REPO: Life in the Tow Away Lane Chapter 10: Uncle Inu, an inuyasha fanfic

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8 ½ Months Later…

I was lying in a pool of sweat, my hair plastered to my forehead. Beside me, Kagome was breathing so heavily I thought she would contract asthma. For the past eight months we'd been pushing the limit of how far one could go without passing out. And for all intents and purposes, I did on one special occasion. Damn was she flexible…

I grabbed another small foil package as she sent another of her famous little smirks my way. She leaned on to my face and the phone rang. We both jumped as I grabbed the phone. I checked the clock. It was well past midnight on a Wednesday night. Who in the hell would be calling? Did Grandma fall? I answered the phone and my mother spoke to me.

"You need to get to the hospital. Now."

"Is everybody alright?"

"Yes, but you're about to become an uncle. No get out your bed and your girlfriend, and get going to the hospital."

I blushed bright red, "Right."

I hung up and looked at kagome. She gave me a questioning look.

"Rin's gone into labor. We need to go to the hospital."

She got the same look all women got when presented with the prospect of babies, "Let's go."

We got to New York General as an ambulance pulled into the ER. We walked into the lobby and asked for Rin Tashio. They told us floor 3, maternity hall.

We walked past a doctor talking to a man about his wife's condition. The poor man was frantic asking what was wrong.

The doctor swung his cane, "Well, we know for sure that it's not Lupus. But we're going to run some tests."

"Thank you doctor."

The doctor popped a pill bottle, took a few, and then returned to the patient room.

We continued down the hall until my ears picked up the sound of screaming. More specifically something along the lines of YOU FUCKING, PERVERTED DOG! YOU ARE NEVER TOUCHING ME AGAHHHHH! Rin was close. We turned a corner to find my mother looking frantic, while my father was laughing his ass off.

A few minutes passed before Sesshomaru opened the door. He had a black eye and a bag of ice held to his crotch.

"It's okay to go in now."

Just to be safe, we let my mother go first.

We entered the room to find Rin with two bundles held to her chest. As I got closer, I realized that there were two tiny hanyous cradled in her arms. One had black hair and little black puppy ears on her head. The spitting image of her mother. The boy had silver hair and ears. He also had purple stripes on his face and a crescent moon on his forehead. When Fluffy could feel his dick again, he'd be overjoyed.

My mother and father cooed and awed. Kagome held back, attached to my arm. She was staring at them with tears in her eyes. I gave her arm a squeeze. She looked at me with water in her chocolate eyes. I smiled and we both had the same thought. Someday.

The rest of my family was quick to catch on. Rin handed me the boy and Kagome got the girl. We cradled the two as I watched Kagome. For a woman who could snap a man's arm like a twig, she handled babies like glass dolls. She'd make a perfect mother. Eventually. She sent me a smile that clearly said I want one. I agreed.

A doctor came in, "Names?"

Rin and Sess smiled, "The boy is Toga, after his grandfather." Rin told the doctor.

For the first time since Titanic, my father sniffled.

Rin continued, "And the girl is Kagura, after my aunt."

After the doctor left, we returned to making silly faces and looking at the "Babies R Us" magazine my mother had brought along. It was almost five in the morning when we final said good bye. My father was holding Toga in one arm and a little basketball in the other. He spun the little ball on one finger before swishing it in a recycling bin.

"See," he said, "I can teach you do all kinds of tricks. I can teach you to sink threes. I can show you how to pass behind your back. I've got a hoop and a lighted driveway so we can play after dark." (A.N: A cookie to anyone who can name where I got that! )

We got home and immediately fell into bed. Kagome had called the office and explained our situation. Yura had requested a picture, so I texted her two from my phone. I received two pages of smiley faces two minutes later. I was asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow.

We woke again at half past one o'clock in the afternoon. We had no current files so that left the rest of the day open. How we filled it, I'll leave that to the imagination.

The phone rang again at around 5:00. Kagome and I were currently on a tour of the house, testing all surfaces to make sure they could hold weight to correct code. Ahemm, cough, cough.

I grabbed the phone, "What?"

"Did I interrupt again?"

Damn that fluffy.

"You're lucky I don't want your kids to grow up fatherless."

"Anyway, I'm throwing a little party tonight down at Mushin's. You and Kagome are invited."

A club? I looked at Kagome, "You want to go to a club party tonight?"

"As long as it doesn't end up like Project X."

I returned to the phone, "Yeah, we'll be there."

It was seven when we got to the club. We flashed our IDs and proceeded inside. Fluffy was waiting with my father, Miroku, Yura, and a few other people. Small party.

We sat down and ordered drinks, "I'll have a Backlash Wave." I told the waitress.

It had gotten late and the club was in full swing. People were dancing and laughing. The whole place was alive.

Until Kikyo walked in. Damn bitch got out early on "good behavior". Bullshit.

She sauntered over to me, "Hey Inu baby. Wanna dance?"

"No, and why aren't you in jail."

