Hey guys so I know it's been forever ago since I posted, I have a partial excuse. I'm in TSA (I think I mentioned that before) but we had nationals and I'm happy to announce I got third in the country + Germany so… YAY! Also I thought that no one liked this story. But I felt guilty because I never leave a story undone. Please Review… Oh read the bottom note because I want to ask you guys a question and this note is kind of too long already…
Teddy and Arizona had the day off so they spent the day with each other after Teddy was released from the hospital. Alex wasn't able to get the day off so we were going to celebrate after he got off.
There was a big difference between Arizona and Callie. Callie, unlike Arizona, was very laid back. She really didn't care if we had a plan; she just wanted to go with the flow. Since Arizona dealt with kids she always felt like she should be doing something.
They went shopping for clothes and dresses at this boutique down town.
"What do you think about this?" Teddy hears Arizona say from her dressing room. She was wearing a red strapless dress that was made out of a shiny fabric. Before Teddy could answer my phone started to ring. She knew it was Callie because of the ridiculous ring tone Arizona had picked.
"Hey Callie, can you hold on for a second," Teddy can see Arizona going back into the dressing room to take off the dress.
"Don't take it off you look so pretty." She tells Arizona who smiles, and beckons Teddy to come closer. She takes brunette's phone and puts it on mute.
"You want to play a joke with Callie?" Arizona asks.
"Umm, sure why not." Teddy says say nervously, no one would ever want to be Callie's bad side; she breaks bones for a living.
"Lately I've been getting really jealous after the whole I-Slept- With-Alex-Thing. So how about we make Callie a little jealous so she knows how it feels. It's is also nice pay back on Alex even though he didn't kiss her, you were still upset." She says with a smile that could only belong to Arizona.
"I'm game." Teddy says while remembering the whole thing with Izzie not to mention that Alex had a track as bad as Mark, so she picked up the phone with a devilish grin.
At the hospital
It was lunch time and Callie was dearly missing her beloved Arizona, she was sitting with Alex, Owen, Christina, Derek, Meredith, Mark, and Lexie. It was unusual for all of them to eat lunch together so they took the opportunity.
Callie pulls out her phone and call Arizona, she doesn't answer. Next she calls Teddy, luckily she answers.
"Who's that?" Alex asks.
"Teddy." She whispers back.
"Put it on speaker phone." He says.
"Yeah I have a question for her about a patient." Christina says.
"Okay." She says and puts the phone ion the middle of the table. "She has me on hold, I think her and Ari are discussing dresses or something."
"Try this one, it will really show out your wonderful curves." They hear Arizona say in the background.
"Sorry Callie I just had to help Arizona out of her dress, it got caught on her underwear. I told her not to wear lace underwear when you go out dress shopping." Teddy says with a sigh. I see Mark's eyes bulge out a little bit, and Meredith gave an uncomfortable cough.
"Oh, well have you found any good dresses?" Callie asks trying to shake the image of her girlfriend with Teddy.
"All the dresses look good on Arizona, of course, but I haven't really found any that really suited me." Teddy says in an unhappy tone.
"Not true that dress earlier was totally you!" Ari says in the background.
"Was not, I looked like a stripper in that outfit." Teddy says in slight embarrassment.
"I like it when you look like a stripper though." Arizona slightly mumbled to Teddy. Now everyone at the table was staring at the phone.
"Here I'll send you a picture of it, here talk to Arizona" Teddy says, well the whole table with, very enthusiastic.
"Hold on Calliope I have to go help Teddy again or it's going to get caught on her bra, again. Last time I swear it almost ripped on her lace bra." Arizona says with a chuckle.
Teddy could be heard in the background saying, "I didn't know that the dress would get stuck, I thought it was only the underwear that would get stuck."
"What the HELL was going on! Why was lace involved? Ari would never do anything with Teddy, right? I mean she's pretty. Who am I kidding Teddy is hot and Oh My Gosh, she's my competition!" Callie thought to her self.
Clothing Boutique
As soon as she puts the phone on mute Teddy starts to chuckle. Calliope was so easy to prank, maybe too easy? Nah.
Teddy sees Arizona going through the racks trying to find the skimpiest dress they have in her size. The perfect one catches her eye. It was an electrifying blue with no straps. There was a long V neck that was identical in the back. Covering the V neck was a nearly see through sheer black cloth.
