Luffy was in the corner of a room, singing to himself, loudly, "Lonelyyyyyyyy, I'm mr. Loooonelyyyyy..." And Nami walked by.
"She's in the bathroom, Luffy." She sighed.
"B-bu-but I m-miss herrrrrrr!!" He whined. Nami rolled her eyes. She got sick of hearing the same story over and over again. One person in the bathroom, another singing that stupid song.
Usopp covered his ears, groaning. "Shut that guy UP!!"
"Who?" He heard next to him. It was Suta.
"Oi, Luffy! She's back! You can shut up now!!" Luffy heard Usopp and looked at Suta, then jumped on his feet and hugged her as hard as he could.
"LUF-FY-CANT-BREATHE!" Luffy let go and backed away a little, afraid he might've almost KILLED her. (overactive imagination...)
Meanwhile, with the twins...
They were in another room and they were drawing on Namis maps, messing them up.
"You sure we should be doing this?" Takono asked.
"You've been here longer than I have, YOU tell ME!" Rokuu told her.
"AHH! HOLY CRAP SHE'S GONNA KILL US WHEN SHE SEES HER MAPS LIKE THIS!!" She freaked out.
"Well unlike you..." Rokuu smiled, holding up her colored maps. "I color IN the lines. They're prettier that way."
"Prettier than your face, thats for sure."
"My face looks like YOUR face. Dork."
"D'OH!" Then Nami walked in, with a dropped jaw and a cracking fist.
The twins frantically looked at her, then each other. "Um... uhhhhhhhhhhh... " They pointed at each other. "SHE DID IT! HER IDEA! NOT MINE!!"
On the outside of Nami's mapping room (or whatever you call it) you could hear punches and painful screaming, and curses.
Sanji Poo (Takonos cousin): AND TELLITUBBIES AND HANNAH MONTANA AND PICKLES AND TEA AND RICE AND MOOSE CAKE AND PICKLEPIE AND THE TWINS WERE FLYING ALL OVER THE ROOM! P.s. people who go on fanfiction, damn you for kicking me off fanfiction! i had wonderful stories to tell!
Takono: you didnt write any stories!
Sanji Poo: SHH!! DONT TELL THEM THAT... GOD DAMMIT! SHUT THE FRICK UP!! I WAS FROZEN FOR 30 FRICKN YEARS!!
Takono: thank you, dr evil dramatic chipmunk!
Sanji Poo: youre welcome!
Takono: whyre you called 'sanji poo' anyway? are you his doodie zombie? the DENGUIN??
Sanji Poo: we were in an rv trip to vermont and we were on fanfiction and we were reading that chopperman christmas story, and i saw sanji in it and then my brother had just taken a huge dump, and i thought 'eww...' stinky... smelly... poo... and then i thought of sanji... great hair.
Takono: yup.
Sanji Poo: and then I made up 'SANJI POO!!"
Takono and Sanji Poo: back to the story!
Sanji: my hair does rock... totally, uber, its actually OOBER. SANJI POO STOP WRITING WHAT I'M SAYING!! I mean uh... oops...
Takono: (cracking up)
Sanji and Sanji Poo: my low voice makes me sound like arnold schwartzennader (TO BE OR NOT TO BE! TERMINATED!!)
(back to the story)
Takono: MEG!
Sanji: (spits)
Sanji Poo: (farts) tee hee!
Now back to the story before Sanji Poo eats us all!
Sanji Poo: I'm WATCHING you...
Takono: sanji the doodie head version is watching us!!
Nami: thats the ORIGINAL sanji.
Sanji: (sob) Nami-swannn...
NOW BACK TO THE STORY FOR REALS!!
The twins walked out of the room, beat and bruised up.
Chopper turned around, screaming, thinking they were monsters cuz of the huge bumps on their heads. and arms. and backs. and whatever else.
Suddenly, the sky turned to dark polka dot magenta pink. (pink pashmina! la dee dada!! that was the horn on the...)
