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Margaery
" It's been thirty minutes. Should we do something?" Allyria asked as she paced around the camp, while she sat there, enjoying her stew.
" Give it sometime, will ya. You're getting restless." She commented and earned a glare from Allyria.
" How can I sit here, doing nothing, while they're in there, fighting trolls and having fun?" Allyria asked, and she snorted.
" You can sit here and enjoy the delicious stew, while waiting anxiously for them."
" Spare me of your love for food. Who is to say that I am waiting for them? I want to get in there and have some fun." Ally was getting agitated with excitement and blood thirst.
" Your creepy, blood-deprived smile is plastered across your face, sweetie." She said, trying to look at Ally, without seeing her wickedly evil smile.
" What are you talking about?" Allyria asked her, yet somehow she found herself scared for the first time since the journey started, not from the trolls feet away from their camp, but from her best friend, whose blood-thirst had reached its limit.
" Sweetie, I love you, but don't look at me." She said, her eyes looking away from Allyria.
" Why? You said that I look good when I smile." Ally replied as she played with her knife. I really need to get that damn knife out of her reach. She could kill me with her blood-thirst.
" Not that kind of smile, sweetie." She said, and stood up. " It's time."
" Thank you Jesus!" Allyria threw her hands up, and started to laugh maniacally. I'm going to my death as we speak. Who would have thought that my best friend will be the cause of it.
" Do you have a plan?" Margaery asked. For the last thirty minutes, she had been reciting details from the book and the movie to Allyria, who listened attentively. She hoped that with enough information, no one will die in the end, but then again, when there is death, there will always be death.
" Divide and conquer." Allyria answered as she loaded her gun and secured them on her thigh holster.
" That's you plan? Divide and conquer? How on Earth did the CIA recruited you?" She asked in shock.
" My pragmatism and obvious charms." Allyria said as she tightened her small back bag on her shoulder. " I wouldn't worry much if I were you."
" And why is that?" She asked, folding her arms and pouting like a child.
" If what you said is true, then we have thirty minutes until sunrise, so why not have fun, instead of playing the damsel in distress?" Allyria shrugged.
" Is this a game to you?" She asked, angrily.
" Life is nothing but a game. You play it until you win or you die." Ally answered casually before adding, " And I don't intend to lose."
" That ought do it." She said. Finally surrendered to her friend's way of life.
" Good." Allyria grinned and they headed to the forest, armed and excited at the prospect of killing trolls.
After tracing the Company's footstep on the ground, they found the dwarves, the hobbit, and three ugly looking trolls, who were roasting half of the dwarves over the fire. Thorin, Fili, Kili, Bombur, Oin, Gloin and Balin were on the ground, each stuffed in a bag. Bilbo was on the ground as well, trying to sit up.
" You distract them, while I kill them all right?" Allyria said, as they ducked down, hiding behind a large bush. Allyria took out her guns and began to twisted something on to it.
" What are you doing?" She asked in a hushed voice.
" I'm putting suppressor on my guns." Ally continued to put on the tube-shaped metal onto her guns.
" Why?" She asked.
" It reduces the noise when you fire a weapon, and since this is a forest. We don't want to attract any kind of attention. You have your stun gun?" Allyria asked, her guns secured in her hands.
" Yup, but it's not like I'm fighting the trolls. The fun is reserved for you." She said and Ally smirked, and handed her a small pocket stared at it in shock. How many knives does she have?
" Sneak in, and cut them free, got it? Tell them to stay still until I have my fun." Ally said with that creepy smile of hers. Should I be afraid of her?
" I miss your serious old-self. She was boring, but much safer." She rolled her eyes and sighed.
" She'll be back before sunrise. Let me have some fun. It's been ages since I killed someone." Allyria answered as they spied on the trolls, who were signing a song as they roasted the dwarves.
" You killed someone an hour before you got on that god damn plane!" She stated and Allyria shrugged.
" Exactly!" Ally said and got up from her spot, and vanished in seconds, leaving Margaery alone with a pocket knife and a stun gun. Stick it with the pointy end. Lord, please shine your light on me, for I am going to my death due to my best friend's blood thirst. Amen.
She crawled over to them, careful not to let the trolls see her. Thorin saw her hiding in the bush, a feet away from him. He gave her a look, and she rolled her eyes, before she showed him her knife. He nodded his head, and she crawled over, hiding in the bush behind him.