"How about this?" Arizona asks Teddy as she shows her the dress. Her eyes grow wide and she shakes her head vigorously.
As Arizona helps her into the dress Teddy tells her, "I haven't this good in a long time. It's probably because I haven't tried a prank like this in forever." She says with a smile that reaches her eyes finally. All week the smile never reached her eyes unless she was with Alex.
"I'm glad, now let's take the picture." Arizona says with a bright smile. Teddy blows a kiss towards a kiss toward the camera, until I put the camera down.
"I have a better idea, let's send a video. Make sure you say Zona or Zoni and not Arizona, which will drive her mad." Arizona says with a smile. It has also been along time for her to be this devious. I mean Calliope likes to play tricks, but her tricks were kiddy no match for Arizona's, not pure evil. "Get back on the phone and tell her to wait for me to IM her so she can see live feed." Teddy nods and gives me a purely evil smile.
"Sorry it took so long we had to find it again then we had to put it back again." Teddy said.
Hospital lunch table
It was really starting to piss me off how she kept on saying 'we'.
"Zona says to wait for her to IM her so you can see live feed." Callie barely registered anything after she said the word Zona. NO one can call her Zona, Zoni, or Aria, no one! Only me, her girlfriend! ME.
"Did you hear me Callie?" She asks.
"Yeah I heard you." Callie says quietly and ends the phone call. When she looks up everyone is staring at her.
"Dude, she called her Zona, no one gets to call her that." Mark says in awe.
"I bet there is a reasonable explanation for all of this." Owen stammers.
"Why didn't you tell me that Teddy was gay?" Christina asked.
"She is not gay okay!" Alex snaps at Christian.
"Karev is right, I've know Teddy for along time. And trust me she is not gay." He says with a smile.
"What does that mean?" Alex says angrily at Owen.
Before Owen could answer Derek stopped him, "I think that you have already dug yourself in a deep enough hole. Just be quiet for your health."
There is soon a beep beep and Callie looks down at her phone.
"She wants to cam." Callie says to no one in particular. She hears the sound of chairs moving back and people pushing each other out of the way. "What in the world are you 5 doing?" She asks
"We want to see what Teddy and Arizona too." Christina says in whiny voice.
"I think the guys should have to be in the back." Meredith says. Reluctantly Derek, Alex, and Owen let Christina and Meredith in front of them.
After a couple of pokes to the stomach from Christina telling her too, "Grow some balls, and press the button." She presses except and wait for the screen to pop up. When the screen pops up I can see Arizona's 100 watt smile on the screen.
"Hey Calliope, here's Teddy's dress that I like." Ari says and turns the phone so you could see Teddy.
There was a sharp in take of breath from the group, and a then a gasp.
"Oh. My. God." Meredith and Christina say in unison.
Everyone was dumbfounded; Teddy was in a thrilling blue with a very long V neck. Mark's mouth went dry; and Owen couldn't find any words in his mind, he just kept on opening and closing his mouth.
"Turn around Teddy and show them the back." Ari said, everyone can feel the hate rolling off from Callie. When Teddy turns around no one is sure which ones worse, the front or the back? The back has the identical V neck, which comes about an inch or two above her underwear. That is when Mark notices she is not wearing a bra.
"It's great isn't? It stops right before her tattoo and you can't see her belly ring." Arizona says with a very pleased tone.
Mark spits out his drink on the table and Lexie dropped her pudding cup on the table.
"Yeah that's great Ari." Callie whispers.
"How is the dress staying up when there are no straps?" Lexie asks in awe.
Clothing Boutique
They could hear the disdain in Callie's voice.
"OH there is elastic on the edge of the dip so nothing will move. Here we'll show you." Arizona says. She looks at Teddy and she nods her head giving me permission to show the inside.
"See it sticks so it won't fall." She continues as she shows them the elastic on the backside making sure to rub her hands up and down Teddy's back.
When they heard a loud gasp they were pretty sure that Calliope is not the only one watching the video, this could get interesting.
Ari mouths, "I think that Calliope is eating lunch with everyone else today."
"Let's play a joke on Owen." She mouths back.
"And Christina" After all the stuff she's put us through, and she says that we're the loud ones.
"I bet Owen would like this." Teddy says loudly towards the phone.
