Sorry for disappearing like I have, been taking my time typing this chapter, hope you enjoy abs I promise Stan and Kyle will have a lovely relationship by the end of this.

I don't own south park sadly

Chapter 10: Drunken love

Stan sat firmly by the pool he had no real idea of were Kyle or Kenny had taken off to, so he decided not to think much into it and sit firm in his spot. He sipped his 4th bottle of beer beginning to feel the familiar warm sensation in his stomach, he also kept his eyes firm on a couple of girls who were playing chicken and we're ripping their tops off. Stan smiled wickedly at them when one of the girls wad fully exposed to him, her plump perky tits in his view.

Stan groaned and tilted his head back, he was drunk and had the sudden realization that he desperately needed to get laid and quickly. He glanced around to notice Token looked furious and besides him Kenny and Kyle walked besides him talking to him calmly. He glared over at Stan and a shiver ran down his spine Stan couldn't recall having done anything at the present moment to piss him off.

He looked on as Token told them to fuck off and walk away disappearing behind a door that lead god knows were. Stan would be surprised if Token had his own personal Bat Cave, since he could more than afford it. Stan was pulled from his thoughts as Kyle taped his shoulder, "Dude you ok? You look smashed", Stan groaned closing his eyes.

" I am smashed Kyle, and I'm figuring out how lonely I feel", Kyle kneeled besides his best friend, " lonely how? ", Kyle asked. Stan turned a shade of red, " I miss Wendy dude, that kinda lonely", Kyle inhaled sharply trying not to look over at Stan, he felt anger and jealousy fire up in his stomach. "Shame she's dating Token again", Stan sighed rubbing his eye, "yeah", is all Kyle could mutter praying that Cartman was sealing the deal with Wendy.

X

Cartman watched Wendy dance nervously as she tried her best not to look his way, "we'll I'm pretty sure he hates me now". Wendy finally said rubbing the back of her neck, Cartman smirked, "yeah but really do you care?", Cartmans question caught Wendy off guard. She slowly shook her head and Cartman inwardly cheered in success, "we should get back to the party", Cartman whispered walking towards her.

Wendy froze as he got closer reaching for the door behind her, she reached for his arm stopping him feeling her hands ignite as their skin touched. "How about we relax here for a while? ", she nearly stuttered praying he couldn't see her visibly vibrating, her knees felt weak. "If we do that who knows what might happen", Cartman whispered in her ear causing her to squeak, she wasn't aware he was that close to her.

Wendy swallowed dryly as Cartman grabbed her hips his lips close to her neck, he was enjoying watching her squirm. She was nervous and probably scared but Cartman was aroused, he wanted to hear her say something more to keep him from leaving. She reached up her hand running up to his neck sending a shot of electricity through Cartmans body, " I want to know what might happen", she whispered before her lips were invaded by his.

They kissed deeply their fire flaring with every small touch they would give each other, soon their hands were rubbing up eachother body's feverishly as Cartman pulled at the strings of her top and ripping it away from her body. His hands gripping her bear breasts as both of them moaned into each other's mouths, Cartman pinched her nipples causing Wendy to buck her hips forward against his.

Cartman pulled away from her mouth to tend to her breasts lifting her from the ground so he could be at eye level with them. He carefully walked forward and gently laid her on the bed his mouth never leaving the breast he was working on. Wendy was in bliss, for such a simple thing she was burning. Cartman moved to her other breast paying attention to both of them equally, Wendy ran her fingers through Cartmans hair noting how soft and silky it actually felt.

A slight hint of jealousy struck her at the fact that his hair felt much more softer and more taken care of then her own. Everything evaporated in seconds as Cartman licked from her breast up to her collar bone and nibbling on her neck, "God I hope I'm not dreaming", Cartman sighed deeply into her neck.

Wendy quickly pinched his side causing Cartman to nearly jump to the roof, "The fuck was that for!", Cartman growled rubbing his side as Wendy giggled. "Just ansuring you is not a dream", Cartman dint know how to feel, he felt something grip his stomach as she smiled sweetly at him. The more animalistic part of him was screaming to tear her apart in raw passion to claim what was rightfully his.

