soon enough the focus went right back onto the Grips as they were still stuck in the tree with the Agressive Female Dilophosaurus below them, hissing at them, wanting to kill them all. Even the shots used by the cameramen seemed to be taken from trees, most likely because it would attack even them.
"Okay, what are we going to do?", Katie asked in a panicked tone, "I might know it's name means double crested lizard, but that doesn't mean I actually know how to get away from this thing! It's one of the least known Dinosaurs!"
"How about waiting for it to calm down?", Justin suggested, "I believe that might work, it has to tire out eventually!"
"Yeah, but how long would that take?!", Katie added, "We're probably going to fall out of this fake tree before it does so!"
"If only Dweeb boy were here", Duncan said, referring to Harold, "We could use a Sacrifice."
"He was on the other team.", Cody said in correction of Duncan.
"I know, but hey, it'd be nice.", Duncan replied.
"Hey Duncan, don't you have a knife of some sort?", Justin quickly said to question Duncan.
"What good would a KNIFE have against THAT? It's just a Switchblade.", Duncan revealed, "I highly doubt something like that would die to a little Switchblade. Human, yes, Sasquatch, maybe, that thing, Hell No."
"Good Point.", Justin replied.
"Guys!", Izzy suddenly exclaimed, "I have an idea!"
"What is it?!", the rest of her entire team replied in unison.
"I think we can easily get away from it if one of us jumps down from the tree and distracts it enough to get everyone else down to safety and then run to safety themselves!", Izzy explained, before the view went back to the Dilophosaurus, hissing and angrily slashing at the trees. It's claws and arms would be powerful and sharp enough to inflict levels of claw marks that would most likely expose bone and be fatal. It's jaws were most likely as powerful as that of a Crocodile or Alligator's, perhaps a bit weaker but most certainly powerful enough to take down Humans and many of the present day animals, and it's powerful legs could no doubt run faster than any human being. It was practically a triple threat. So obviously, none of the Killer Grips wanted to attempt running for their lives from it, as it would most likely end in a Sacrifice of life.
"Not it", the entire team quickly said, including Izzy the one who suggested it.
"Hey! You suggested it!", Duncan quickly snapped at the red-headed crazy girl.
"Haha", Izzy laughed, "Did you think that meant I was going to do it? Haha, that would be Insane!"
"Well we have to do something!", Justin added in, "I am not going to get mauled to death by some deranged Dinosaur that should've stayed Extinct!", it was just then that Cody was shown to be thinking up a plan to save his team. Soon enough, he came up with it and slided out of hugging onto Justin, much to the other boy's confusion. "Cody, what are you doing?"
"Justin, quick take off your shirt!", Cody quickly said.
"Hey!", Duncan exclaimed, "This is no time for that now, Loverboys!"
"No!", Cody said with a slight blush, "If that thing is female, and most likely straight, then it should easily fall for Justin's looks and be so distracted that it would let us escape!"
"I never thought of that, Cody.", Justin said with a smile, "That's quite smart."
"Hehe, thanks."
"Just take off your damn shirt already.", Duncan quickly added in, ready to no longer be in danger of being devoured by a Dinosaur. Without any further hesitation, Justin ripped his shirt off of his body, exposing his well exercised, fully ripped and well tanned bady. Just as Cody had predicted, the Dilophosaurus was distracted by Justin's charms and no longer slashed and hissed at the team in the tree. Justin smiled happily at the sight of the obvious working, and he along with his team were easily able to slide down off of the tree, with the Dilophosaurus choosing to gush over Justin instead of attacking the Grips. However, the Gaffers had less luck. In the amount of time it took for their rival team to get a plan of action to save their lives, the Gaffers still had not found their Sasquatch, which was now walking in plain sight behind them the entire time and even smiling while holding in it's laughter. Of course, this fustrated the Gaffers completely as they walked through-out the set, especially LeShawna.
"Okay, now this is just Ridiculous!", the girl exclaimed angrily, "There is no possible way that damn sasquatch could be missing!"
"Maybe we're just not looking hard enough!", Lindsay suggested.
"Maybe it was just a man in a suit, and he got out of the suit.", DJ's suggestion was met with an offended Sasquatch that was behind him, though it still was not discovered by any member of the team.
"Maybe it's just over the Rainbow!", Owen suggested, to which his team and the Sasquatch blankly looked at him for.
"Not even gonna ask.", LeShawna replied.