" So much for your stubbornness eh?" She whispered as she cut the rope around the bag slowly, not wanting the trolls to detect any sign of a human girl rescuing the almighty dwarves.
" Where's Allyria?" Thorin didn't even bother to reply her statement, and skipped straight to her evil best friend.
" She's doing her own thing at the moment." She answered and set the rope around the bag loose.
" Thank you." Thorin muttered and she nodded.
" Don't move though. Ally wants to have some fun."
" Her desires are none of my concern. Our lives are in danger and she wants to have fun?" Thorin hissed. Like you don't want to satisfy her utmost desire.
" Killing the trolls. She hasn't killed anyone in a long time, so sit back and relax." She answered casually. Thorin gritted his teeth loudly.
" Sit back and relax? I'd rather fight."
" Men and their needs to prove their manhood." She muttered in boredom, and earned herself a glare from Thorin. She saw Bilbo in the corner of her eyes, and went to him.
" Bilbo." She hissed behind the bush, and Bilbo turned around, confused as he looked at the small bush.
" Margaery? What are you doing here? Hide!" He whispered in a low voice.
" I'm rescuing the damsels in distress." She answered with a smirk, " I need you to distract the trolls. Can you do it?" She asked, and he hesitated for a moment before nodding his head.
" Leave it to me. Help the others." He said and stood up from his spot, and made his way to the trolls.
" Wait!" Bilbo cried out, and the trolls looked at him.
" What is it?" One of the trolls asked.
" Don't cook them yet!"
" Why?"
" I know the secret to cooking dwarves!" Bilbo answered in his clear, fidgeting voice. She crawled back to Thorin and began to set the others free. First one was Balin, who looked at her in confusion, before ordered her to return to the camp.
" I'm here and there's nothing you can do about it." She answered as she set his rope loose, " Stay still, and don't move or say anything. Let Bilbo do the talking."
The dwarves were busy yelling at Bilbo, who suggested skinning them first to the ugly trolls, and then telling them that they were infected with parasites. Fili and Kili were the loudest, followed by the dwarves over the fire. She rolled her eyes at their simple stupidity before shooting Thorin a look.
" Do something." She whispered, and he nodded. He kicked Kili, and the latter grew quite at realization. One by one, they started to argue about parasites, and who had the biggest infection. It ended when one of the trolls, the smartest and meanest approached Bilbo and started to poke him with his finger.
" You want us to set them free?" He asked in his gruff voice. " Our food?"
" Yes," Bilbo answered reluctantly, but before the troll can poked him again, an expect unexpected thing happened. The almighty big tree behind the troll fell, and nailed him to the ground, standing on the fallen tree was Allyria, her guns pointing at the remaining trolls.
" Let them go, you stinky green assholes." Ally said in utmost confident. She pointed her gun at the troll on the ground, who was trying to get free, and shot him three times on the back of his head, before pointing her guns at the two trolls. With each shot she fired, Margaery flinched.
" Who is she?" Asked one of the remaining trolls, who didn't give their fallen troll a single thought.
" I'm the one who's kicking your fat ass." Allyria stated calmly before she opened fire on them. " Welcome to the twenty-first century!" Margaery was cowering in fear upon seeing her best friend, who fired her guns at the trolls without a single flinch.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The trolls groaned in pain as she shot them nonstop, her face cold and without emotion. She's a scary broad. The dwarves looked at her in bewilderment as the trolls sunk to their feet. Even the almighty Thorin was looking at Allyria in shock. It wasn't long before Gandalf showed up, and cracked the rock with his staff.
" The dawn will take you all." He said loudly. Gandalf looked at the scene in front of him, and confusion started to form in his eyes. Margaery stood up as the trolls slowly turned into stone. Allyria stood there, in all her glory, and let out the cockiest smile she had even seen.
" Ladies," She said as she jumped down from the tree and took out her knife " It's time to set you free."
After they were cut down, the dwarves looked at Allyria with admiration and fear. Margaery had to stop herself from laughing out loud when Kili and Fili ran over to Allyria, and gave her a bone-crushing hug. In return, Allyria threatened them with her knife if they don't put her down.
" What's wrong with my way of saying thank you?" Kili pouted. Margaery patted him on the back and flashed him a sympathetic smile.
" Allyria doesn't like physical contact much."
" I was trying to be spontaneous like you." Kili answered, and she let out a smile.