Wendy felt the familiar tightness in her stomach, the pain she use to get when she had first started to date Stan. That was so long ago and she thought that the feeling must of died with her age, but having Cartman so close like he was, she could die. She moved her hands up to cup his face feeling him shiver he looked so damn vulnerable it was adorable to see. She smiled wich confused Cartman even more before their lips met again with slow love, this kiss made both their stomachs turn into curds.

Wendy smoothed her hands up to his hair once more twirling it and brushing it with her fingers as they're kiss increase once more. They heard a knock at the door followed by Stans voice, "Wendy you in there? ", Cartman growled deeply as he shot up off the bed, "stay", he commanded in a hushed whisper causing Wendy to blush.

Cartman moved to the door making sure he was able to block the view he cracked it open to stare at a very drunk Stan. "Wrong room ass hat, I'm trying to get my dick wet in here and your cock blocking", ignoring the small giggle from Wendy back in bed. Stan sighed, "Kyles acting weird dude I don't know what to do", Cartmans face fell, "dude seriously any other time I would sit through your soap opera of a life but right now I don't care about your faggy relationship".

Stan frowned, "go talk to him, talk about your feeling or something, I don't care but I'm not in the mood to hear any of it right now". Cartman was about to close the door when Stan stopped it, "do you think Wendy hates me? ", Cartman growled again reaching out placing his hands on Stans face roughly pushing him back causing him to fall on the floor.

"Leave! ", Cartman roared slamming and locking the door standing infront of it trying to cool his nerves, "Cartman". He froze in place hearing his name spoken in such a soft calm tone, "come here", she commanded and Cartman obeyed without hesitation.

She looked stunning she was now under the covers and that's when he noticed her bikini bottoms laid on the floor. "Who was it?", she asked not really caring for an answer so Cartman dint bother with the truth, "wrong room", he mumbled reaching for the velcro strap that held his shorts together.

Wendy bit her lip as Cartman tore it apart his shorts quickly loosening, both teens stared at one another daring for someone to make a move. Cartman slowly began to move his shorts down and Wendy couldn't help but stare carefully watching and taking in every move he made. Soon a small patchy trail of fur came into view clearly leading down towards something menacing, Wendy had to calm herself she wanted this.

She had been dreaming of this, sure her first thoughts had been about Stan and how he would be her one and only but now her mind was full of Cartman. She was more than positive Cartman was a virgin but she wasn't to sure of he would be gentle better yet if she was ready for someone like him. She knew Stan would be a slow passionate lover while Cartman would more than likely be full of raw lust and well that was probably it.

Wendy was shaken from her thoughts as Cartman pulled her chin up to meet his eyes, "if your not ready it's fine you know". Wendy dint seem to run out of surprises to find today, he actually sounded calm and full of actual concern for her. Wendy closed her eyes shaking her head, "I want you", is all she could say moving to grip his shorts moving them down as Cartman closed his eyes.

She watched as his erection finally sprang from his shorts, smiling at the slight bounce it made, she hasn't seen many penisis, she had in fact seen one attached to a mouse once and spent a few hours vomiting when she had found out it belonged to Ms. Garrison. This one was actually really nice to look at, it was uncut and clean his head peaking from the fold twitching waiting to be touched. She released his shorts and quickly grabbed at his shaft causing Cartman to moan loudly at the sudden feel of her hands holding his most private of parts.

He began panting as Wendy rubbed up his shaft amazed at how smooth he felt, how he twitched every time she ran her index along his shaft. She felt something gooey spill on her fingers and she stopped pulling her fingers up for better view, Cartman blushed deeply knowing very well what she had and was completely breathless as she licked the substance and smiled, "so sweet".

Cartman swallowed dryly as Wendy pushed him up and commanded him to lay down doing so without protest. His head barely touched the pillow as Wendy quickly licked at his other head sending a shot of adrenaline through his body it was better than anything he had ever experienced or could dream of. It was all coming from the one person that mattered Wendy Testaburger his one and only dream girl.