"Hey, guys, do you get the wierd feeling that you're being watched?", Owen suddenly pointed out, feeling that the Sasquatch was behind them. "I mean, I'm starting to feel very, very wierd right now. Like, something's behind us."
"It might be the ghost of Heather's Hair.", LeShawna said as a joke, "Tryin' to find her body."
"Heather's hair has a ghost?!", both Lindsay and DJ said in surprising fright, much to LeShawna's annoyance.
"No you dumbasses!", she said in annoyance, "and WHAT is that Smell?!", of course then she finally began complaining about a skunk-like body odor that everyone was smelling.
"
I know!", Lindsay added in, "I thought Owen just farted again!"
"Haha!", Owen laughed, "That wasn't me! I let out my gas before we got in the set!"
"Okay, so horrible ass smell and the feelin somethin's behind us...", just then the Gaffers finally turned around just to see the hairy man-like ape that was seven feet tall roar right at them. Naturally, DJ screamed the loudest and he and Lindsay both hid behind an equally shocked LeShawna. Since DJ had the camera, it flew up into the air as he bolted and thus was slapped away by Sasquatch and landed right on Owen's face, breaking his teeth immensely along with the Camera, but also sending him right ontop of his very team aswell thus causing them to all roll like a snowball away from the angry Sasquatch. Soon enough however, the Gaffers ran into a tree and broke from being in a snowball formation. It was only then that they could see that Owen was hurt, his jaw shattered and broken by the Sasquatch hitting him with the camera.
"Oh my gosh!", Lindsay gasped, "Owen's hurt!"
[CONFESSIONAL]
DJ - "I can't believe that they went this far in a Challenge! Unplanned Zombie attack is one thing, but DINOSAURS AND SASQUATCH! I'm surprised Owen's HEAD wasn't broken in this! Heck, I'm lucky that I wasn't broken!"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
After DJ's confessional, came the moment in which LeShawna noticed the camera was no longer with her or her team. This managed to multiply the level of fustration with both the show and the challenge.
"Where in hell's the Camera?!", she pointed out to her team, "DON'T tell me that Sasquatch has the Camera!"
"Sorry!", DJ replied sheepishly, a bit scared of LeShawna at this point, "I was scared when that thing roared! It was so angry and scary!"
"Ugh.", LeShawna said with rolling her eyes, "We're gonna have to back."
"What?!", Lindsay and DJ both gasped in unison.
"But what if it kills us?!", Lindsay added in following her and DJ's gasp.
"We are NOT losin' this Challenge because of some stupid Sasquatch!", LeShawna sternly told them. However, Lindsay and DJ's fright was increased when the Sasquatch returned to the Gaffers, with the camera right on it's shoulders for some reason, and it's body right behind LeShawna as she faced the knocked out and wounded Owen and the scared Lindsay and DJ.
"LeShawna..", both DJ and Lindsay began to the angry girl on their team, but they were unable to reveal to her at that moment of where the Sasquatch was.
"I mean it!", she exclaimed, "Those damn Grips have had their last win! If it takes me to kick that damn Sasquatch in the Balls, I will beat those damn Gri-", of course it was then that LeShawna turned around and saw for herself where the Bigfoot was. As it then roared angrily at her as it did before, her and her team screamed in Unison. However, LeShawna in her fright followed through on her word and kicked the Male Sasquatch in the Groin, causing it's angry roar to turn into a morunful wale of pain as she grabbed the camera as it fell from the beast's shoulders and without any hesitation wanted Chris to end the Challenge. "Alright, LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!". Without any further stalling, LeShawna, Lindsay and DJ grabbed Owen and the Camera then bolted like lightning (the type of weather) away from the distraught Bigfoot. It was only at that very moment that the camera revealed that outside of the Studio was Chris and Chef, waiting for the right time to end this section of the Challenge.
"So," Chris began, "Do you think it's time to end the Challenge? Or should we make them suffer just a little bit longer?"
"Up to you, mah man.", Chef replied, "Though I just wonder if they still alive! I mean, the Dinosaur could've eaten the Grips alive and left they bodies unable to be identified, and the Sasquatch coulda beaten the Gaffers to a bloody pulp and then gutted and eaten them! Not to mention the Camera crew too meaning we might have to go in there ourselves to get the proof! They'd also possibly have to kill the Animals for that too!", suddenly Chef noticed Chris, who was shockingly concerned at that point, acess the Studio's intercom system.
