Written by the Legendary Type-Null, he's also writting the next chapter after this one, woohoo.

Last time on Kamen Writer Waffle Kai, Waffle fought Frieza on the Planet Namek. There he also fought Cooler, who thought the people were called Namekains. What a loser.

Back to our regularly scheduled Waffle.

Waffle was skipping through the streets of Townsville. He was currently in a good mood. For you see, on the internet Waffle had finally found the deal of a lifetime. Someone was selling the deluxe Mach Driver Fire for a cheap thirty bucks. What made the deal even better, was the fact that it was being sold in the same city. So he wouldn't have to worry about shipping fees. He was just going to visit in person and pay for it. Meanwhile, his good friend Bryan and his partner in heroism Ivory were staring at him from a small distance away.

"I wonder what Waffle's so happy about." The bat did the best attempt at a shrug he could do. [I dunno, he kept saying something about a fire.] Bryan then nodded "Go with him and make sure he doesn't burn anything down." {Roger that!}

And so, Ivory flew over to where Waffle was right before he ducked into an alleyway. Which was apparently where the item was being sold. But as soon as he walked in, he saw a bunch of people in suits. One of them was holding a large black suitcase. Before Waffle could ask any questions, all of the men pulled out USBs and stuck it in their necks.

[MASQUARADE!]

They had all transformed into Dopants! Waffle proceeded to pout, and then Ivory bit him on the neck. Causing chains to materialize around his waist, which formed into his belt. "Maaan. I was so looking forward to that Mach Driver!" Waffle then grabbed Ivory and thrusted him forwards "Henshin!" He then attached the bat to his belt.

Ivory then proceeded to punch one of the Masquerade Dopants. One smash cut later, Waffle walked out of the alleyway with the suitcase one of the grunts were holding. Bryan walked over to the rider "Did you get anything good?" Waffle then wordlessly opened the briefcase to reveal that it was a Korean knock off toy of Kamen Rider Drive's Drive Driver. Apparently the evil men couldn't even be bothered to give it the right label. Bryan put a hand on his friend's shoulder. "It's okay buddy, we'll get one next time."

Waffle only nodded slowly. Ivory then detached from the belt and the suit shimmered away. "Come on Waffle, let's go get some lunch. It'll cheer you up."

"No it won't."

"Well, it can definitely try to. I'm thinking we can go get some mexican food."

And so, a half an hour later. Bryan and Waffle sat down at a table at the local mall. Turned out that it didn't have any mexican food, so the two ultimately settled on some good 'ol Wendy's. Waffle was barely picking at his food, still kinda bummed out by earlier events. However, just then someone walked into Waffle's view and his eyes widened. He then lowered his head and tried to hide behind his food. Bryan raised a eyebrow and started to turn his head so he could find out what Waffle was looking at. But then the Rider said "No don't look. It's her."

Walking a few feet away from the table, was that Taco girl! She then turned to see both Waffle and Bryan. In particular, she saw that Waffle looked super nervous. She then brought out her phone and started to type in it. Waffle then heard his own phone go off and he took it out of his pocket. He saw that it was from Taco, and he decided to respond.

The conversation went like this:

Taco: Sup? You look like you're shitting your pants.

Waffle: Whaaa? Nah. I'm just resting my head against the table.

Taco: Shouldn't you be focusing on the grub?

Waffle: I'm uh. Not hungry.

Taco: Cool, I'm gonna join you guys.

Waffle muttered a curse under his breath as the girl walked over and took a seat next to Bryan. Who was somewhat surprised to see her. Mostly he was worried about her and Waffle fighting again. He happened to like eating his food in peace. Taco grabbed Waffle's side dish, and started to eat it herself. "So, what have you guys been up to?"

"Not much." The group sat there in silence for a few moments. Unsure of what could be said at the current moment. That was until "So… What do you like about Faiz?"

"Well, y'know. What's there not to like about Faiz? Good characters, cool suits, catchy songs."

"Eh, some of the music is kinda hit or miss."

"What do you mean? It's all pretty good."