Hospital
"It looks like that dress I wore after we got back to our first tour. That was a really really fun night." Teddy says with a laugh and then sighs.
Everybody looks back at Owen whose cheeks were about as red as his hair. Christina was staring at him with daggers.
"He was wearing a simple black tank since it was so hot. There was this bar by the airport that we went to. Let's just say that Owen is really good at dancing." Arizona and Teddy laugh in the background, while Teddy has her hand on Ari's back.
"I mean he gives a new meaning to dirty dancing."
Clothing Boutique Teddy's POV
"His hands were like right here." Teddy says, as she put my hands on Arizona's hips, and stomach. They were pretty sure that they heard the sound of someone's head being snapped.
"Owen in a tank top sounds hot. How were you able to resist?" Arizona asks with a devilish grin.
"Who says I did?" Teddy replies while she heads towards the dressing room to change.
Arizona smiles at the phone and says, "Well we got to go Calliope. We're going to go check out then go to the lingerie store next store. There was some sign that said something like edible underwear, anyway. Well, love you!" She says and ends the cam.
Teddy can hear Arizona running back to the dressing room. "That was awesome!" She says as she jumps up and down, while clapping.
"I know I should feel bad, but I don't." She says with a grin as they high five.
"We should go to the hospital later and see how everyone liked our show later." She says as they hang up our dresses again.
"Shame, you really do look pretty in that dress." Teddy tells Arizona as she puts the dress back on the rack.
"Same with you and that dress, yeah it's a little showy but you do really look good in that dress." She tells her with a smile.
"I'll get mine if you get yours." Teddy tells her with a smile. She looks at the dress for awhile and nods her head and they both go to the cashier.
Later at the hospital Callie POV
I was kept trying to work on my post ops but she kept on getting distracted. That stunt during lunch kept on messing with her mind. I know I'm not the only one though; poor Alex keeps on freaking out about Teddy not answering her calls. Owen was officially in the dog house with Christina, apparently she over heard Mark, Derek, and Owen talking about Teddy and crazy unstable girlfriends.
While walking down to the Pitt I run into Derek, Mark, and Owen on a gurney looking down. They look like they've been caught with their hands in the cookie jar.
"What are you to doing?" I ask with a laugh.
"Meredith, Lexie, and Christina told us to sit down here and think about our actions." Owen said quietly.
"Seriously, what happened to you guys? You guys are the strong hold of the hospital. Are you going to let your girlfriends walk all over you?" I ask these pathetic men.
"I expect that from Derek, he's a pansy, we all know that. But you Owen, I expect more from you. Mark don't even get me started, I told you to lose you man-whore ways, not your manly hood" I say to them.
"I'm not a pansy." Derek tells me hurt tone.
"According from Addison you are and I do believe that you are the man who hid out in his trailer because he was upset. How manly was that? Yeah I was out there with you but it was only for like an hour or two." I tell him while I look at Owen, "You were in the Army man, come on, be strong."
"Mark what happened to the guy who didn't give a crap about the world?" I ask him as I shake my head in regret.
"A little brunette named Lexie who has him wrapped around her finger like a pansy." Derek mutters underneath his breath.
"What did you guys say that was so bad?" I ask in awe, these girls really have them whipped.
"Nothing that bad." Mark mutters.
"I didn't say anything; I was just at the wrong place at the wrong time." Owen says indignantly.
"You did say something, you were the one who answered the questions though, and you deserve to be punished just like the rest of us." Mark says with a huff. Before the two of them can start acting even more childish I give them the Callie look and the both shut up.
"We were merely talking about that dress Teddy was wearing. Then Mark had to make it inappropriate by asking Owen if he had ever seen in less fabric than that dress. When Owen told him that he had seen her in underwear and bra well Mark got carried away." Derek said embarrassed.
"Who was the one who brought up Army romances though?" Mark said to Derek who once again looked down in shame.
Conversation held between Derek, Mark, and Owen.
"Mark are you still thinking about Teddy?" Derek asks with a laugh as he pats his back.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." Mark says with a sly smile.
"What are you guys talking about?" Owen asks as he puts his chart down on the counter.
"About how Mark is not thinking about Teddy in that dress, and maybe Teddy without the dress." Derek declares with his McDreamy smile.
"I'm not, I'm thinking about Lexie in the dress. Even though, Teddy in that dress is clearly wonderfully sexy to say the least." Mark said
"That was quite a show with her and Arizona." Owen says as, trying to change the subject.
