SMB Story: The Mushrooms
Chapter 10: The Mystery
Mario's Party was still Split up. They needed to find Each other, and FAST! (Note that I put this again). Peach screamed. The Goombas and Koopas unzipped their pants, since they were going to rape her.
"AAA!" Peach screamed. But then, the Goombas and Koopas DIDN'T rape her. They actually unzipped their pants to pee in the bush. They didn't want to use the bathroom at Bowser's castle because Bowser stunk up the Bathroom when he ate Shigeru Miyaymoto's Ghost's S**T.
"That was close!" Peach said. "I thought you guys were going to rape me!"
"Hey, that's acually a good idea!" A Red Koopa said.
"Yeah!" A Green Koopa said. "You are naked anyway."
"And Mario isn't here!" A Goomba said.
More Goombas and Koopas came and Unzipped their pants.
"NOOOO!" Peach said. She was tired of depending on Mario.
Peach jumped on the Red Koopa and tossed his Shell at all the Other Enemies.
"Oh thank God." Peach said.
Just then the 4 Renzors came (from Super Mario World and New Super Mario Bros. 2).
"Look it's Peach!" The First Renzor said.
"And she's naked!" The Second Renzor said.
"And Mario isn't here!" The Third Renzor said.
"And we all know she is scared of us!" The Fourth Renzor said.
The Renzors were RIGHT. Peach was scared of them, and she couldn't defend herself from them. The Renzors unzipped their pants.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Peach yelled as they played with her.
MEANWHILE...
Mario was burnt because of the Fake Key that Popped out from Larry Koopa. Larry called the Rest of the Koopalings, and Mario and Toad had to fight them 1 by 1. First, was Morton Koopa Jr.. Mario and Toad remembered that he had a Hammer. Morton used his Hammer to hit Mario. Mario got hit HARD.
"OUCH!" Mario said. Mario grabbed HIS hammer.
"DIE!" Toad said. He grabbed his Sniper Gun.
"Who guys!" Morton said. "You don't have to be so harsh!"
Toad shot Morton like crazy and Mario hit him with the Hammer like Crazy.
*BAM!* *SMASH!**BAM!* *SMASH!**BAM!* *SMASH!**BAM!* *SMASH!**BAM!* *SMASH!**BAM!* *SMASH!**BAM!* *SMASH!**BAM!* *SMASH!**BAM!* *SMASH!**BAM!* *SMASH!**BAM!* *SMASH!**BAM!* *SMASH!**BAM!* *SMASH!**BAM!* *SMASH!**BAM!* *SMASH!*
Morton got Rekt and a Key popped out.
Mario and Toad did the same with Wendy O Koopa, Iggy Koopa, Lemmy Koopa, Roy Koopa, and Kudwig von Koopa. Keys popped out of all of them. Then they fought Larry Koopa again and a new Key pooped out.
"Wait a Second!" Mario said. He grabbed the keys and put them together.
"These keys are actually puzzle pieces for another key!" Toad said.
"Right!" Mario said. He combined all the Puzzle pieces. It made a key with a weird shape.
"What the hell?" Toad said. "What kind of key is this?"
"Maybe we need to ask for some help." Mario said. Since they were in the overworld Mario and Toad went to the secret Toad House that Toadsworth was in.
"I see." Toadsworth said.
"So, what does this key unlock?" Mario asked.
"And why does it look so weird?" Toad asked. "It doesn't look like a key at all!"
"I have seen this key before!" Toadswoth said. "I...just...can't remember! UGH!"
"Come on!" Mario said. "Use your old brain!"
Toad nudged Mario. "Rude."
"Uhh, but think of something, like an event!" Mario said.
After Mario said that, Toadsworth Remembered.
"The Mushroom wars." Toadsworth said.
"What?" Toad said.
"The Mushroom wars!" Toadsworth said. "The battle for the Mushroom Kingdom and the rights to own the land! Our side won and that's how Peach became the Princess!"
"Oh." Mario said. "That Mushroom War."
