AN: Oh my goodness. I'm so like out-of-my-mind-busy lately. My updates are getting less and less frequent. And I have like no excuse because my chapters are mad short. -__-; I think I should start making them longer from now on. This one will be longer than the others, I think (THAT'S NOT A PROMISE), because I have a lot of story to tell. Yaaay! Okay, enjoy. By the way, I just got a call saying I have no school tomorrow. Oh snow, how I love you. I had two tests tomorrow. I'm sort of using Nekotsubasa's plan idea, so thanks. (:

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Chapter Nine: Plan Finally In Action Pt 1

AXEL POV

Axel groaned in pain as he sluggishly lugged his sore body out of the bed. The redhead was not a morning person; he was one to always wake up in some kind of dangerous mood that would shatter the skies, slaughtering innocent children in the process. He walked into the bathroom and started to brush his teeth. As he mentally complimented himself for his good looks even after just having woken up, a sudden thought fucking hit him in the head. Today was Valentine's Day, the day that he was supposed to confess to Roxas. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. As these thoughts ran through his head, his eye twitched uncontrollably. He was standing, frozen, in front of the bathroom mirror with his toothbrush sticking stiffly out from his mouth. Suddenly, he screamed loudly, causing him to gurgle the toothpaste a little and almost choke on the toothbrush. It was a manly scream, mind you, but it was full of agony. Axel knew, he did not suppose, he knew, that his plan fucking sucked hairy monkey balls! He felt like…feeding Zexion's intestines to his nonexistent cow for not giving him any good advice. His slate-haired best friend was his brain. Axel, being a typical perverted teenage boy, had his brain in his crotch. He couldn't come up with a plan good enough for Roxas; like, he just was incapable!

He gurgled on his toothpaste some more before realizing that his plan was better than nothing. He could beat Zexion up later. He swore to the powers of the universe that may be that he would haunt him in the next life. When he was done with him, no hospital or seamstress would be able to sew together the child's pieces. Muahaha!

So Axel took a shower and wore his very best outfit for that very special day. His hair, of course, was the same as always. Stupid hair, he thought. All erect and akimbo. Many people told him that he had sex hair. You wouldn't believe how many times people asked him at school if he had been fucking someone before he arrived. Still, no matter how sharp-looking or crazy his hair was, Axel would always be lovable. Hopefully, Roxas thought so as well.

When the teen arrived at school, Demyx came running to him with a look of pure horrification. "Axel! Aaaaxel!"

"What the fuck?"

"Axel, please listen to me. You're not wearing any pants!"

"Shit!"

How the hell could he forget to wear his pants? This just was not allowed! Especially today? Why did this all have to happen to him on this very day? Yup, so being the man that Axel totally was, he felt like crying. He had just arrived in school pantsless. Just as he had done earlier while brushing his teeth, the teen froze in surprise. Then he screamed like a fucking girl and ran out of the school with his arms waving in the air. Well, at least no one had laughed at him…while he was in earshot, anyways. Many people had just stared at him with their mouths hanging open. He'd have to thank Demyx later for being such a goddamned good friend. Seriously, he didn't want to find out that he was pantsless when he was standing in front of his blonde confessing.

Zexion walked up next to Demyx, who was still watching Axel run away. "He deserved it," he murmured before grabbing the blonde's hand and leading the way to their first class.

oOo

So now we see our lovable pyro frantically running into his room, panting like a dog on a hot day, running a hand through his tousled red mane. He twisted his head around wildly until he spotted his pants on the bed that he had previously been sleeping on. He quickly pulled them on and ran out the door, only to run back in right away to get his bag.

oOo

When he finally got back to school, it was the middle of first period. He didn't live that far from school, maybe ten minutes by foot, but he ran. He ran into his first class where many people gave him knowing looks that said 'I know why you're laaaate." Knowing the weirdos in Hallow Bastion High, they either thought that he had been having sex (by taking one look at his hair), or they had seen him exiting the building pantsless whilst screaming. He rudely glared back at them, radiating 'back-the-hell-away-or-I-will-sliiiit-you' waves.

Already not being a morning person, his mood had just turned worse…like, tenfold. His bad mood could now do so much more than shatter the skies and slaughter innocent children.

