Zim ain't mine and I highly doubt ever will be. Kloof is Avatarjk137's. I own MAY, ICR, and Der. Ruby is owned mostly by the real Ruby, but is also mine.

Yay for owning stuff!

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Der walked out of the elevator. "That was weird AND unsanitary. AT THE SAME TIME!" She screamed, before looking around.

"Hello? Anyone home?" She asked walking down a twisted path, in between parts of machinery. She was rather alone since ICR seemed more inclined to watch TV with other robots then to help its often confused master find her way in a lab.

"Who's there!?!" A voice yelled behind her. She whipped around.

"I'm Der. Um... are you Irken?" She asked a rather inanimate object behind her. A hand tapped her shoulder and she looked to her side.

"Yes. I AM ZIM!" Our favorite Earth conquering-wannabe Irken yelled at the top of his lungs. "Why are you here?"

"Well..." Der paused and scratched her chin. "Heh. Oppies. I can't recall agian. I often find myself in this kinda situation don't I?" She asked no one in particular. Zim answered her anyways.

"I don't know! Now leave!"

"But I just got here! Or... at least I think I did." Der thought for a second before shrugging. "I donno. But I can't find the exit."

Zim pointed to the elevator. "Its over there."

"What is?"

"The exit."

"What about it?"

"Its over there?"

"What are you talking about?"

Zim growled. "THE EXIT IS OVER THERE! NOW LEAVE!!!!"

Der blinked. "Who are you?"

"I AM ZIM!!!"

"Oh." Der thought for a moment. "Oh right! I wanted to ask you if you could help me find my friend Ruby! I'm lost."

Zim blinked. "Eh? Ok."

"Yay..." Der stared at Zim for a moment. "Who are you?"

"I AM ZIM!!!!!"

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Ruby sighed. "I can't think of anything."

Dib nodded in agreement. "Maybe we should all just split up and search for her. We'd cover more ground."

"True." Ruby agreed. "But what should we do when one of us finds her? The others won't know."

"Let's just meet up here agian at a designated time." Kloof suggested. Ruby and Dib nodded in agreement.

"How does six o'clock sound to you?" Dib asked.

"Fine by me." Ruby replied and pulled out a human watch she picked up from under her seat at skool. Apparently a crazed child had sat there a day earlier and was taken to an insane asylum only to forget their watch at their desk.

Kloof nodded. "Well lets stop wasting time here." He said.

And the three walked off in separate directions.

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MAY giggled as the news reporter ranted about how disgusting a recent murder had been, describing in detail what mutilations murderer had done to the body and finishing by stating "It was pretty wacky."

ICR tilted its head. "Can we watch something funny now?"

"LET'S WATCH THE ANGRY MONKEY SHOW!!!!" GIR screamed. MAY and ICR screamed in agreement. And thus they did watch the Angry Monkey Show.

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I hate the word wacky. Freaky is so much better. And besides. Wacky is likely to make even the sanest man pull out a gun and blast your head open.

Anywho, I have nothing to say for once. Review or I'll turn this into something disturbing like ZADR or make Zim sane or something else horrible. GOT MILK!!!!!!!!? Oh and if you can guess who the murderer was I'll give you a cookie.

... Is it just me or am I using MAY and ICR waaaaaaaaay less then I originally planned to?