Her mouth circled his shaft with hunger becoming more quick with her sucking and licking, Cartman had died and gone to heaven. Wendy stopped licking her lips as she moved up his naked form with a smile, "you want to see the rest of me? ", she purred and Cartman had to restrain from ripping the sheets from her body and calmly complied pulling the sheet up licking his lips as her perfect cunt came into view.

The most beautiful thing he had ever seen and she was all his, this was all for him, she was licking and sucking his cock without him asking for it. She was straddling him willingly, he had fucking won Stan was nothing now, Wendy was now his. She smiled shyly as she kneeled naked on top of him, "do you want to our do you want me to", Cartman asked motioning down to themselves she blushed a deep red that made her look even more vulnerable than she already was, it was perfect.

"If you don't mind I want to be on top for now", she whispered trying to hide her face behind her dark locks of hair. He smiled nodding watching her fix her position over him holding him still as she hesitated before letting the tip enter her slowly. Cartman bit at his lip hard trying to fight the urge to plunge into her to seal the deal at once, gripping the bed sheets and moving his other hand to grip Wendy's hip.

He exhaled closing his eyes felling her tightness squeeze him and consume him all at once, Wendy trying hard not to scream as pain shot up her spine. She felt almost full, she felt complete with only half of him in her, she glanced up taking in Cartmans face as he clearly fought the urge to move her along. She inhaled deeply forcing her self down into him in a shift movement causing Cartman to full out moan and Wendy to squeak loudly.

Cartman was amazed at how bold Wendy was and guilty when he saw a tear escape her eye, he quickly brushed it away, "you need to adjust to it, you can't just sit on it all day". Cartman was right she couldn't sit still she had to move, she slowly rose feeling even more pain attack her but Cartman instead pulled her into a kiss. He was trying to distract her and it was working and became braver and quickened the pace pain becoming pleasure.

Cartman moaned into her mouth as she slammed into him, "fuck", she groans feeling her legs begin to shake. Cartman quickly moves her with him still in her so she's laying in the bed, "relax and enjoy", he purred moving in and out of her quickly. Taking note of every gasp and moan she made to make sure she was enjoying herself making sure to hit her special spot.

He kissed her heatedly keeping his thrusts erratic causing her to moan into his mouth as she eagerly bit at his lip. Both their climaxes reaching their peaks, "Wendy i-ah", Cartman struggled to speak it was to much for him. "On me", Wendy said rubbing her breasts and Cartman understood slamming into her felling her walls tighten around him her orgasim crashing against him as he pulls out to pill his seed into her chest.

Wendy opened her mouth catching stray shots on her tongue and savoring it, Cartman dropped next to her panting hard as he reached for a sheet to help Wendy clean off. Cartman froze in awe she was breath taking, her dark locks spread across the pillow her white skin blushing, coming down from the high it endured. Her perfect blue eyes covered in a haze of list trying to grip reality, he grinned as he patted her chest cleaning her off.

She took hold of his hand taking the sheet from him to continue the cleaning as Cartman laid on his back sighing deeply. "That was amazing", is all he could say as Wendy snuggled up to him, "it was", he felt a flare of pride, "you do know what this means now don't you", Wendy inhaled deeply. "Your now mine", he growled turning to kiss her deeply, "I won't let you go as easily as Stan or freaking Token, you understand?".

Wendy shivered at the ferocity in his words but nodded understanding, "and your all mine", Cartman froze his face falling for a second. He had heard those words before from the skank he had left back in California, Wendy sensed the sudden change in attitude and kissed him roughly."I'll skin the bitch if you want me to", she moaned into his mouth causing a pulse to run down Cartmans body to his now half chub.

"Hmm that doesn't sound like you Testaburger, I think I might be a bad influence", Cartman teased bitting her lip. " Like I give a shit", she whispered gripping at his newly hardened man hood, "Mmm show me how bad you can be then". Wendy smirked as she straddled her lover for a second run.