"You didn't hear? They let me out. I was a good girl."

"I figured I'd give you a second chance to prove you love me." She said.

I was appalled, "Love you? Love you? Bitch I caught you cowboy style on Jimmy Nugen, two days before I was going to propose."

"Oh yeah, that was fun. But how can you not forgive me?"

"I figured it was obvious when I evicted you from my house."

"You burned all my clothes. You left me naked on the lawn. You took my car." She was starting to see my point.

"Yeah," I told her "And I'd do it again if It'd get you off my back."

She looked like she might slap me, then she smiled, "But I'm an angel."

"Angel? Angel?" I was fuming. I walked to the DJ and made a request. I gave him a twenty to push it up to the next song. I returned to Kikyo.

"This is the kind of angel you are." I said. Queue music:

If heaven is a place where the angels go,

Well then I've got a story to tell,

If heaven is a place where the angels go,

Then I guess you're going straight to hell!

Kikyo gapped at me. I only smiled.

Don't wanna leave you now or never,

Cause we're perfect together,

Never wanna be apart,

Dared to take on the simple life.

There was trouble for us when I came home early,

Never would expect to see this,

It's fair to say I could not believe my eyes,

You cracked a smile but had nothing to say,

So I made a list of how you're going to pay!

"Remember?" I asked.

She gave me a blank look.

I Locked you out,

Left you naked in the front yard,

Burned all of your clothes,

Having nothing can be really hard,

Now I'm on the run,

I'd do it all again,

So Catch me if you can,

Cause, I took your car,

With your baby in the back seat,

Wrecked your credit card, you're in debt to a deadbeat,

Baby now you know how much it hurts,

When I caught you in the act wearing nothing but a Little Smirk!

Now I feel better,

But its hard to forget,

I never think of looking back,

Cause time has no meaning when your free,

This is what you get,

Karma bitch,

Now I see who you really are,

Cause happiness is the best revenge,

But caught red handed with a grin on your face,

Didn't think you'd be easy to replace!

Again and again and again and again and e-yeah...

If heaven is a place where the angels go,

Well then I've got a story to tell,

If heaven is a place where the angels go,

Then I know I'm going straight to hell!

Wearing nothing but a Little Smirk!

The music stopped. Kikyo was flaming red. Kagome, on the other hand, was rolling on the floor, laughing out loud.

Finally Kikyo looked at me, "Fine. I guess I'm done here. I thought you had some sense in you."

"I do. I love someone ten times better."

She pointed at Kagome, "That little bitch can never give you what I could."

I smirked, "Oh she can. And she has."

Kagome walked over, "Kikyo?"

"What?"

Kagome flipped her drink in kikyo's face. It stained her thousand dollar dress.

"Keep your whore hands away from my man." Kagome told her.

Kikyo let out a screech and stormed out.

I looked at kagome, "Wanna dance?"

"I'd love to."

We got onto the floor as the base drum began a steady pumping beat.

Queue music:

Hey! Who's coming with me?
To kick a hole in the sky
I love the whiskey
Lets drink that shit till it's dry
So grab a Jim B, JD
Whatever you need
Have a shot from the bottom
Doesn't matter to me

'Nother round, fill her up
Hammer down, grab a cup
Bottoms up!

(YEAH!) This is what it's all about
No one can slow us down
We ain't gonna stop until the clock runs out
(BOTTOMS UP!) Hell can't handle all of us
So get your bottles up
Drinkin' ever drop until it all runs out

'Nother round, fill her up
Hammer down, grab a cup
Bottoms up!

So grab your best friend
And make your way to the bar
But keep your distance
We're gonna light it on fire
We're drink black tooth, 80% Proof
Straight gasoline
Slam as much can take and hand the bottle to me

'Nother round, fill her up
Hammer down, grab a cup
Bottoms up!
(YEAH!) This is what it's all about
No one can slow us down
We ain't gonna stop until the clock runs out
(BOTTOMS UP!) Hell can't handle all of us
So get your bottles up
Drinkin' ever drop until it all runs out

'Nother round, fill her up
Hammer down, grab a cup
Bottoms up!

This is what it's all about
No one can slow us down
We ain't gonna stop until they throw us all out
Hell can't handle all of us
So get your bottles up
Drinkin' ever drop until it all runs out

'Nother round, fill her up
Hammer down, grab a cup
Bottoms up!

Hey! Bottoms up!

The music ended, but I wouldn't have known because Kagome had my mouth in a choke hold with hers. Nobody around us had noticed, so we went right into to about half way through the song.

We pulled away, "Wanna get outta here?" I asked her in my best Jersey accent.

"I thought you'd never ask."

We ran to the car, ignoring my family's questioning looks, and I did fifty over the speed limit to get home.

Please R&R! Tell me what you think about the whole music thing. This one's almost done. One or two more chapters! Then I can start my next one!

"Little Smirk" by Theory of a Dead Man

"Bottoms up" by Nickelback