"That Rider Chips song isn't the best, honestly."

"Okay you're kind of right for that one. But you can't tell me that Dead Or Alive isn't amazing."

Bryan proceeded to start to tune everything out as the two started to debate Tokusatsu soundtrack. And boy were they at it for awhile.

A few hours later, the three were walking out of the mall. Waffle and Taco were still talking animatedly about rider inserts, when suddenly the three of them heard the sound of an explosion! "So, uh guys I just remembered that I have uh…" Waffle scratched his cheek nervously. Trying to come up with a reason why he was gonna leave and fight the monster. Bryan that blurted out "There's a midnight release for a game we're playing!"

Taco then looked at the two like they were crazy. Lying was one thing, but they had to make a really bad one? Waffle then squeaked out a "Yes! It's very important let's go Bryan!" He then grabbed his friend and ran off. By the time they were out of the frame, Taco pulled out a phone and called someone. "Yeah this is Agent A…. God fine. It's Agent Be-"

Waffle and Bryan arrived to see some weird green insect monster punching a car. It seemed to be pretty lame, only being able to dent it. Next to it was a flaming pile of scrap metal. No doubt that was the source of the explosion. "How long do you think it took to make the first car explode?"

"Probably like a couple hundred punches."

"Hmm." Ivory then flew over to Waffle and bit his neck, causing the belt to appear. Waffle then grabbed Ivory and thrusted him forward and said "Henshin!" His armor then formed around his body, and he dashed forward and kicked the giant insect to the ground! Waffle then proceeded to do one of his most powerful attacks, kicking someone while they're down. Specifically in the stomach. However, after a few kicks Waffle's foot was caught and pushed back. The monster then stood up.

Meanwhile, Bryan looked at the fight and noted something in particular about this Dopant. Waffle had the exact same realization as he was staring at the beast.

"Wow that's just a Worm from Kabuto! How'd they get a Gaia Memory for that?" The Worm then started to glow and changed into an all new form! The first thing Waffle would note was that it kinda resembled one of those bugs he saw in Kamen Rider once. What was it? He think it was the one Stronger was based off of. But it had a huge horn protruding from it's forehead, and it was all red and stuff. Looked to be pretty heavily armored too!

"So… What is your memory anyways? Is it like, Worm? Or is it Alien, and your ability is to-"

"Clock Up."

"Clock U-" Waffle was then caught off guard by the monster suddenly speeding up to insane speeds and punching him in the chest. Causing him to get launched into a nearby car. "Ow… Thank god this didn't explode."

{Waffle look out!} Waffle then jumped away from the car, narrowly avoiding getting kicked by the Dopant. "Well! If you're gonna be like that, then I got the perfect answer for you!" Waffle then grabbed his Wake Up fuestle and got ready to give it to Ivory. However he then blinked, and it wasn't in his hand anymore! Waffle then looked over at his opponent, who was looking at the dark blue item. While Waffle did have to admit that it was pretty cool to look at, it just wasn't nice to steal someone's thing. So Waffle pulled out a second Fuestle and quickly jammed it into Ivory's mouth. Who coughed before saying {Wyvern Katana!} The sword then flew onto the scene!

"Hey Ivory, where do these things come from anyways?" Ivory then shrugged from where he was on the belt. {Hey sword guy do you want to answer us?} The sword then flew into Waffle's hands and changed him into his Wyvern Form! The rider then ran forward and swiped at the monster, who moved out of the way of that slash. It proceeded to dodge the next couple of slashes, before Waffle suddenly kicked the monster's hand which caused the fuestle to go flying out of his hand.

Waffle then bumped it with his sword, which caused it to drop right into Ivory's mouth. {Oh geez! Give me a warning next time! Wake Up!} Ivory then flew off the rider's belt and unsealed the chained leg. Waffle then went in for a side kick however right before it hit the Worm, Waffle found himself in front of a car. Which he kicked, and it exploded. Right in his face.