" But I don't mind physical contact." She said and opened her arms. Kili grinned before went in for the hug. Kili gave the best bug, and she didn't mind smelling him. A perfect combination of pine tree, and fresh air, despite him not taking a proper shower in days. The hug lasted longer than she expected, and Kili's scent was on her when they broke away. She smiled at him, and he grinned at her. He's too cute and adorable.
" How romantic! The heroine saved the gentleman in distress." Ally's voice was filled with sarcasm and mockery. Margaery and Kili looked at her then, and she looked extraordinary. Breathtakingly beautiful with the air of glory around her. Allyria walked to them, her guns secured on her holster.
" You two have got to be the most dramatic out of the group." She stated with a smirk. Kili bid them goodbye, and went to see Fili, his dear beloved brother.
" Said the one who cut down a tree." She replied.
" Huh. I did the best I could with the situation. That tree was going to die anyway." Allyria answered, as she took out her back bag.
" Excuses. Excuses. What are you looking for?" She asked.
" More ammunitions." Allyria answered, searching her bag.
" How much do you have left?" She asked. If she runs out of ammunitions then we're screwed.
" I have four more mags."
" Do you know how to use a sword?" She asked, getting worried.
" Are you kidding? I spent four years learning kendo. Of course, I know how to use a sword." Ally retorted, offended by her question. Not everyone is like me. I'm the loner of this group.
" Good. All we need is to find you a sword, and then you'll be invincible." She said sarcastically.
" No one is invincible, but you can call me that." She stood up and swung her bag on her shoulders.
" Cocky much?" She asked.
" I wouldn't know. I'm not the expert, you are." She grinned in the most wicked way. Again with the joke.
" It's not funny." She said.
" To you, but to me, it's hilarious." Ally winked and she rolled her eyes. They walked to the dwarves, who praised Allyria for her bravery, and Margaery, well, her helpfulness.
" That was so awesome, Ally!" Ori exclaimed happily, and Allyria grinned at him. Margaery stood there, awkwardly bathed in her best friend's glory.
" I need a fire torch!" Thorin's voice rang out, when they stopped in front of the troll cave. Gloin, the banker/fire maker quickly made one, but Allyria threw something to Thorin, who caught it effortlessly. The leader was grumpier than usual, and he glared at Allyria after he caught the object.
" What's this?" He asked, annoyed.
" It's a flashlight." Ally answered as she darted her eyes back and forth.
" What's it for?"
" It's a safer alternative. Click the button and you'll see." Ally replied, and Thorin clicked it. The white light flashed his face, and he flinched from the surprise. He's a bit wussy for a leader, but then again. It's Allyria he's dealing with.
" No need to thank me!" Allyria called out, as Thorin walked into the cave with Gandalf, Bofur, Nori, and Gloin, who brought the torch. She sat outside with Allyria, enjoying the fresh air, instead of exploring the horrible cave. It wasn't long before they came back, Gandalf, Thorin, and Bilbo both got new weapons, shiny Elven swords that Thorin hated, despite having a new sword for himself. Bilbo looked at his sword in awe and doubts, but a nervous smile appeared when Gandalf talked to him. She giggled at that, earning strange looks from Allyria and Kili. To hell with your judgements and prejudices. I'm weird and I'm proud of it!
" Allyria." She heard Thorin called out and looked at her best friend, who stood there with a serene expression. The leader of the Company approached them, his face was unreadable and composed. She sank back, and stood behind Ally.
" Yes?" Ally replied casually.
" This is for you." Thorin handed Allyria a sword, and she took it with caution.
" How kind of you." Allyria said as she drew out the sword. It was a medium length sword, decorated with some ancient Elvish language she couldn't understand. Allyria wielded with easy grace and efficient, true to her word as a kendo practitioner.
" Were you eavesdropping on us, my King?" Allyria asked as she put her sword in the bag. My King? What the hell happened to the stubborn old rock?
" It's none of your business." Thorin replied and walked away without looking back. Allyria let out a chuckle then, before yelled out.
" Thank you!"
" What the hell was that all about?" She asked and Allyria let out a small smile. Something's fishy.
" He paid his debt." Allyria answered and she let out a snort.
" Debt my ass." She replied, but before Allyria can say anything clever. A loud rustling noise caught the group's attention. Allyria took out her guns, and was ready to shoot at the unknown coming at them. Margaery braced herself for any possible impact, and hid behind her best friend. Can this day be any longer?
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