"UFO!!" Everyone shouted. A green light shone onto Zoro.
"Wow. Your family really knows how to make an introduction!" Takono told him.
Zoro snored, and opened his eyes. "Wha? I was napping."
The light slowly brought down a boy with light brown chestnut hair and brown eyes.
It disappeared, and the boy fell flat on his face from 6 feet off the ground.
"Owieeeeeeeeeee!! Taco! Kiss it better!!"
Takono walked up to the boy and recognized him. "Where?"
"My big, jiggly, squishily, moobish, pooish, jose jalepenoish,um... superman returns, um... puppies, um... you get the point!"
"Um... its big but no."
"Do these pink custom Michael Jackson dark polka dot magenta pink 'pink pashmina la dee dada' pants make my huge big squishy oober squishy slimy jelly tan buttocks look big? DO THEY?! HUH?!"
"Yes." The twins answered
"Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyy, My names SANJI POO!!" Everyone looked at Sanji immediately, who had a dropped jaw. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
"Why 'Sanji Poo'?" Nami asked.
"Well, it's a funny story, actually... you see... I was looking at his smelly, cruddy, pooish, stunky, slimy, squishily, jigglish, ugly photo, and I threw up poo. And then a kid came out of a corner, and his mouth became big and at least 500 feet off the ground and screamed..."HEYYYY EVERYONE, MAH NAME PUDGEY. PUDGEY KNOW YOU ALL WANNA KNOW WHO PUDGEY IS RIGHT. CAUSE IF YOU DONT PUDGEY GONNA GET ANGRY!! PUDGEY LIKE PIE AND PICKELS AND TEA AND RICE AND PICKLE PIE AND ICE CREAM AND BEANS AND POOPY... AND THATS WHAT PUDGEY LIKE! PUDGEYS A FARTY MAN!!"
Everyone (cept Sanji) was cracking up, not breathing at all. Sanji was getting mad and his knuckles were cracking.
"'PUDGEY GOTS A PRETTY LIL LADY CUZ HE TOO IRRESISTABLE FO' YOU!! PUDGEY LIKE PIE! AND UH... UH... AND LADIES AND UH... AND CHOCOLATE PICKLE SAUCE! MMM... PUDGEY LIKE CHOCOLATE PICKLE SAUCE... WHAT, HEY HEY! HEY YOU! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!? ARE YOU LOOKING AT MAH BIG SQUISHY MUSHY JELLY-TAN BIG FAT ROUND FLOPPY SCHLOPPY FLA-SCHLOPPILY SQUISHIER THAN SQUISHY AND SQUISHY AWESOMNLY SQUISHY SQUISHY BIG ROUND FLOPPY PLOPPY SHIMBLE BLOPILY FATTY MC FAT FAT FATTY FATTIER FATTIEST BUTTOCKS?!' And he ran and he ran and he ran and he ran and he--'"
"Excuse me, what does this have to do with anything? Get to the point!" Nami asked.
"Alright! Alright! I tells ya!" Sanji Poo jumped on Namis shoulders and sat on her face and farted up her nose and in her mouth. She fainted from the bad gas, and her face turned bright pink. (pink pashmina! la dee dada!)
"The point ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... pink pashminas rock! Pink pashmina! la dee--" BONK! Zoro and Luffy punched Sanji Poo in the head. "Thats not what she meant!"
"ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! Sheesh. you're worse than my mother. Anyway, he ran and ran and tripped on a leaf and into the ocean, where he tried to tell a whale, and it ate him. He farted, and it died. It spittededededededededededededededededededededededed him out, and spittededededededededededededededededededededed itself into a poopie ball. Poopie ballllllssssssssssssssss!!" He licked his lips. And said "PFFFFFFFFFFFFTHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!! NO!! I DIED!!" The twins, Luffy and Suta started running around screaming the same thing. "AHHH!! HE DIEDD!! POOR SANJI POO!!"
"He's right here telling the story." Zoro corrected with a sweatdrop.