"Yeah!" Toadsworth said. "Bowser's side was the side that lost, that's why he kidnapps Peach! But I remember that key. It was awarded to us after winning the War. It was a special key, but Bowser stole it from me because he was angry he lost the war to then he broke it into several pieces and gave each peice to the Koopalings!" Toadsworth was tired of all the talking.
"So basically this Key is the prize for winning the war?" Toad asked.
"Right!" Toadsworth said. "I cannot remember what it is supposed to do and why it is so special. My father said that I must watch the key at all costs. If it is stolen then the Ghost of Shigeru Miyamoto shall rise and take control of all the land!"
Mario and Toad were confused.
"So I think this key is the Key to free The Ghost of Shigeru Miyamoto's cage." Mario said.
"Yeah, good Theory!" Toad said.
"Because if Bowser wanted the Key and was mad the lost the Mushroom War, then he probably stole it to free the Ghost of Shigeru Miyamoto!"
"Yeah!" Toad said.
"I think that is the solution." Toadsworth said. "Bowser probably did this to get his revenge since the Ghost of Shigeru Miyamoto will control all of the rules and take the soul of my Father!"
"I think that's why Peach can't defend herself!" Mario said.
"Yes! Toad said.
"Guys, I think we solved a Mystery!" Mario said.
"YEAH!" Toad and Toadsworth said.
So then Toadsworth followed Mario and Toad's side.
MEANWHILE...
Luigi and Yoshi were still stuck in Ice World.
"UGH!" Luigi said. "SOOOOOO COLD!"
Yoshi was still warm, but started to get Cold. Luigi and Yoshi got too cold they turned blue and Collasped. With the help of Toadsworth, Mario and Toad hacked the tracking device that was in Luigi's underwear and found out where he was. Mario then Saved Luigi and Yoshi and brought them into Toadsworth's Toad House and put them on the bed for them to heat up.
"Quick, Toad!" Mario said. "Turn on all the Lights!"
"Yes." Toad said. Mario needed all the Lights on so that Luigi and Yoshi could get warm.
Toadsworth put his hand on Luigi and Yoshi's forehead. "They are still SUPER cold!" Toadsworth said.
Toad grabbed 2 cloths and put them in a pot of Boiling water for 2 minutes. Toad put each cloth on Luigi and Yoshi's forehead.
"They are starting to heat up." Mario said.
Toadsworth put on the all of the heaters. Mario grabbed a bunch of torches and put it around Luigi and Yoshi. But then, it got too hot for Mario, Toad and Toadsworth.
"Let's get out to cool off for a bit." Toad said.
"Yeah." Mario said.
When they cooled Down, Mario, Toad and Toadsworth went inside of the Toad House. Luigi and Yoshi were GONE.
"F**KING GOD!" Mario yelled out.
"Where could they have gone?" Toadsworth said.
"They probably warmed up and then they walked off!" Toad said.
"We were only out for 30 Seconds!" Mario said.
"Oh." Toad said.
"We have to know where they are!" Mario said.
Just then, they heard a Scream.
"That sounds like PEACH!" Mario said.
"Yeah, let's go!" Toad said.
Just then, Pauline stood in the way. "Going somewhere?" She asked.
"YES!" Mario said. "Move your ass!"
"I am mad at you, Mario!" Pauline said.
"For what?" Mario said. "Just because I am with Peach?"
"NO!" Pauline said. "Its your god damn fault Donkey Kong keeps kidnapping me!"
"WHAT DID I DO!?" Mario screamed to HELL.
"It was Donkey Kong, the first Mario game." Pauline said. "YOU got Popular and now Donkey Kong tries to get his popularity back by kidnapping me!"
"I don't care!" Mario said. "MOVE YOUR ASS!"
"I am trying to-"
"MOVE YOUR ASS!" Mario said.
"Then lets fight!" Pauline said. She smacked the HELL out of Mario.
"I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU!" Mario yelled. Toad and Toadsworth backed away.
"What are you going to do?" Pauline said.
Mario grabbed a Super Star and used it. "DIE NOW!" ONE SECOND before Mario touched her, Thunder Zapped in the Sky, Nintendo Consoles appeared and the Ghost of Shigeru Miyamoto appeared.