"Have you ever seen her naked?" Mark questions quickly.
"Excuse me?" Owen utters in disbelief.
"Have you ever seen her naked?" Mark asks again but slower.
"I heard you the first time, it's just that well that's not a question you get asked everyday." Owen stammers.
"Don't worry your psycho girlfriend won't hear about this. What happens with the guys stays with guys." Mark says proudly. "If not naked, nearly naked counts too."
"There were a couple of times; this one time that we were going swimming and she stripped down to her bra and underwear." Owen sheepishly says. Derek drops a chart that he was working on, and Mark drops his luckily empty coffee cup.
"Before you ask Mark; they were boy shorts and the bra was bright yellow. Why getting tired of Lexi or something" Owen tells Mark before opens his mouth.
"Of course not, I love her but if I don't get Teddy out of my mind I'm going to slip up. Question-"
Before Mark can ask another question, "That sounds like some of those Army Romances my mom reads." Derek stammers as he tries to recover from the mental photo that was now imprinted in his brain.
"There are Army romances?" Owen asks doubtfully.
"Yeah, along with Air Force, Marines, and the Navy, it's mostly garbage though. My mom reads them all the time." Derek says.
"Is it like those trashy romance novels that are just filled with affairs and stuff?" Mark asks smiling. "I can totally see Teddy and Owen together; they would be cute as a couple. Just think about their kids. They would have great bone features, not to high and not to low"
"Whoa she is my best friend, not girlfriend. Where did that even come from?" Owen asks crossly.
"Well we were talking about romance novels and people usual have sex which gets them pregnant." Mark says, as if Owen was dumb or something.
"Teddy and I will never ever have sex, and for that matter pregnant" Owen states loudly.
"So you never thought about it then, never? Not even when she was the only girl in your troop? Mark questions while giving Owen a skeptically look.
"Maybe when I broke up with my girlfriend." Owen saw shamefacedly.
"Well if we get to talk about kids I think that Mark and Teddy would be a cute couple. I mean there features would blend and complement well." Derek said with deep thought.
"Whoa the only person I'm thinking about is Lexie okay." Mark says.
"I can see Derek and Teddy though; I mean well they would be compatible looks and mind wise. I mean they are both like quiet things and both are independent/stable people." Owen says sheepishly.
"Are you saying that Meredith is not independent and stable?" Derek says with a slight smile as he crossed his arms.
"He's saying that your girlfriend has some screws lose. She kept her mothers ashes with her for like awhile, not to mention that she is known as one of the Twisted Sisters. Lexie on the other hand is perfect. Not crazy like Christina…or Meredith" Mark says with a laugh.
"Well I heard that when Lexie's mom died she dug up her mom's dead cat in the back yard. Then she went and dug it next to her grave, in the middle of the night. What kind of person does that?" Owen asked.
"Her mom loved that cat; Lexie just wanted her mom to be happy." Mark said simply, as if it wasn't wired to dig up a dead cat.
"There is something wrong with you." Derek says while laughing.
"Whatever I don't know why you guys are so scared. The girls are all upstairs trying to kiss up so that they can get on some surgery probably." Mark said with a laugh.
Owen did a full 180 making sure that Christina or Meredith were around.
"Dude she really has you whipped." Mark said while Derek laughed.
"Like you're not scared of Lexie Mark. Or Meredith, not scared of her at all?" Owen said.
"So you admit that you are scared of Christina!" Derek says while pointing a finger at Owen. Mark was laughing so hard that his face was red and he was doubled over.
"Anyway I'm not scared of-"
"Who aren't you scared of Derek?" Meredith asked from behind them. Mark. Derek, and Owen turned around to face all three of there girlfriends coming out of a room behind them. Christina looked murderous, Meredith looked pissed and Lexie looked disappointed.
"No one." Derek whispers.
"Continue please we would love to know who thinks Teddy is all so hot." Christina snapped. Derek and Owen both looked down in shame, but Mark kept his head up high.
"Mark I thought that you said that you would act better." Lexie said with her voice covered with disappointment. At this Mark looked down and sighed.
"All three of you should be ashamed of yourself. If you are going to act like a bunch of children then you're going to be treated like it. I want all three of you to go sit on the gurney and think about what you did." Lexie said with a firm tone as she pointed at the gurney by the pit.
