A/N ; and so i was all like "well i don't see whats wrong with the three, there just as good as the rest."
and he was all...oh crud. Melissa i got to go. Melissa i have to go! the readers are here!

Golden : Kid, get the back. dog, take the walls.
Jake : i have a name you know.
Golden : whatever you say jeff.

'THUMP'

Golden : just so you two know, if we die, i just wanted to say...
Finn : sayyy-what?
Golden : ...i never liked you two.
Jake : Wow, i never would have guessed.

'THUMP'

'THUMP'

Finn : here it comes.

...

...

Jake : i know whats gonna happen, it gets so quiet, that everyone thinks its okay and then it cuts someone of-

'CRASH!'

Jake : told you so.
Finn : i can't see it!
Golden : i think i got a match.

{Golden pulls out a match and lights it.}

Golden : that's bette-
Jake : ...what?
Golden : ...kid...stop breathing down my neck.
Finn : uhh...i'm over here.
Golden : ...there is a dragon standing behind us, isn't there.
Finn : i think so...

{the group turns around.}

'GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...'

Jake : ...i-
Finn : don't move. their vision is based on movement.

...

Finn : see? it-

'ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!'

Finn : flip that. RUN!

{the group turns around and runs away.}

Finn : what do we do!
Golden : lets leave one of us behind as bait!
Jake : DUDE!
Finn : can't we do something that WON'T get one of us killed?

'THUMP' 'THUMP' 'THUMP' 'THUMP' 'THUMP'

Golden : Look! a hole!

{golden points to a hole on the ceiling}

Jake : lets go in! he won't be able to fit in there!

{jake stretches the two inside.}

Jake : i think were safe.
Finn : guys? i think this thing doubles as a hole.
Golden : hmm...let me see.

{the three look down a cave that looks like a slide.}

Golden : hmmm...
Jake : do we go in there?
Golden : ...dogs first.
Jake : wait, wha-

{Golden pushes jake down the slide.}

Jake : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Golden : there he wen't.
Finn : Dude!
Golden : okay, i'm next.

{Golden jumps in.}

Golden : SEE YOU ON The other side off...
Finn : WHAT?

...

...hhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'SLAM'

Jake : owowowow.. that hurt... oooh! what's that?

{jake picks up a diamond.}

Jake : Hmmm...i might be able to make me and finn some armor with this, and then no one n-

'SLAM!'

Golden : thanks for breaking my fall jim.
Jake : its JAKE.
Golden : thats a new one-

'SLAM!'

Finn : ow...
Golden : welcome to the club.
Jake : where are we?
Golden : diamond mine. people used to mine here long ago.
Finn : i thought you said no one ever comes in here.
Golden : well...
Jake : so there IS a way out of here!
Golden : true...but with that, 'thing' chasing us...
Finn : we're stuck in here...
Jake : unless we defeat it.
Golden : Defeat it? HA!
Finn : what's so funny?
Golden : you can't just 'defeat' it. you gotta KILL it.
Jake : and how are we supposed to do that with no weapons?
Golden : what happened to the axe i gave you?
Finn : i uhh...kinda drooped it...
Golden : ...you little.
Finn : now hold on a sec! you said this was a mine?
Golden : duh.
Finn : and mines have pick-axe's. don't they?
Golden : ...your point?
Finn : we can use those!
Golden : ...go on.
Finn : ...that's it...
Golden : ... i don't get it...
Finn : ...lets just start looking.

{the group start looking for mining tools.}

Finn : anything yet?
Golden : nope.
Jake : i found a sword! hmm... Steve...sounds familiar.
Finn i found a razor.
Golden : i found a portal.
Finn : i found...a what?
Golden : a Portal.
Finn : where?
Golden : down here.

{finn and jake find the portal and golden.}

Finn : umm...
Jake : coooool.
Golden : surprised its still working after all these years.
Finn : okay we looked at it! lets go.
Jake : C'mon finn! what's the rush?

'THUMP!'

Finn : t-that.
Golden : ...you okay kid?
Finn : O-of course! why wouldn't i be?
Jake : your shaking bro.
Finn : what? naw!
Jake : dude, if somethings wrong, you can tell me.

...

Jake : Finn?

...

Jake : Finn. you okay?

...

Finn!

...

FINN!

'CRASH'

A/N well, that's all your getting for now. don't worry, the next chapter should be up by christmas.
But beware. after that, there won't be another one till January. and i am going to write a christmas one-shot for adventure time too. so you can look forward to that too. no idea when it will be published. but i know it will be up BY christmas. so until then, just enjoy this one for now. So until we meet again.

- Bakukirby27

- Merry Christmas, and happy holidays.