He got through the first few periods without trouble. When lunch finally came, he was just about ready to implode from the anticipation of seeing his blonde. He spotted the head of spiky hair bobbing up and down in the crowd of people. He grabbed the boy's wrist, causing him to let out a faint cry of surprise that made Axel want to fuck. him. right. there.

Roxas looked a little different today, though. A little…weird. Whatever.

"Aloha broha! It's an honor to hear from you, good sir," the younger teen said, his voice louder than usual. Roxas was usually one to be calm and collected, but today, he was just…what the hell?

"Are you high?" Axel asked cautiously. He didn't want to ask him out if he was high, 'cause then he might say something he wouldn't normally mean when he was sober.

"Only on life!" the smaller teen replied with a grin on his face. Well, that was good enough.

"Okay, well, Roxas, I have something I need to—"

Axel was cut off as the blue-eyed boy said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Roxas? My name's Sora. I think you have me confused with my twin?"

"VHAT?!"

"Soy el twinno de Roxas."

"VHAT?!" Well, in retrospect, the boy that Axel was currently talking to was brown-haired…He shuddered. Ew, so he had just wanted to fuck the twin of the boy he liked. That is twisted.

"My name is Sora and I am the twin of a boy that you seem to know named Roxas!" he said, sounding exasperated.

"Oh. Where's Roxas?"

"I shall now show you where Roxas is."

"That would be…nice and helpful."

Axel followed the Roxas look-alike to the same table that he had seen his blonde and the kid named Hayner talk at the other day. Oh. Well, duh. He should have thought to look for the blonde at the table he usually sat at…Wow, he was unusually stupid today. Before they reached the table, though, Axel pulled on Sora's wrist again. Said brunette looked up at him with a questioning expression.

"Look, I need you to keep a secret from me," the firecrotch said, getting a nod from Sora in response. "I really, really like Roxas, and I want to ask him out."

"Awwwwwww!"

"Yeah, aw. Now listen. I just need to know if he likes me back, so can you like…you know, subtly ask him and find out whether he does or doesn't?"

"Sure, broooo!"

"'Kay, so give me your number and call me to tell me after school today what he says," Axel finished.

"Sure."

"Sora, thanks so, so much. I owe you."

"Anything for the sake of luuurve!"

Axel rolled his eyes at the kid's fluffiness. "Alright, so I shall now be leaving."

"Bye, Axel! It was nice to meet you!"

oOo

The classes after lunch flew by at the speed of light. Finally, after school, Axel's phone started ringing from the table. He sprang up immediately, expecting it to be Sora; it was.

"Sora!"

"The tribe has spoken."

"And?"

"Look, Axel, I'm really sorry. But people tell me I'm a loudmouth. I have to agree with them, quite frankly. I cannot be subtle if it is to save my life."

"What are you getting at?"

"Roxas knows."

Axel gasped.

"I'm sorry!"

"So what'd he say?" was Axel's frantic reply.

"He likes you too."

"Hold on." Axel got up and happy danced, which led him to bang his pinky on the wall as he waved his arms about. He was to later find out that it was broken, but that wasn't the issue as of now. Trying to be cool, he pretended like he wasn't at all affected. He picked up the phone again and calmed himself down before saying, "Cool ass beans."

"Yes, the beans are cool. We should microwave them; they taste better that way. Now do something about it! You have to do something today, because today is Valentine's Day! It's not at all romantic if it's on the day after today because that's just…no. That isn't allowed."

"So, um…what do I do?"

"Come to our house. You know where it is, right?"

"Yeah, I've been there. But how come I've never seen you there?"

"I'm always at my boyfriend Riku's house…heh."

"What?! Even a little kid like you is getting some! What the hell!"

"Hey! I'm not a kid!"

"Yeah, whatever you say, kid."

"You meanie! Just hurry up and come!"

& I fucking hate how this is completely revolving around Axel and Roxas right now when this is a Zemyx fic. -__-; Demyx and Zexion got together like really quickly but I'm putting all this effort into the Akuroku part right now. If you don't like what I'm doing right now, please tell me in a comment because if it's okay with the readers, I'll probably just keep going. I need to know if it's bothering anyone. If it is, I'll just do Plan Finally In Action Pt. 2 & then go back to Zemyx.