"Contestants, and inside camera crew", he began, "The First Part of the Challenge over! If you're still alive, please come out of the studio with your cameras intact so we can have the second challenge and finally name a winner!", with those words the scene made a jump cut to the moment in which all of the remaining contestants save for Owen were gathered with their cameras infront of both Chris and Chef, but not for the next part of the Challenge. Instead, the main focus for the moment seemed to be the fate of Owen. Izzy was of course the most concerned on this subject.
"Is Owen okay?", Izzy asked to Chris and Chef as the Cameras seemed to heavily focus on him, "Where the heck's the Medical Team?"
"Oh, don't worry!", Chris replied, "They'll be here! The Cameras are just getting all the necessary shots for ratings!"
"How long's the big guy gonna be, ya know, injured?", LeShawna inquired.
"Well, judging by the way things look, probably about 3 to 4 Weeks.", Chris added in with little remorse for saying such a thing and also causing gasps from all of the other remaining contestants, "But in reality, i'd leave that up to our Doctor here on Total Drama, DR. PENNYWISE!", it was then that an Ambulance with the colours of a circus clown car drove up onto the scene, and out of it came a man dressed in a doctor's outfit but with a fake red nose, circus clown face makeup, and a rainbow afro wig on his head. He also had strange eyes that were similar to Justin's in the way they looked different from everyone elses, but oddly these changed colour every single time he was on screen after not being on screen. It was worth nothing that everyone was surprised and confused to see a clown come onto the scene.
"Hoho!", Dr. Pennywise began, "Where is the Patient, hoho! I'm ready to operate!" just then the clown doctor held up a blow horn, but then tossed it aside and took out a plastic toy saw instead. He then smiled at Chris, Chef and the contestants.
"We need a bigger budget, man.", Chef said to Chris in response to Dr. Pennywise's mere existance.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Duncan - "Remind me to NEVER need surgery while on this show."
[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]
Izzy - "I just hope Dr. Pennywise can fix Owen up! Owen is like my buddy! He's on the other team but he's the only guy who really gets me, ya know? Plus he saved me from the Spawn of Satan itself ! He definitely needs to fix Owen up!"
[CONFESSIONALS END]
Following those confessionals, the hosts and castmembers watched as tried numerous techniques on Owen. The First was as the Doctor explained;
"First, I will do my Balloon treatment! It always works on the Elderly who have a risk of Heart attacks!", the doctor then began blowing up and making balloon animals and throwing them repeatedly at Owen. Owen smiled with his broken teeth and actually tried popping them, only to have his laughter cause him great pain and worry the other castmembers completely, though Dr. Pennywise kept on laughing his "hoho" laugh instead. Following this, Pennywise was able to make a further diagnosis of Owen, "It seems as though this Patient's injury inhibits laughter, I will try my noodle down the throat technique, as the injury seems to be in his mouth region!"
"Uh, Noodle down the what tecnique?!", LeShawna questioned in response to the diagnosis.
"Noodle down the throat technique!", the Doctor explained, "It's when I send Noodles down a person's throat to help them laugh again. It's one of my most sucessful techniques, almost as helpful as my tickling of the ape!"
"Dude, you can NOT tell me you don't see that his teeth are broken!", LeShawna suddenly pointed out, just in time too as Chef had gotten a large tube of Noodles for . It was then that finally noticed Owen's broken teeth, the true injury that he had.
"Oh, I see!", the doctor replied, "Well then I will just wire his Jaw together then!", it was then that everyone gasped. Even Chris and Chef seemed to be frightened by the very thought of handling something like that.
"I don't think that's a good idea.", Chris said while walking over to Pennywise, "Maybe Chef or an Intern should handle that."
"Nonsense!", Pennywise assured Chris, "While I might have no true medical license, I am still more knowledgeable about this kind of stuff than any of you combined! Now all I need is supplies from the local hospital and I will be fine!"
"We have supplies here.", Chris responded.
"Actually, not anymore. I borrowed them for my own private hospital.", Pennywise explained, as if unaware that borrowing requires permission before seizing the object that desired. Chris however, had no further questions to ask of .