X

Stan walked silently down the hall holding his head, Cartman was acting a little more like himself now, but it could also be Stans head just screwing with him. He had been wondering around for 20 minutes and he had to admit he was now a bit lost. "Stan", he looked up to see Kenny with his arms crossed, "hey Ken, I thought you left with Bebe? ", Kenny rolled his eyes, "I did till Kyle came looking for me since you went looking for Wendy".

Stan shruged, " I want to try to patch things up with her, someone just told me she and Token broke up, I thought about it and I wanna be with her, I'm sure". Kenny watched him carefully slur the words out while shaking his head, "no way dude". Stan frowned, "what! Why not? ", Stan groaned,"your drunk", Kenny answered.

"You're thinking with your dick Stanny not with your head, trust me I know", Kenny spoke walking to his side to part his back. "Come let's go find Kyle", he dint notice Stans frown, "no! I feel really confused around Kyle, I want Wendy! ", Stan whined he was on the verge of having a temper tantrum. Kenny wondered how the hell Kyle put up with him, "forget about Wendy", Kenny said with a harsh tone like if he were Stans mother.

He pushed the boy back into the pool area were he noticed Red curled up on Tokens lap, Kenny smirked Cartmans plan must of worked. " Kenny please you can help me find her! ", Stan pleaded and Kenny got the urge to shove him into the pool water. He knew Stan would probably drown but right now he was eating away at Kennys patience, "dude come on Cartman could be after her now! ", Kenny froze.

" Dude straight up, you need to move on, you've spent an unhealthy amount of your life with her without getting any pussy", Kenny said slowly. Stan shook his head, "dude I love her ill wait forever sex dosn't matter! ", Kenny had to stop the laughter that was rising in his throat. " Dude I'm sorry but blue ball's isn't healthy either", Stan frowned fisting his hair.

" You found him", stiffened as Kyle carefully jogged over to them, "dude this place is a fucking palace, so many fucking halls". Kyle frowned noticing Stans face, "dude you ok?", Kyle reached out to him but Stan swatted his hand away, "you guys are fucking dicks!", Stan yelled.

"Dude uncalled for", they all turned to Cartman who was holding a margarita, "any other day I would agree but Stan your fucking smashed!", Cartman chuckled. Stan took in the brunett he noticed a hicky on his collar bone and his hair was messy, " oh dude your scored!", Kenny cheered slapping Cartmans hand. " Dude have you seen Wendy?", Stan eagerly asked as Cartman frowned, " dude really? ", Stan growled, " not you to! ".

Cartman sipped his drink staring at the teen before him deep in thought as Stan looked over his shoulder his face lighting up. " WENDY! ", he yelled running past them almost slipping but catching himself, the group followed as Stan spun Wendy around.

She seemed to be glowing something Stan had never seen in her, " Stan are you ok? ", Wendy asked looking at the teen carefully. "I've been looking for you! ", Stan panted trying to catch his breath, Wendy nodded slowly still unsure of what was gong on. " Wendy I've thought about it and I wasn't to be with you, my feeling for Kyle mean absolutely nothing! It was just me over thinking things", Wendy could see Kyle tense up to the verge of tears.

She couldn't believe how big of an ass hole Stan was being, especially in front of Kyle so she did the only thing she could. Her hand stung as Stans cheek turned a bright red, "how could you be such an insensitive prick infront of Kyle like that! ?", Wendy yelled as Stan held his swollen cheek. "No Stan I don't want to get back with you, in fact I don't even love you anymore", she took time for the words to sink in.

All eyes were on her as Cartman smiled taking another sip of his drink, Stan stood away his eyes closed trying to keep tears at bay, "im sorry Stan", Wendy said taking her drink and walking away. Cartman extended his hand and Wendy caught it squeezing it before letting go, something that only Kyle and Kenny noticed. Stan leaned over the bar his head falling in his folded arms, " dude", Kenny whispered scratching his head.

The silence that feel over the group was deafening, Cartman shuffled to lean against the counter, " some celebration", Kyle and Kenny nodded taking their seats at the bar. Kenny sitting between Kyle and Stan for god measure, "next round of drinks on me", Cartman called thinking about the night that still laid before them.

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