"Mario!" He said. "YOU VIOLATED RULE #32, BEING MEAN TO YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND!"
"SO?" Mario said.
"SHUT UP!" The Ghost said. "YOU HAVE TO SAY SORRY NOW BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOU HAVE TO EAT S**T!"
Mario didn't want to say Sorry. "Fine then." Mario said. "I will eat your S**T once again.
"Very Well." He S**TTED in his hand and put it in Mario's mouth.
Pauline was disgusted my Mario. "YUCK, Mario!" Pauline said. "I Guess I have to go with Waluigi or something.
"But he likes Daisy!" Mario said.
"I DON'T GIVE A F**K!" Pauline said. She left.
"Hey!" Toadsworth said. "Do you know anything about his key?" Toadsworth showed the Key to Shigeru Miyamoto's ghost.
"NO." He said.
"But wait!" Toad said. "Isn't this the key that was rewarded from ther Mushroom Wars?
"MUSHROOM WARS?" The Ghost said. "WHAT THE SNIT IS THAT?"
A FEW MINUTES LATER...
Toad, Toadsworth, and Mario told him EVERYTHING.
"I don't understand a word you said." The Ghost of Shigeru Miyamoto said. "Also, I have to go. Bowser stunk up the place again." The Ghost left.
"Great." Toad said. "What now?"
"How does he not know about this?" Toadsworth said.
"Wait, the screaming!" Mario said. They ran to where the screaming was. It was Princess Peach. 4 Renzors were playing with her.
"HEY." Mario said. "GET OFF OF HER NOW!"
"HOLY F**K, ITS MARIO!" A Renzor said. "LET'S RUN, GUYS!"
All of the Renzors left.
"IF I SEE YOU F**KERS PLAYING WITH MY GIRL AGAIN, I AM GOING TO HIT THE BRICKS YOU STAND ON ONCE AGAIN!" Mario screamed and the Renzors ran off.
Peach was naked. Mario took a Picture of her naked.
"Are you okay?" Toad said. "You are covered it stuff."
"Yes." Peach said. "This is the second time I lost my dress!
"How many times did you get Raped?" Toadsworth asked.
"By a lot of Goombas, a lot of Koopas, and those 4 Renzors.
"Anyway, I have another of your dresses, Peach." Toadsworth said.
"Thanks, Dad!" Peach said. She put her dress on.
"We are looking for Luigi and Yoshi." Toad said.
"How come?" Peach asked.
Mario, Toad, and Toadsworth told Peach EVERYTHING.
"Come with us, Peach." Mario said. "There is a lot of things to uncover here."
MEANWHILE...
Mallow and Geno went in the eagle's mouth. They appeared with some guy.
"Hello there." He said. "It seems like your friend is dead!"
"Uh..yes!" Geno said. "What do YOU know about this?"
"Nothing." The guy said. "But hey, I can heal up your friend."
"How?" Geno said.
"Like this!" The Guy touched Mallow. Mallow automatically came back to life. "BYE!" The Guy said. Mallow and Geno reappeared back to Tadpole Pond.
"Mallow!" Geno said.
Mallow had a staff and he was wearing a Wizard hat. He also was wearing a cloak.
"AAAA!" Geno said. "What the hell!"
"I am a Wizard now!" Mallow said. "You have to admit this is cool."
"Okay." Geno said. "It is cool, but what if that guy did something to you?"
"Well, nothing is happening now!" Mallow said as he played with the spells.
"Okay." Geno said. "Just hoping..."
END OF CHAPTER 10
TRY TO ANSWER THESE:
1. WHAT ARE THE CONCEQUENCES OF MALLOW BEING A WIZARD?
2. WHAT HAPPENED TO LUIGI AND YOSHI?
3. WHAT LEVEL IS BOWSER'S LAZER BY NOW?
CHAPTER 9s ANSWERS:
1. NO DUH. (SAYING THIS AGAIN).
2. YOU WILL SEE...
3. WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?