Come Together
Chapter 10
By Shadowgate
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Wendy yelled out "Nelly why are you talking to boys at all?"
Nelly sped off to class and Butters turned to give Wendy a dirty look.
Kenny yelled "Butters it's time for us to get to class."
The teacher started with her math lesson and five minutes later PC Principal got on the intercom.
"Everyone listen up we're having an assembly down at the gym to address on-going massive student hostility."
The teacher groaned under her breath "this is why we're behind in math."
All the students were on the bleachers and PC Principal took his place at the podium.
"Alright everyone I'm well aware of the student hostility due to Skankhunt42 posting so many disgusting messages online. It's terribly unfortunate that we have not yet discovered the true identity of Skankhunt42. What's even scarier is rumors are floating around that it could be an adult in this community who is Skankhunt42."
All the children said "whoa" in unity.
PC Principal continued on "however the purpose of this assembly today is not to dwell upon who Skankhunt42 maybe. The purpose of this assembly is not to dwell on the identity of Skankhunt42. The purpose of the assembly is to address and deter hostile student behavior."
The students start booing and hissing like angry snakes.
PC Principal repeated "I said the purpose of this assembly is to address and deter student hostility."
The students immediately became silent.
PC Principal said "that's better" and he went on to say "boys publicly displaying their genitals in the name of male unity has not been ruled as free speech by the courts. Under Colorado State Law the display of one's genitals is against the law and therefore any male student who displays his genitals will be expelled immediately. That also goes for female students as well."
PC Principal went on to say "the courts have ruled that if behavior off campus during non-school hours has an effect on the school we're allowed to take disciplinary action. Now we've gotten word of lots of students fighting off campus over gender hostility, broken relationships, and any other potential reason won't be ruled out as a valid motive."
PC Principal took a deep breath and continued on "this morning we had a South Park resident come to my office to say she saw children fighting at Stark's Pond. She also said that before she saw students of both genders fighting at Stark's Pond she saw a couple girls hanging outside the abandoned South Park Mall conspiring to bring about a fight. We will be cracking down with a zero tolerance policy. Any students caught fighting on campus will be immediately suspended. Does anyone have any questions?"
Clyde raised his hand.
PC Principal responded "yes Clyde."
Clyde asked "was the resident who complained about the off campus fighting a fat lady? Fat ladies have trouble minding their own business."
PC Principal answered "it just so happens she was morbidly obese but let's not use the term fat because that's rude and uncalled for Clyde Donovan."
Jimmy Vulmer had his hand up to begin with and he was the only other student with his hand up.
PC Principal finally decided to call upon him "Jimmy what is it?"
"Did you see that news report where they showed a raccoon taking a shit on an old lady's face?"
All the students started laughing their asses off.
PC Principal yelled "Goddamn it" and threw down the microphone.
In the hallway the students were all laughing and talking as they headed back to their classrooms.
Stan yelled "hey Jimmy that was your funniest moment yet when you asked the principal if he saw the news report with the old lady being shit on by a raccoon."
Stan and Kyle both gave Jimmy a high-five.
To Be Continued