"Well, Good luck.", with a few pats on the Doctor's back, Owen was put on a wheeler and taken by Dr. Pennywise and a few interns into the medical services tent of the Film Lot to be worked on. All of the other contestants remained concerned for him as this went on, but regardless the Second Challenge was set to start with or without Owen, and if course Chris chose to start said Challenge at that very moment rather than later. "Okay! With that finally out of the way, onto the Second Challenge! Now, as you might have noticed I've been saying 'facts' about your animals through-out the episode, well now it's time for you to find the TRUE facts about them!"
"That's IT?!", LeShawna replied, doubting that Chris was legit at all.
"Yep!", Chris replied, "We really can't think of anything else that would fit the theme of documentaries, and we're close to the end of the episode so sadly that'll have to do! HOWEVER, we DID give your computers a defuctive Internet Connection to make it SOMEWHAT Challenging! Haha!"
"But, really, that's it dude?", Cody added in question form, "That's ALL you could pull outta your butt?"
"Pretty much!", Chris remarked, "Now, Grips take one Laptop, Gaffers take the other. The Team who find the most FACTUAL information on the assigned website will get your team the Win and the Reward!"
[CONFESSIONAL]
Justin - "Well, looks like I now have the Chance I need to win this for my team, and take down LeShawna's Alliance.", he then finishes his confessional with a smirk on his face.
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
Following Justin's confessional, both teams were shown having one team member seated at an outdoor desk with the laptop on it with one other team-member seated at a type writer. The others were huddled around these two. None of the castmembers seemed actually interested in this challenge at all, however. For the Killer Grips it was Katie manning the Laptop and Izzy handling the Type Writer while for the Gaffers it was LeShawna and DJ respectively. Duncan however, was the most skeptical about this working.
"Uh, Justin", he began, "Are you sure Cody shouldn't be manning the Computer?"
"He has a good point.", Cody added in, "I do know my way around a PC! hehe. Not as much as Harold, but I know enough!"
"Trust me!", Justin replied, "Now if you excuse me, me and Cody need to discuss something in private.", Justin then without any further hesitation took Cody (who was blushing and had his eyes widened) away from Duncan and the other Grips.
"Have fun sucking face.", Duncan said to the two as they left the screen, but soon enough the cameras jump cut to Justin and Cody, sitting behind a plastic bush that had the Gaffers in sight behind it. Obviously Justin was planning his way of making the Gaffers lose, regardless Cody was still visibly blushing.
"Okay, Cody, time for action!", Justin whispered to Cody, who once more became even more aroused.
"Hehe, wha?", Cody said with an obviously aroused and blush-filled look on his face. It was at that moment that Justin finally noticed that Cody clearly did not know that Justin was not talking about a romantic moment.
"I mean the plan of getting the Gaffers to lose."
"Huh?", Cody then shook his head quickly and snapped back into his senses, "Oh...hehe...sorry, thought you were talkin about..somethin' else...hehe."
"Whatever.", Justin replied, "I don't mind. Anyway, here is the plan. We hack their computer and shut it down, preventing them from researching their info, and giving you enough time to finally edit the Wikipedia Article for their animal so that they get ALL of their facts wrong! Have you got that?"
"Isn't that...cheating?"
"Cody, like Heather neve did anything worse than that!"
"Yeah...but...I'm assuming I'm doing the Hacking?"
"Of course!", Justin responded, "Who else would be smart enough to do it?", in response Cody lightly blushed.
"Th-thanks...but...I still dunno...I mean, what if they catch us?"
"Don't worry about that!", Justin said to assure Cody, "I'll cover that! You just shut off their computer, hack it, or whatever you have to do to ensure us Grips the win! We're all going to be counting on you this time around! But don't worry, I'll take the pressure off of you. You won't have much it."
"Thanks, Justin.", Cody responded, since he very much doesn't like being under too much pressure.
"Is that a yes, or no?"
"I guess it's a yes."
"Excellent.", Justin smiled a smirk of both shining beauty and sinister cunning after Cody agreed to do his plans. Clearly, his plan was coming together nicely, and he was certain he was going to win this season eventually.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Cody - "I'm not really big on the whole idea of cheating to win or anything, but hey, if it makes Justin happy, I guess I should do it then! Hehehe."
[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]
Justin - "See? What'd I tell ya? I am an expert strategist! Pretty soon my team will win the reward, and their's will not!"