"But Lexie we-"
"Now." Lexie said. And Mark, Derek, and Owen sat on the bench feeling embarrassed because there girlfriends had just called them out in front of the whole pit.
End of Conversation
I was laughing my head off. They had gotten their asses handed to them by Little Grey. I understand Christina and Meredith but Little Grey?
"You- you got your asses toasted by Little Grey? You really are losers." I exclaim.
I saw Owens's eyes go wide in fear, when I turn around I see their girlfriends behind me. Each one of them except Lexi was giving me evil stares.
Before they can say anything I cut in, "None of you scare me."
"Oh but you know who does scare you? That little perky roller skating girl that you date." I gulp, shit.
"On the gurney and think about what you said." Lexie told me.
"But-"
"Now" Not wanting them to have to bring on the wrath of Arizona. Mark scoots over some so that I'm sitting in between him and Derek.
After a few minutes I see a familiar blonde bounce into the hospital corridor, to my distaste Teddy was right behind her. They both had overcoats on, matching overcoats. Teddy pointed us; she grabbed my Arizona's and dragged her over here.
"Hey guys, what's up?" Ari asks while fidgeting with her belt, she does it when ever she gets nerves. "Why do you look so scared?"
"We got in trouble." I whisper.
"What did you guys do?" She says while trying not to laugh.
"I just called them a bunch of pansies and stuff. Then they told me about this conversation they were having. Then Lexie went all psycho on me and made sit here and think about what I said." I say while trying not to sound too pathetic.
"Aww, my poor baby, would clubbing make you feel better?" She asks me as she puts her hand on my cheek.
"I thought you would want to hang out with your new best friend, Teddy." I say with as much venom I could muster.
Ari looks at Teddy who has a weird look on her face. "Oh, that." She says looking down.
"Yeah that! That's mostly why the guys were in trouble, they kept on talking about how hot Teddy looked." I say while giving Teddy my most hateful glare I can muster.
To my shock Arizona starts to jump and clap while saying, "Yay! It worked Teddy, it worked." Now I am deeply confused. What had worked?
"I don't want Teddy Calliope, all I want is you. But I was still upset about the Karev thing, and some of the nurses decided to tell me about other people you had slept with. I was insanely jealous so I thought that I would let you see how I felt, since you thought I was being petty." Arizona says with a smile.
"So all of that was you just getting back at me with Teddy." I ask dumbfounded, I knew she could play some evil tricks but this was just horrible.
"Yep and Teddy was able to get back at Alex about the whole Izzie thing, and because of his horrible track record." She says with a giggle as she takes my hand.
"That was mean." I mumble.
"I know, so I got you a gift. Do you want to see it?" She asks with a wicked smile. Whatever it is must be awesome so I shake my head yes.
She unties her coat and lets it drop to the floor. My draw drops with the coat.
"Like it?" She asks. I can't say anything I just nod again like an idiot. She laughs at me and kisses me with passion.
"It was part of a deal; I would by mine if Teddy bought hers." She tells me with a devilish smile.
"You actually bought that dress, if you can call it that. I don't think there's enough material to be called a dress." Christina says harshly.
"Oh my dear Christina, such harsh language, tsk tsk. Don't forget that I can make your days horrible by requesting for PED's then make your nights horrible by having fun with a certain brunette." Arizona says with a sweet smile. It was scary to see that she could say such horrible things with such a bright smile on her face.
The guys start to chuckle but stop when Lexie gives them a look.
"I'm going to go find Alex so that he can see my dress." Teddy says and starts to head off towards the elevators.
"I'll be off in thirty minutes, so you can either go home or stay here and wait for me." I tell her.
"I'll stay her with the guys." She tells me with a smile.
"Okay, they should really tell you about the conversatiomn they were having earlier it's pretty hilarious." I tell her as I walk off.
I would have to remember that Arizona could be very devious when she wanted to. Maybe I could steal her Heely's for revenge.
Okay so how did you like it? I wanted to add some Calazona in there since they are like my fave couple. Anyway there's going to be like two more chapters left and an Epilouge. OH and you should try out my other story High School Years.
Here's the question: Do you want me to write how Owen and Christina handled the whole thing with Preston? Let me know through, REVIEWS. Thanks for reaing so far.