My last update was when I was 14...meaning like 3 months ago? I turned 15 in October...so yea. I feel bad...I feel REALLY bad. Respond to some reviews? Oh sure why not? ^-^

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So without further ado, I present to you. The 10th and final chappie of Friend Zone. Thanks for sticking around for the end guys. Enjoy!

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Approaching Kuki was one of the most challenging things I've ever had to do in my life...I didn't know what to do!? Should I have apologized, walked up to her and kissed her, acted casual? I had no idea, but luckily I didn't have to.

"What do YOU want?" It was Yuki's voice that brought me out of my thoughts.

Ew, what does THIS bitch want?

"Why are you here? To hurt my cousin even MORE?" She snapped angrily. "I can't even SEE what she saw in you." She turned and flaunted off. My eye twitched, that psycho was obsessed with me less than 24 hours ago whether I had hurt Kuki or not...she was so BIPOLAR! Kuki was sitting surrounded by her friends and of course this was NOT going to be proven to be easy. In fact, I'd rather die than admit my feelings. But I'd also rather die than see her hurt...especially by MY hands. I took a deep breath and walked over.

"Can I...talk to her in private?" I asked. Rachel, Yuki, and Fanny shared a look before they walked away each whispering separately to me before their exit.

"Hurt her, I'll hurt you." Fanny said.

"Hurt her, I'll kill you." Rachel said, being the caring friend.

"Hurt her...I'll bury you." Yuki hissed. I shrugged that of course. That was until she came back. "Alive." She added.

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

"Kooks," I say and she flinches. I look down in disgust at myself. What kind of person was I? It was so awkward beetwen us. I sit down and wrapped my arms around her. She struggled against me and fights as much as possible but in the end...she relaxes and just cries into my chest. I caused this.

What's wrong with me?

I run my hands through her hair. She quiets and sniffles to herself. I squeeze my eyes shut.

Tell her. Get it the crud over with! Don't be a cruddy chicken!

"Kooks." I say. She freezes in my hold and I feel evil. "I..." I can't do it. "I have to tell you something." I force out. She pulls back and turns away. "It's a secret and I need a friend."

"You can always confide in me, Wally." She says softly, sadness covering her usual sweet voice. I never wanted to hear her hurt like this.

I want to hear her jingle her bells! Where are her bells! Oh wait...I broke them.

I scowl and guilt feels me.

"You can't tell anyone." I say. "If anyone found out..."

"When was the last time I told one of our secrets?" Kuki snapped, sadness gone and angering now taking control.

"Kuki, you're my friend." I whisper. Her breathing evens out.


"The pond is so calm and beautiful." Kuki whispers. "It's so magical. You don't understand?" She asks.

Kuki is my friend...

She's very pretty and has long raven hair that goes to her waist. She has the most adorable violet eyes ever...She wears a HUGE over-sized green sweater and these black legging thingies...I'm NOT a girl, so appearantly I don't know the difference between 'stockings' and 'leggings'...IS there a difference? Wait...Why do I care?

Kuki is my friend...

"I'm so excited for 11th grade." She whispers.

"WALLY!" Kuki whines. "Stop using bad language."

"Wally, are you listening to me?" I snap out of my thoughts and look at her.

"I hope we're in the same class." She smiles her adorable smile.

Kuki is my friend...

We're best friends...right? I don't even LIKE her...well I LIKE her, but not LIKE LIKE her...well I KIND OF LIKE LIKE her, but it's just a crush...a very SMALL crush...it can't possibly be a BIG crush, because we're best friends and it would be awkward...so that's why I my crush is very TINY.

"Cute Wally, real cute." She laughs.

"Are you okay?" She asks. "You keep spacing out."

"I can't help it Wally, I'm excited!" She squeaked.

"Seriously Wally?" She asks.

"OOH WALLY!" Kuki squeaks. "We're in the same home room!"

Kuki is my friend...

"Well...we're friends." Kuki states the obvious.

"I don't think he'll be interested." Kuki says.

"You're not seriously going to date them ARE you?" She asks.

"WALLY!" Kuki stomps her foot. 'You don't actually like them...DO you?" She asks.

"Oh." She walks past me.

Kuki is my friend...


"Am I really?" Kuki asked softly. "For the past few weeks, ever since we were down at the dock together...you've been slowly pushing me away. At first I thought I did something unbelievably bad and that you hated me and after a while I assumed it was true." She confessed.

"I could never hate you."

"Liar." The word stung, especially sine it was coming from Kuki...the girl that I-.

"I could never hate you when I..." Kuki perked up.

"When you what?"

"Nothing."

"Tell me." She said. Her voice was bold and strong. She wasn't taking no for an answer.

"Kuki...I really like you." I said lamely. She sighed and turned around, obviously not the correct answer. I sighed. "I really like you.


