This chapter is based around a familiar game and the results that it leads to.

(Me, Aang, Sokka, and Zuko were in the living room.)

Me: Man, I'm bored. I want to do something.

Aang: (cheerful) We could ride on our air scooters.

Sokka: We can't air bend Aang.

Aang: (disappointed) Oh yeah.

Me: Why do I feel like I'm surrounded be idiots?

Sokka: What about you Zuko?

Zuko: (sleeping)

Aang: Zuko? (snaps a finger in front of Zuko)

Zuko: (eyes snap open) (talking really fast) Double patty triple bacon cheeseburger!

(Me, Aang, and Sokka start laughing at Zuko.)

Zuko: Quit laughing you peasants!

Me: Okay, Zokuka.

Zuko: It's Zozi...wait, I mean Zuzu...no! I...ARGH! (hair lights on fire)

Sokka: Hair's on fire.

Zuko: (lets out a high pitched scream as he runs toward the bathroom where he dunks his head in the toilet. He then flushes the toilet while his head is in it to help put out the fire)

Me: He's a real man giving himself a swirly like that.

Zuko: (shouting from the bathroom) Shut up!

Aang: So what are we going to do?

(Suddenly Ty Lee pops out from behind the couch)

Ty Lee: Let's play spin the bottle!

(Me, Aang, and Sokka jump when she appeared)

Me: (startled) Cheese and crackers! Can you not appear so suddenly like that and no we're not playing spin the bottle.

Ty Lee: Please?

Me: No! You can't make me play that game!

(A few minutes later I'm sitting in a circle with Aang, Katara, Toph, Sokka, Azula, Zuko, Mai, and Ty Lee. There is a bottle in the center of the circle obviously.)

Me: (to Ty Lee) I can't believe you made me play this game.

Ty Lee: (smiles) You couldn't resist my puppy dog eyes.

Me: Curse my weakness to cute facial expressions.

Azula: Why am I in this game? I refuse to play.

Mai: Same here.

Me: Oh no. I'm stuck in this game so I making sure you two stay in it to. Besides if you refuse I'll post those pictures of you two from the weekend party onto the Internet.

Azula and Mai: (growling) I hate you.

Me: Thank you. Now, who is going to go first?

Aang: I guess I'll go. (reaches for the bottle)

Me: Hold on, first some rules.

1. You can't kiss someone who is the same gender for that is gross and against the laws of nature. (As far as I believe.)

2. No kissing someone you are related too for the same reasons as rule number 1.

3. You must kiss the person you get as long as it doesn't mess with the first two rules.

4. Whatever happens here no one must speak of because if a word about this leaves any one's lips you don't even want to think about what I'm going to do to you.

Now we can continue.

(Aang spins the bottle.) (thinking) I hope I get Katara.

(The bottle stops spinning. Aang looks at the person the bottle is pointing at to find Azula.

Azula: (evil glare)

Aang: (shivers) (blows at the bottle making it point at Katara)

Sokka: Hey! Aang cheated!

Me: Aang, you got Azula so you have to do her.

Aang: What? I can't kiss Azula. She's really scary.

Me: (shoves Aang and Azula into an empty closet and locks the door) You have 5 minutes. Make it worth your while.

Aang: (looking at Azula and shivering in fear) Um...do you come here often? (gives a nervous smile)

Azula: (low and growling voice) You are dead.

Aang: (gulps)

(Outside of the closet everyone can here Aang screaming while Azula is attacking him.)

Katara: (worried) Shouldn't we do something.

Toph: (while laughing) No way! I'm greatly enjoying this. Hahahaha!

Me: (to the door) Aang, are you alright?

(Aang lets out a scream.)

Me: I'm sorry was that a yes?

(Aang screams again.)

Me: Oh, it's a yes. (to Katara) See? Aang is perfectly fine. (looks at my watch) Okay, 5 minutes have passed.

(I open the door and Aang falls out with burns, cuts, scrapes, etc. etc.)

Me: Why did you tell me you were okay if you weren't Aang?

(Aang just gives me a glare as he returns to the circle. Azula walks out of the closet with a pleased smile on her face.)

Me: Did you even kiss him?

Azula: No. You got a problem with that?

Me: Well, no. But still, you were supposed to kiss him.

Azula: Fine. (grabs Aang and drags him back it to the closet while he is kicking and screaming and shuts the door) (Azula walks out of the closet and sits back in the circle)

Me: (I look in the closet to see Aang completely frozen in shock.) I guess he didn't like it.

A few minutes later...

(Aang is lying on the couch still frozen.)

Me: Okay let's continue. Aang should snap out of it soon enough.

Zuko: I'll go. (spins the bottle and it lands on Katara)

Me: (shoves Zuko and Katara into the closet) 5 minutes.

Five minutes later...

(I opened the door to find Zuko completely frozen in a block of ice.)

