Written and directed by
My Muse
Produced by
The Author
Executive Producer
Ditto
Starring
Julian Glover Carrie Fisher Jimmy Smits
as
Colonel M. J. Veers Princess Leia Organa Prince Bail Organa
Production designer
Author's imagination
Special Visual Effects
The author's skill + the readers' imagination
Music by
Take your pick, John Williams ought to be a good choice, though
Supporting Cast
Undersecretary Kilesa – Insert-least-favorite-actor-here
Miss Hevgon – Pretty in a cocktail dress, but you don't really see her face
Nihoan Lieutenant – Too much grime and exhaustion on his face to recognize
Volcano god fanatic – Could be anyone under those robes
Leader of the Alderaani strike team – I was thinking: Liam Cunningham
Lt. Koa – i.e. Daniel Bess
Stormtrooper #1 – Andy (I know who they are …)
Stormtrooper #2 – Philip (… even with the helmets off)
Alderaani Sec-chief – Peter Geddis
Tonuga Molokai – One of Serkis' Folk
Winter – Katee Sackhoff could probably pull it off
MedCorps officer – Army doctor, huh? I vote: Jude Law
Major Arabanth – Saw this guy once, at a SW convention, would've been perfect
Colonel Ilfur – Want the job, Michael?
Commander Sobaka – Or that one?
Major Lonrae – He's ladyofdarkstar's boy, ask her!
Young Ensign – Youngster-of-your-choice
Captain Skoor – That's up to Lcsaf
Cpt. Meno – Can't properly see, he's on combat-duty, wearing a helmet, duh!
Stormtroopers #3-10 – Same as before, plus their buddies
Pirates #1-6 – Arenberg, Crook, McNally … (hey, they had the resume!)
Lavender-haired lady – Your favorite Old Grand Dame in a cameo
Ezarin Soru – Hmm, someone suave, a young Baldwin, perhaps
Officer #1 – Not that important
Officer #2 – Ditto
Cadet #58 – Author cameo, yay!
Senator Basz – If I could, I'd cast Marlon Brando here, for a couple of lines that utterly steal the scene
Senator Telen – Hard one, that, how to find a forgettable face?
Dean of Carida Academy – John Franklyn-Robbins
Cadet Felth – The wiki wouldn't tell – Arthur Howell, maybe?
Lieutenant #1 – I picture JJ Field, for one …
Lieutenant #2 – … the other two guys …
Lieutenant #3 –… are up for grabs, though.
Farmboy – Mark Hamill
and
David Prowse / James Earl Jones as Darth Vader
Plenty of background people, who neither appear by name nor have a speaking role
Loosely based on the story first told by George Lucas and his team of professionals
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Still with me? Well, in that case … go on to the Outtakes!
(Majority vote decided. The rest of you will just have to live with it - that's democracy for you ;)