[CONFESSIONALS END]
Following the confessionals of both Justin and Cody, came the moment in which the challenge had gone deeper into motion. The Camera chose to focus on the Gaffers, most likely because they were the focus of Justin's antagonistic plan and not the Grips. Once it did focus on them, it was shown that most of them were completely bored. LeShawna had just finally found the website she could use after numerous times of having to deal with Anti-Spyware installations and installing Google Chrome onto the machine for faster browsing. Regardless, she was bored. Especially when she saw the Wikipedia article on Sasquatches. It was now filled with traits such as behaviour, history, discovery, sightings before discovery, facts, and numerous other both relevant and irrelevant facts.
"Okay", LeShawna began with widened eyes, "How in the hell are we supposed to get all this shit into one little few sheets of paper?!"
"Maybe we just do like at School and take the most important stuff!", Lindsay pointed out, "Or just simplify it or make it up like I did! Or we get Tyler to do it!", Lindsay added in. Her team had no response to her statement other than LeShawna rolling her eyes before facing her computer again. Just then however, Justin approached the team as Cody was prepared to get into position.
"Gaffers!", Justin called out, "How's it going?"
"What the hell do you want, Grip boy?!", LeShawna replied both suspiciously and angrily at Justin. "Ain't you supposed to be with YOUR team!"
"Yeah!", Lindsay added in defense of LeShawna's point, "What about the Chips?"
"Oh, haha.", Justin replied, "I just thought i'd drop by for a little sunlight.", he falsely explained, "It's so much brighter over here!"
"No it ain't!", LeShawna exclaimed right back at him.
"Well, then why did it get so much Hotter?", just then Justin removed his shirt from his body, and soon enough a shining aura surrounded his body and entranced the Grips in his looks, even DJ. Though LeShawna andLindsay were clearly more entranced, even panting like they were dogs at Justin's body and even going as far as having to wave eachother due to being so heated up that they were sweating. Behind the desk however, was Cody, who was easily able to flip the Laptop around so that he could take it onto his lap and begin editing the Wikipedia article like he was a pro at it. He of course did all of this while avoiding eye contact with Justin's aura, though it seemed to deliberately avoid him as if Justin's very mind was controlling it and making sure that his plan worked perfectly, including Cody's tampering of the Article, as he posed his buttocks, body, arms and other body parts for the Grips to keep them entranced in his attractive aura.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Cody - "My Dad has a membership at Wikipedia, so I just used his account. Hehe. His Password's easy to figure out to, wish I could tell ya but I'm not gonna betray my dad like that. Just saying, if you know him it's VERY easy to figure out. He also uses the same one for everything he's on, too!"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
After Cody finished tampering with the Wikipedia article and left the scene, Justin finally snapped his fingers and released Lindsay, LeShawna and DJ from being entranced as he left the scene. As they collected what had just happened, they were a bit confused.
"What just happened?", DJ who regained his senses quicker than the other two asked to his two participating team mates.
"Hotness.", Lindsay explained while her and LeShawna were still panting and sweating from Justin's aura, "Hotness just happened." It was right after that statement that finally the last jump cut to Chris happened, hinting that the challenge had finally come to it's close and that it was almost time to announce the winning team. This was hinted by Chris walking right inbetween the area of where the desks are and with a smile on his face.
"Alright castmates!", he loudly proclaimed, "Time for the second Challenge is up! It's time to present your facts to me at once so I can grade your assignments!"
"Here you are, host!", Duncan said as he handed his team's typewriter written papers over to chris with a smirk on his face, "An Essay on the damn Dilophosaurus! Written of course Izzy and Katie."
"You think I thought YOU wrote this?!", Chris joked, "Get outta here man, hahaha. Anyway, Let's see! It seems as though you have the true facts! Such as how there are Four types of species; The Dark Feathered and Red crested Canadian one, the Non Feathered dark scaled with yellow markings and red crests american one, the tan slash biege coloured with red crest and no feathers carribean one, and even the Green with white markings scaled African one that has the males have a frill. You even got down that in all types it is the female who is larger and more agressive than the males, and that the Jurassic Park version is only correct in a sense to the African Dilophosarus except the new real life one came years after the movie, grows it's frill only in males and only when the kid is matured enough, and does NOT spit poison! You also disprove that the Polar species is only an Urban Legend of Hysteria, and that the Canadian one inhabits all of Canada plus the states of Alaska and main, American one has the United States' Northeast and Top North Midwest regions, the carribean one is found in Cuba, Jamacia, Haiti and basically all of the carribean, and the African one is basically only in the parts of Africa that are not desert filled. A PLUS! Especially since it's written just like a real documentary! Boring enough for one view at school but not at home! Good Work!", in response to their grade the Killer Grips cheered happily. This however made the Gaffers anxious, hoping that their now finished paper would be good enough to get a double A plus from the host.