"Oh." They all calmed down.
"ANYWAYYYYYYYY!!" Sanji Poo resumed. "He swam up and yelled 'PUDGEY COME BACK TO FART ON YOU ALL!! HE COMIN' BACK, Y'AWLL!!' and he died smelling his own doodie, which he did in his pants 5 hours before and said 'EWWWWWWWWWW!! DOODIE!! DOODILY DOOD DOODIEEEEE!! DOOD I JUST DOODIED IN MY PANTS, DOOD!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODIE POO!!' and then me kept screaming out 'DOODIE POOOOO!!' OH! DOODIE POO! I DIED AGAIN!!' And when he died he said 'PFFTH!! EWWW!! DOODIE POO!! I SMELL LIKE TEA! AND PICKLES! AND DOODIE POO!! AWWW DOODIE! I DOOD A DOODIE DOOD THAT SMELLS DOOOOOOOOODIEEEEE POOOOOO!!' and he died. And I looked at Sanjis bounty and thought 'DOODIE POO!! DOODIE POO!! WHAT DID YOU DO?! DOODIE POO ALL OVER THE DOODIE?! YOU LOOK LIKE A SQOOISHAY POODJAY MOOSHAY OOSHAY! MISTA DOOSHAY!!' And then I named myself Sanji Poo in honor of his mushy, squishy, smelly, doodie, pooish, pink pashmina la dee dada chimpmunkey poopy butt that looks like his face. The end."
Everyone almost died of laughter. Except Nami who was KO'd like the hulk and Sanji, who was mad as hell.
"No, the real reason was that I saw his bounty and it looked pooish so I named myself Sanji Poo in honor of his pervy pooish poopie DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODIEEEEEEEE POOOOOOOOOOO!! Face."
DOODIE POO!! (bwahaha)
"And Thus I leave. But first..." He walked up to Sanji and yelled, "AH-RANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! BUY ME A T-YOYYYYYYYYYYY!! SANJI!! DOODIE POO!! DOODIE!! POO!! DOODIE!! POOOOOOOOOOO!!" Sanji was so mad, he kicked him into the ocean. The UFO was already gone. Sanji Poo came out of the water and said, " AHHHHHHHH!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODIIIIIE!! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! AH-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN! I WANT A GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEE!!"
The twins almost died laughing still. (Sanji Poo: (fart) tee-hee! (sniffsniff) EWW!! DOODIE POO!! DOODIE!!)
I know the story isn't too serious, because my cousin, 'Sanji Poopoo doodie pants' is here helping me write it. I seriousley died laughing trying to type it.
Sanji Poo: um...hello world(fan fiction) i am sanji poo, the creator of laughter and DOODIE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
yeah dooodie poo is very smelly, skwoosheeeeeeee and comes out of my tuuuuushhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiii. SUSHII is good for my osshy squishy ooberishy tuberishly squishy mushy tushy, but enough talking about tushies. The main reasons why I am here is...
Takono and Sanji Poo: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POOOOOOOOO!! AH-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! I WANT A TEEEOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! AH-RAAAAAAAAAAAAN!! PLEASE BUY ME A TOYYYYYYYYY AH-RANNNNNNNNNNNNN!! OR ELSE WE MAKE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDIE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Sanji Poo: and pudgey sent me a meshin' message for all you fanfiction readers--
Pudgey: PUDGEY COMIN TO HIS PINK PASHMINA ! LA DEE DADA!! MICHAEL JACKSON PANTS CUZ HES WEARING IT STLYSHIEEEEEEEE!! AND NOW ITS TIME FOR MY SONG! THE PUDGEY SONG! OH! OH! OH!! PUDGIE LIKE PIE! PUDGIE LIKE PICKLES! PUDGIE LIKE TEA! PUDGIE LIKE RICE! PUDGEY LUV THEM PINK PASHMINA! SAYIN PINK PASHMINA! LA DEE DADA!! dun. (dies and farts) DOODIE POOOOOOOOO!!