Me: Well, he got chilled out didn't he?

Katara: He got too hotheaded so I cooled him off.

Me: Did you kiss him?

Katara: If he comes near me again, I'll make sure his insides are frozen and not the outsides.

Me: So he did kiss you.

a few minutes later...

(Zuko is out on the front lawn so that the sun can thaw him out. A newspaper hits him causing him to fall onto his side. He lets out a muffled groan.)

Me: Okay, Who goes next?

Sokka: I'll go next since I'm a man. (spins the bottle)

Me: A man doesn't scream like a girl when he sees a spider in the bathroom.

Sokka: Hey! That spider was the size of my hand.

Me: Sure, it was.

(The bottle lands on Toph.)

Toph: So, who is kissing Sokka?

Me: You.

Toph: (blushes slightly)

(I shove Sokka and Toph into the closet.) Five minutes make it worth it. Put the lime in the coconut mix it all up.

Sokka: What?

Me: Nothing.

Five minutes later...

(I open the closet to find a beat up, unconscious Sokka.) Oh, come on! What's with you girls beating up the guys tonight eh?

(Sokka is lying on the ground next to Aang. Aang is still frozen like a statue.)

Me: (Looking at Mai and Ty Lee who are the only to girls left in the circle since the others had to leave for beating up the guys. Nobody made a big deal of it though.) Great, I'm stuck choosing between a over-cheerful gymnast and an over-gloomy knife thrower.

Mai: Just shut up and spin you nincompoop.

Me: Hey, that's my word! Oh forget it.

(I spin the bottle and it lands on Mai) Why do I always get the sourpusses?

Mai: What was that?

(Ty Lee pushes me and Mai into the closet and locks the door.) Five minutes.

Mai: If you come near me I will kill you.

Me: Like I could get any nearer then right next to you. You're probably afraid to kiss me aren't you?

Mai: What? I'm not afraid!

Me: No, I actually meant you don't got the guts to.

Mai: I do have the guts too!

Me: If you do you will do it right now.

(Mai grabs my shoulders.)

Me: What? Hey! I wasn't seri...

(I get cut off by Mai's kiss. I just go along with it. We back apart after about 15.6 seconds.)

Me: (slightly dazed) Whoa, I didn't expect you to take that seriously.

Mai: (slightly smiling) You know for a serious pain in the neck on a daily basis you're a pretty good kisser.

Me: I would say the same about you for being all gloomy most of the time.

Mai: Once more?

Me: Okay.

(Me and Mai kiss again for longer this time.)

Mai: (pulls out a dagger) I'm going to have to kill you now you know.

Me: At least I got to kiss a girl before death came onto me. One more time?

Mai: (smiles) Sure.

(Me and Mai start kissing for even longer. This time Ty Lee opens the door and takes a picture of the two of us while we were kissing.)

Ty Lee: (smiles) Mai, I finally get to see you happy.

Me: You can do what you want.

Mai: Thank you. (turns to Ty Lee and glares angrily while pulling out a large dagger)

Ty Lee: (starts backing away from Mai with a look of total fear on her face)

(Mai chases after Ty Lee who runs away screaming. They both run out the front door and down the street. On the way Ty Lee slips on a rotten banana peel and lands on her face. Mai jumps onto her and... well, to be blunt, Ty Lee got hurt really badly.)

(I sit on the chair next to the couch that Aang is lying on. The other girls already left the room to do other stuff. I ponder about what happened.)

Me: (sigh) Well, tonight wasn't as bad as I expected. I found a girl that likes me even though she always threatens to kill me. Interesting twist there, kissing the girl that has been plotting my death. At least I was the only one that didn't get beat up tonight. But, I wonder if Mai has been holding back on me or if she has been giving it her all the other day. I still don't understand...

Sokka: (interrupts) You talk way to much.

Me: (slams my fist onto his head) Quiet puppy tail.

Sokka: (rubbing his head) It's a warrior's wolf tail.

Me: Just shut up.

Sokka: (growls) Look, I have had enough of your...

Me: (points to his head) Spider.

Sokka: (gives off a girly scream and runs away and ends up crashing into the wall, knocking himself out)

Me: He is an idiot.

Aang: (snaps out of it finally) Oh...what happened?

Me: Azula kissed you.

Aang: (says nothing)

Me: Aang?

(I check Aang and found that he went into shock again.)

Me: Shouldn't have told him that.

(Zuko walks into the house still half frozen. He gives me a firey glare then hustles to the bathroom.)

Me: Don't stick your head into the toilet again.

Zuko: (from the bathroom) Shut up!

A few minutes later...

Me: Man, I'm bored.

Did you like this chapter? Sorry that it took so long. I kind of had a mental block or something like that which was why this chapter took a while. Honesty, I like Mai in the show. That whole depressed attitude makes her attractive. Anyway, RR please!