"Here ya go, McLean!", LeShawna opened with as DJ handed her the papers and she handed them to Chris, "Enjoy you're reading!"
"Probably won't!", Chris replied, "But Thanks anyway!", he then began the rating. "Okay, so it says here that Sasquatches come from the lost city of Atlantis which never existed but that they also run Ecyclopedia Dramatica's replacement site Oh Internet and are responsible for ED's transformation into what it is now, not only that but they are also responsible for manipulating Mitt Romney into his Anti-Gay bullying years ago and also helped to get Richard Nixon into office during the 1960's aswell as make the United States Government ban Whiskey back in the good old days. However, they also at the same time hid their existence from all of Humanity and then killed the two people who filmed the Patterson Film and put their souls into human suits so that the rest of humanity would question their existence until the great God Zeus would force them out of hiding in an attempt to defeat lord Xenu, but ultimately lord Xenu killed off all of the Sasquatches except for one species that still exists today...what?"
"That's what the article said!", LeShawna said in defense of her team's work.
"Now.", Chris replied, "I would LOVE to give this thing an A double plus, except there is one problem...Richard Nixon is my FAVOURITE PRESIDENT! And Mitt Romney? How do you know he bullied some Gay Kid years ago? I've never heard of that! Basically, what I am saying is that while it would be awesome to give this thing an A, because it insults Richard Nixon I morally can NOT allow that. Therefore, you get an F TRIPLE Minus, and the Grips win the free party of Dominos Pizza with breadsticks coupled with Pepsi, Michael Jackson Music and of course the movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy!", upon hearing those words the Grips cheered loudly at the reveal that they would be recieving all of that special treatment, but as they walked off and the Gaffers looked with great grimaces on their faces, Chris turned to them with a heavily dissappointed face. "Gaffers, I am GREATLY ashamed of you tonight."
"First of all, YOU'RE ashamed of US?!", LeShawna replied, "You the one who got some crazy ass CLOWN for a DOCTAH!"
"Thay may be, but he didn't imply that Richard Nixon was terrible!", Chris pointed out, "Plus I thing you even got the date of his presidency wrong too, which is also a bad thing! Not only that, but you insulted the city of Atlantis! It's bad enough they had their prized bubble popped recently, you don't have to go and claim all of their people are Sasquatches! That, and again I love comedy and to some your Documentary may be entertaining, but THAT'S THE POINT! Documentaries are supposed to be BORING, FACTUAL, AND TRUTHFUL! Not LYING, FUNNY AND NONSENSICAL! As such, for Insulting Richard Nixon I am giving your team a Penalty!"
"A penalty?!", Lindsay and DJ gasped in unison.
"Say what?", LeShawna added in, in a sassy way of course.
[CONFESSIONAL]
LeShawna - "He CAN'T be serious. A Penalty? You know what, BRING IT ON, CHRIS! At this point, I can take ANY kind o' torture yo' ass got instore fo' us!"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
"THAT'S RIGHT!", Chris declared loudly as suddenly the scene became dark and lightning filled, "For your crimes against Nixon, you will have to watch the worst Nickolodeon Product ever made followed by one of the worst comic hero movies ever made and then one of the worst video game movies ever made. That means, you will be FORCED, to watch GOOD BURGER, THEN BATMAN AND ROBIN, AND THEN THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIES! BACK TO BACK, TWICE!...WITH NO SNACKS! Except Owen of course.", with one last lightning bolt LeShawna, Owen and DJ gasped in terror and were then dragged away by interns, leaving Chris to finally sign off the episode. "And that as they say, is that! What will happen next? Will LeShawna, Lindsay and DJ survive their torture? Will fix oOwen up good? Will Justin and Cody ever kiss again? Will Izzy and Owen make it together? What about the Animals?! What about ME?! For the answer to all of these questions aswell as more, you will have to tune in next time to the next exciting episode of none other than TOTAL, DRAMA, ACTION!", it was with those words that finally the episode faded out into black, allowing the credits to finally roll thus signifying that the day's episode had come it's close and that the next grouping of events was going to only be seen in the next episode.