And so we continue annoying Mello to the brink of insanity!
And Oh!!!! I'm in a fanfic!! If you havent read it, its called 'Geek In The Striped Shirt And Goggles' by teh fabulous WhammyWhore herself...Amanda Shortcake!
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"Oh please, Mello!"
"No."
"But we helped you get the ink off your head!"
"You used nail varnish remover!"
"It worked though, didn't it?"
"It hurts like hell!!!!"
"Mello, why can't we have just one little tiny widdle bar of chocolate?!"
"BECAUSE IT'S MY GODAMNED CHOCOLATE!!"
"But we went with Matt and got you like thirty boxes!!!"
"But…But…IT'S MINE!"
I grabbed his right hand and swung it like a little kid. "Pleeeeeeease, Melloooo…"
Amanda grabbed his left hand and swung on it, like an even littler kid. "Melloooo, if you love us, you'll give us chocolate…"
He shook us of so we landed on the floor with a thump. "NO!!!" I wrapped my arms around his leg and pretended to cry.
"PLEASE!!!!!!!!!"
Amanda tugged on the hem of his shirt and burst into fake tears.
"PLEASE MELLO!!!!"
He just growled "Arrrgh…stupidgirlsmakingmegiveupperfectlygoodchocolate…" under his breath. He pulled out a bar of chocolate and we grabbed it quick, before he could change his mind.
"You're a doll, Mel!" I kissed his cheek, then ran away giggling while he was struck speechless.
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A bit later, Mello was sitting on a couch in the common room next to Matt, who was doing something on his new X-Box 360. Near was at the other end of the room. We walked past Mello, holding his chocolate, and sat next to Near.
"Want some chocolate, Near-Chan?"
"Ummm…okay…"
"Here ya go! Eat it all!"
I was feeding Near chocolate squares when Mello looked up at me. His eyes widened when he saw who we were giving all his precious to. Out came the gun. Dragging Near by the arms so he didn't get shot, out we ran.
I think this ranks in my favourites chapter-wise in this fic. What will happen when I 'forget' to give Mello chocolate?