"Hey Wally!" Kuki appears next to me as I walk to World History.

"What's wrong with you?" She raises an eyebrow.

"PLEASE Wally?" Kuki tugs on my arm.

I really like Kuki.

"But, Waaaallllyyyyy!" She pouts loudly and her friends look up from a distance.

"Love you!" She shouts and runs over to her friends.

"Well, you KNOW how I feel-..." Kuki trailed off.

Kuki fumes. "Who ELSE who I be talking about? ME?"

"Wally me and you are JUST FRIENDS.' She climbs out of the car and slams the door angrily.

I really like Kuki.

"Are you even LISTENING to me?" Kuki snaps.

"You don't even pay attention to me anymore!" She cries

"I'm not jealous Wally, we're ONLY friends, JUST friends."

"A-Are you angry that we are just friends?" She asks.


"No." I say.

"What?" Kuki looks up.

"I'm not okay with it." I say.

"Okay with what?" She's confused. Obviously she can't see my flashbacks inside my head.

"I'm not okay with being your friend." I say, standing up. "Kuki, I don't want to be your friend." I say. Her mouth falls open.

"W-."

"Cause I'm not okay standing back while some guys with a 6 pack sweeps you off your feet and takes you away from me. Cause if I'm your friend Kuki, I'll never be able to be the guy that you want."

"But you ARE the guy that I want!" She shouted.

"I'm your friend Kuki, you said it yourself." I look down. "You told Abby. You told me. I can't live with making you cry though. If I'm your best friend I'm going to act the part. I'll comfort you when you're sad. I'll be there when your boyfriend crushes your heart. I'll drive you and you cruddy friends to the mall, I;ll spend hours trying to decode your weird obsession with the letter L and then I'll get jealous at stupid time. I'll go to you with the dock and I'll take my shirt off JUST so you can laugh at my little 4 pack. Do you know why?" I ask, panting as I stood. Her eyes were wide.

"W-Wally..." She stood up and stared at me. The suspense grew.

"Because Kuki, I'm your friend." I said. Hope died down in her eyes and I swallowed. It was now or never. "I'm your friend and I'm in love with you."


The Friend Zone is like the Mafia. You can't get out of it, it's not possible. You'll die before you get out. It's the tightest cruddiest place in the world and I hated it. That was of course before I found my loophole. So suck my fuck and accept the fact that I found the solution to every guy's problems. That's right, I Wallabee Beatles am the king of the world I have found the solution to the Friend Zone. It wasn't that hard either. I only had to ya know...confess my feelings.

"I'm sorry." My cheeks stained red. Kuki stared, awe struck. Then she started laughing. Full out laughter and for a moment I thought I completely lost her to insanity. She walked over to me, clutching her small stomach and stopped in front of me. She looked lazily into my eyes and reached for my hand.

"Why?" She asked softly.

"I-I...I told you why." I force out. I mean damn! How oblivious can one be?

"Told me what?" I almost missed the small smile on Kuki's face...almost.

"D-Damn it Kuki, You know what! I love you!" I say. Her face lights up and her grip on my hand tightens. She pulls herself closer and her arms slip around my neck in the perfect loop. Her breathing quickens and I feel wetness on my neck...I...I made her cry. "I-I said I was sorry. I know I'm an asshole and I know I'm an awful friend for keeping this secret from you." I realize that Ace, Abby, Yuki, Rachel, and Fanny have entered and are staring in shock. I slowly reach up and rub Kuki's back as she continues to cry. "It's all my fault and there's only one way to make it up to you."

"You don't have to..." She whispers. "I-I love-." I look into her eyes and slowly lean in. She doesn't finish her sentence and instead her breath hitches. I slip my hand around her small head and lightly apply pressure so she leans in too. She doesn't choose to pull back though. It actually seemed like she leaned in to and before I know it...I had experienced a piece of heaven.

Her lips are the most softest thing on this entire planet.

"It's okay." I whisper. "I...know." I lean back in and our lips connect. She goes completely limp and I brush my fingers along her smooth cheeks. She pushes forward, squeezing closer to me. I know it's not a movie or anything. It's not a happy ending, but in that moment...I could practically hear Abby, Ace, Fanny, Rachel, and Yuki all applauding to me and Kuki...when in reality.

"Tch," Ace high-fived Abby. "I believe we created a happy ending."

"Agreed." Abby nods.

"I never actually realized how cute they were together." Rachel whispered softly.

"Maybe cause you were to obsessed with the stupid boy." Fanny grumbled.

"Oh, You can't really talk Fulbright. Seeing as how you sent him HOW many text messages?" Yuki narrowed her eyes.

"OH shut ye mouth girly!" Fanny turned to Yuki. "She's yer cousin and you were love drunk with him!"

"Wait, Yuki you went through his phone?" Rachel's eyes widened.

