Misa
Now that Light had one girl on the pole, he needed another. And it just so happened that he was engaged to one.
'Light! I'm here! I was so exited, when you called and said you wanted me to lick your pole!'
'That's good Misa! But, I don't think you interpreted it right. Not my pole, but a pole.'
Misa looked disappointed. Light pointed to the pole full of people.
'So, why does Light-kun want MisaMisa to lick this pole?'
Light was glad that, by now, there was too many people on the pole for Misa to clearly see Mikami.
'Well, I had just asked Mikami to do it, and he said no, and that made me sad. I figured, since Mikami doesn't love me anymore, then maybe you don't, either, and I wanted to check to see... but, if you don't want to...'
'Oh, but MisaMisa wants to do it! MisaMisa still loves Light-kun, unlike stupid Mikami. MisaMisa will lick pole for Light-kun.'
Light smiled evilly. This was too easy.