[Asuka tosses the ball high and whacks it over with a fierce blow from her racket.]
Paul: Osu!
[Paul charges up and sends the ball flying with a backhand stroke. Lili lets out a giggle.]
Lili: Nothing to worry about.
[Standing near the baseline, Lili dashes up to the oncoming ball and hits it back with a forehand stroke. The ball cruises through the air as Law tries to leap onto its path, but misses. Paul is about to return the ball back, but the ball's trajectory changes path as the ball has some added spin. It lands near the side Paul with a thud.]
Coach: Score! 0-15!
Paul: No way!? How is this possible!?
Asuka: You call yourself #1, huh?
Paul: Of...of course! Just a minor setback!
Lili: Don't worry. You'll always be number 2 [giggles].
Paul: SHADDUP!
[Paul throws the ball up high and charges his serve, holding the racket as far back as he can. As the ball falls down, Paul unleashes a mighty swing that sends the ball cannoning to the other side.]
Paul: Who's #2 now, runts?!
[Asuka tries running to the ball but it's speed is just too fast. It is flying towards Lili near the baseline, however Lili stays standing still with a smile.]
Asuka: Lili! Lili!? Oye! Don't tell me it's this again….
[A chuckling Lili faces Asuka.]
Lili: See for yourself!
[Asuka looks at the flying ball, and opens her mouth in surprise when she sees the ball way past the baseline. It lands on the ground not even anywhere close to the court.]
Coach: Fault! 0-30!
[Paul stands, clenching his teeth and twitching his eye. He then lets out a waterfall of tears, bawling on the court.]
Kazuya: What a pathetic man...
Paul: Why is this happening!?
Lili: Haha! Quite simple reason, actually.
Asuka: Maybe you shoulda actually seen us play!
Lili: Then you would know our playstyle…..Oh well, your loss!
Paul: Grr….
[Law steps up to Paul.]
Law: Calm down, my friend. And allow me to step in!
[Law serves up the ball.]
Law: HWOOOOAA!
[As the ball hangs in the air, Law backflips himself up into the air right with the ball.]
Asuka: Woah!
[Law then performs another backflip, kicking the ball higher with his feet, then strikes it even more upwards on the path to the girls' side of the court.]
Lili: Oh my!
Asuka: That was pretty solid! How are we supposed to counter that?
Lili: We can't!
Asuka: At least try!?
[Asuka and Lili's heads shoot straight up as they run around the court like chickens, trying to position themselves for the ball's landing.]
Lili: I can barely see it!
Asuka: Gah, neither.
[The ball comes back into view at a breakneck speed. Asuka and Lili both try to catch it with their racket but end up diving into each other, crashing onto the ground.]
Asuka: Grr! Damnit Lili!
Lili: Ugh, quit getting in the way!
[They both get up and are at each other's heads, but then hear the sound of a thump on the ground.]
Asuka: …
Lili: ...
[They slowly look over to the court, and to their surprise, see that the ball has landed just out of the court, next to the baseline.]
Coach: How unfortunate! 0-40! Match point!
Law: Ohhhhhh mannnnnnn…..
Paul: WHAAAAATTTT!? F# K&%$!
Law: Sorry, man.
Paul: SORRY!? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE #1 HERE! THIS IS MADNESS!
[The people sitting in the stands and even the coach sigh and facepalm.]
Law: Don't take it too seriously, chill out dude.
Paul: DON'T TELL ME TO CHILL OUT!
Asuka: He is so mad….
Lili: Oh gee…
[Paul rages about, stomping the ground in circles for a moment and punching the ground of the court, then finally breathes heavily in exhaustion and lets out a tear.]
Paul: Hmph…
[Paul serves up the ball and hits it with his racket with little force. The ball is sent straight to the net, and rolls off the net into his own side of the court.]
Coach: The winners…...KAZAMA & ROCHEFORT!
[The spectators, and even the girls themselves are in total surprise.]
Asuka: But….we barely did anything….
Lili: Uhh….Good game? I guess…
[Paul's head is down as he walks away to Law.]
Law: Whaaaatt was thaaaaat?
Paul: Forget being number one man….If it makes me act like the way I was during the match…..Your friendship is enough, man.
[Paul and Law pat each other on the back.]
Law: But…..we're both broke now.
Paul: Oh, yeah.
[Paul and Law's eyes widen in calamity.]
Paul/Law: AWWW MANNNNNN!
[Paul and Law sprint off from the court. Asuka and Lili just stand dumbfounded with their mouths open.]
Asuka: …..What even was this match?
Lili: Amen.