Well, I don't know if I'm going to get any more reviews out of this fic. But I might as well finish it. Yeah, I can do that while I think up new ideas for KNIGHTS. Anyway, please be sure to leave a review.

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CHAPTER 10: THE GOOD OLD DAYS

10,000 years ago

the past

We begin at the Nintendo State Boys College, dorm room 285. The two room mates who accomidated it were none other than Link and Roy. The room basically looked like a hurricane had come through it. The floor was littered with greasy pizza boxes and dirty articles of clothing. And the walls were plastered with posters of Hylian bikini models. Link (who was wearing a dirty ACDC shirt and ripped blue jeans) drained a can of beer before belching loudly. "Look." he said, placing the empty can on a VERY large beer can castle. "Yet another testimate to my ability to pound the brewskies." Link said, stepping back to admire his work.

Roy was sitting at the computer. He was dressed similar to Link, but with a headband, a Led Zepplin shirt, and non-ripped blue jeans. "You know, maybe you should throw those things out. Cause, they're collecting fruit flys." Roy said, looking at the large swarm of flies around Link's masterpiece.

"Yes, they are hovering around the display. They are in awe of my ability to drink." Link said.

"Dude, do you remember that exam that's like, tomorrow?" Roy said, turning down the stereo wich Link had set to full blast. "Cause like, were you going to study for it?" Roy asked.

"I sold my books. Screw them, man! Plus, books are for nerds." Link said.

"Well maybe you should save some of that book money for laundry. Because your sheets are getting pretty gross, man." Roy said, looking at Link's bed wich was covered in crusty old bed sheets.

"What sheets? I don't have sheets." Link said, jumping on to his bed wich caused the sheets to crumble to pieces.

"Ew." Roy said under his breath.

"I'm so glad the computer hooked us up as room mates. We are friends forever, you and I!" Link proclaimed happily.

"Yeah... I'm pretty psyched about it." Roy said with obvious sarchasm.

Just then, a rift opened up in the middle of the room. And Mewtwo and Marth stepped out. "Oh Farore, it's the RA!" Link yelled, leaping off the bed and running into the closet. Mewtwo simply opened the closet door. "Sup, bro? You want to hacky sack?" Link said meekly.

"Can we just kill him?" Marth asked, taking out his flame thrower yet again.

"Yeah, do it, seriously. Cause I get straight As if he gets killed." Roy urged.

Mewtwo picked up one of the few books on Link's dresser and wiped the dust off. "Remeadiel verbs? You're studying that?" Mewtwo asked in confusion.

"I say speak to the hand to that crap. I'm not getting up at eleven in the morning!" Link said.

"In order to create that Insane-o-Flex, you'd have to have an advanced knowledge of mechanics and robot hydrorhythms. Do you?" Mewtwo asked.

"See, I learned how to help Timmy find his Deku Nuts." Link said, holding up a children's book. Inside was a maze with a Deku Scrub at the starting end and a pile of Deku Nuts at the end. Link had drawn (and scribbled out) several lines that lead to dead ends. Before he finally drew a line going from start to finish through every barrier.

"Please let me kill him." Marth said to Mewtwo.

-present time-

The entire city was now under siege by the baby Insane-o-Flexs. The time rift reopened in the Super Smash Force's home. Zelda, Kirby, Link and Roy were waiting for them. Marth and Mewtwo stepped out of the rift. "Uh oh, my clothes didn't make it through the time rift. I'm totally nude." Marth said, oblivious to the fact that his clothes were still on.

"Nice going, you saved the future." Zelda said to Mewtwo.

Mewtwo grabbed Link by his ear. "You told me he invented the Insane-o-Flex." Mewtwo said to Zelda angrily.

"I will! I know I do!" Link yelled.

"Did you even study robotics in college? You didn't did you?" Mewtwo asked, releasing Link's ear.

"Hell no, he majored in pottery, man." Roy said.

"Well is there like a giant pot that destroys the world that I might've glazed?" Link asked.

There was long silence. Wich was broken by Marth who said "You can stare at my genitles.".

"You totally didn't save the future! My vacation is ruined!" Zelda said.

"If he didn't create this thing, then who did?" Mewtwo asked Zelda.

"Well I guess I don't know." Zelda said.

"No, you don't know shit. Thousands of years ago, all you do is ramble these string words together that make up ridiculous stories of things that never happen and never will." Mewtwo said.

"Oh... well then what do you make of this?" Zelda asked. With that, she pulled her hair over to the left, exposing the right side of her neck. On it was a tattoo of the same "M" shape that the Insane-o-Flex's core chip was shaped like. "I can feel it coming in the air tonight. I've been waiting for this moment all my life." Zelda sang as Mewtwo's eyes widened with realization.

"My... father." Mewtwo said in shock.

"Yes... no...yes, your father." Zelda said. "Thousands of years ago..." Zelda began.

"No no, that's all right. I know what you're talking about." Mewtwo said. "Uuh... hey look, a caterpiller." Mewtwo said, pointing to a corner of the living room.

"What, where?" Zelda said exitedly, rushing off to the corner.

"Where is this caterpiller?" Link asked with equal enthusiasm.

"Right here." Mewtwo said, pointing to a small caterpiller. Roy, Link and Zelda gathered around. "Yeah, just keep on looking." Mewtwo said. "Come on, let's get out of here." he said, dragging Marth and Kirby outside.

"Hello little caterpiller." Link said to the tiny bug. "Destroy him!" he ordered before Zelda used Din's Fire on the unsespecting caterpiller.

END OF CHAPTER: 10

All right, finally updated. I had actually abandoned this project, but I decided I might as well finish it. So, leave a review... please.