Dear Romania,Remember me? Wallachia? Probably not, I'm not a round because your country's there now. England summoned my ghost so I could send you this letter, unfortunately I'm now stuck in the mortal plane (Stupid Brit). You're in his magic club right, do you think you could lend a ghost a hand?Yours sincerly,The ghost of Mircea Soutzos, Wallachia

Dear Mircea,

Well, first of all, I apologize for Romania not answering this. Upon receiving your letter he screamed and still has yet to come out of hiding in my bathroom. I can say now though that he does in fact remember you.

I don't… I don't really know about how he will react to the entire ghost thing, but…well…lets just say bringing things back from the dead hasn't really gone well for Romania in the past. The last time he did it, it was to resurrect Steve Jobs because his MAC was being 'shit headed'. Ever since then I've banned him from that.

I hope it's no inconvenience to you, I'm sure you understand the unforgettable horrors of having try to keep a zombiefied Steve Jobs from eating your Mac book.

Once again, sorry for any and all inconveniences,

Bulgaria