"Who hasn't?" Yuki shrugged.

"PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE!" Fanny shrieked.

"They're sorta annoying." Ace commented, keeping his voice low.

"Abby agrees. Wanna go get a smoothie?" She asked casually. Ace nodded and the last period bell rang, dismissing school. Kuki and I pulled back, gazing into each other's eyes.

"Can I take you somewhere?" I ask softly. She nods once and before I know it, we're running from the school, leaving 3 annoying girls to scream at each other.


"It's beautiful." Kuki looks at me in awe. Her small mouth slightly agape. Her eyes sparkle with happiness and her hand runs softly across the water, creating small ripples. "What?" I ask. "It is, isn't it?" I ask. She gives and just nods. "It's magical, right?" I ask and she nods.

I think I finally understand, it's really relaxing...

Kuki is my friend...

She's very pretty and has long raven hair that goes to her waist. She has the most adorable violet eyes ever...She wears a HUGE over-sized green sweater and these black legging thingies...I'm NOT a girl, so apparently I don't know the difference between 'stockings' and 'leggings'...IS there a difference? Wait...actually I think stockings are more flimsy, right? And-And leggings are stretchy and more solid! I think I learned it, FINALLY!

"I love the 11th grade." She whispers. I look at her and she smiles back.

"Me too." Her smile grows wider. "I'm serious." I say. "Even though it's a living hell." I add under my breath.

"Wallyyyyy!" She whines, rolling over on her side to look at me closer. "Stop using bad words." She says, as coy as ever.

Fine.

"Okay." I say softly.

See Kuki has this problem with me swearing...she doesn't like bad language...Oh wait, I told you this already. Well anyway, I decided that swear IS the perfect word. Kuki actually helped me research the different ways to say it. Though I MAY have fallen asleep at one point, you can call it a Swear, a curse, a profanity...but I decided that I like Kuki's way the best...: a bad word.

"Wally, are you listening to me?" I snap out of my thoughts and look at her.

"Huh? O-Of course I am." I attempt. She giggles like the adorable 16 year old she is.

"I said, I'm glad we're in the same class." She smiles her adorable smile.

Okay, I KNOW what you're thinking. I have a crush on her...right? WRONG...me and Kuki are dating. And I love her, which is SO much more than a crush. I love her to the end of the world and back. She's my everything and I'm her something...hopefully. Which reminds me!

"I have something to show you!" We say at the exact same time. We both laugh, but I tell her to go first.

"Okay, look." She says, lifting up her shirt. My eye twitches.

"Are you fu-...kidding me?" I ask. She smiles and nods. She pinches a bit and I can actually see that she's gained a little weight...

Though she STILL looks like a zombie...I mean THAT RIB CAGE THO!

"My turn." I say. I yank off my hoodie and then off comes my shirt. Her eyes widen.

"Wally." She breathes. I proudly point to my 6 pack. She stands up and hugs me. "It's awesome." She mumbles. "Are you okay?" She asks and a wave of nostalgia hits me. "You keep spacing out." I smirk.

"Oh me? I'm fine." I say, wrapping my arms around her and getting a GOOD grip. "Though you on the other hand...you should worry about yourself." I say, falling back into the water and pulling her with me. We both resurface and she coughs a bit.

"W-Wallabe Beatles!" She squeaks out.

"I love youuuu." I drawl out as I swim over to her. She pouts as her wet hair clings to her face.

She's so adorable.

"Ya know, sometimes I wonder what goes through your head." She says softly, her voice barely audible. My eyes widen and I smile, then I start to chuckle and before I know it I'm laughing my...butt off. "What's so funny?" She asks.

If only she knew...

"Y-You don't wanna...hahahah. You REALLY don't wanna know." I force out through my laughter.

"Wallyyyyy." She whines. I splash her with water and swim backwards. Suddenly...her innocent kitty fades away and the vicious kitty with razor claws comes out. "Water fight, huh?" She asks coyly. "Bring it Beatles!" Wave after wave I'm hit and the air is filled with the sound of bells.

Oh wait...that's her laughter.


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Ahem! Did you enjoy it? Was it too cheesy? Was it perfect? Was it purrrrfect? Please guys? It's like around 6:00 when I'm posting this...I need feedback, naow.

In addition to that rant: I really hope you guys enjoyed this story. I think the ending was good enough, which is a HUGE surprise seeing as how I HATE all my stories, but you guys like them and that makes me feel amazing sometimes. You guys read these to the end and having you guys here with me for every chappie means a lot. So I appreciate that you took time out of your days to read this crap and that even when I took months and months to update...you were still there. I probs lost a lot of readers because of this story too...but I know that there has to be SOMEONE...out there...thank you.

Another story ended...prepare for a release soon. Within a few weeks, I PROMISE. Check out my preview for MINE (Released 2/1/14)

- Jade (Blue2b)