Ivory just kinda stared in shock from where he was floating at. A couple feet away from where Waffle was. Then, Waffle walked out of the flames and then fell to his knees. "That was… a thing. Yes." Waffle then pulled out another fuestle and threw it at Ivory. "Use it to call the castle before we die." Ivory caught it with his mouth and played a tune.

Next thing you know, a fireball was sent flying at the Dopant. Who disappeared before it could be struck. A giant flying castle dragon then flew in and abducted Waffle, Ivory, and Bryan. Basically it was just Castle Doran, because apparently there are more of its kind?

Anyways, once the three were inside the castle. The Wyvern Katana morphed into something that quickly flew off further into the castle. Bryan poked Waffle a few times before the boy suddenly sprang up and yelled out "IT'S CLOCK UP!"

"Clock Up?"

"Limited super speed. Looks like we're gonna have to figure out how we're gonna counter that. Bryan, we're gonna have to get in contact with God… Reluctantly, because I don't like that guy."

"Why not just… do what you did with Hikaru and the others and make something yourself?" Waffle then gave Bryan a confused look with a raised eyebrow. "Listen man, if I could just snap my fingers and-" Waffle had snapped his fingers at that very moment and a super heavy briefcase suddenly materialized into his hand. It also caused him to fall onto his face. "Ow…" Waffle then picked himself up and opened the briefcase to see blueprints and… the parts of a Zector from Kabuto???

"That's it! I'm gonna build this, and then use it to beat that Worm guy!" Ivory then gasped {You mean you're gonna abandon me after just two chapters of being together?}

"No, no, Ivory. This will only be temporary, until I beat that dude. Or I need to go really fast. Like when I'm late for class, or my mom yells at me to clean my room or-" {Waffle I need some time alone.} Ivory then flew off, leaving Waffle and Bryan alone with the case. Waffle immediately went to work, trying to figure out which parts connected to what. "Uh… Waffle?"

"Yeah?"

"I know this is gonna sound crazy… but what if I used that Zector to help you." Waffle then paused for a second to think about it. "I mean, you probably can. I don't think Zector's have any restrictions as for who can use them physically. And I doubt this one should have any quirks like choosing it's master. Hopefully it doesn't anyways. But…" Waffle paused as he tried to jam one part into another. "It's dangerous stuff. You saw what happened out there. You could get really hurt, and I'm not sure if I wanna see that happen."

"And I'm pretty sure I don't wanna see you get messed up." Waffle then turned to look at Bryan with a look of surprise on his face. "Bro…" The two then stared at each other for a few moments. Just then, they heard something in the castle and they turned their heads in the direction of it. It seemed to be further down the hall, where the Wyvern Katana had gone. "You think there's anything else here?"

"Well, from what I understand from the little Kiva I did watch there's supposed to be a set of three." Bryan then gulped before standing up "Well, wouldn't hurt to go say hi right?"

"You know what? You're right!" Waffle then packed the stuff into the suitcase and picked it up. The two teens then walked further into the castle. After a bit of walking they would find… A dining room? It had all the furniture a dining room would have, a massive wooden table. A bunch of chairs at that table. No food though, looks like that was yet to be served. Waffle ran over to the table and placed the suitcase on it. "Well, this should make it mildly easier than sitting on the floor." Bryan then nodded in agreement.

The two sat down and opened the suitcase. "Where do you think Ivory went?" Waffle then shrugged before picking up another piece "He'll probably be back." Then, a giant lizard flew down from the ceiling and landed on the table. It's scales were a deep black and it had no arms! But it had wings! Massive wings! In its mouth was Ivory, who was looking pretty scared. It then dropped the bat onto the table "I assume this is your's." It then flew off even further into the castle. Ivory immediately flew up to Waffle's chest and did his best attempt at a hug. {Oh my god Waffle that was so scary!}

"So, I guess that's the sword. Wonder if we could see the other two while we're here…" "Hey! No getting distracted, not unless you want me to finish this all on my own!" Bryan then showed that he already finished creating the base of the device. "Like I'll let you!" And so, the two got into a competition over building the damn thing.

A few rooms away, the Wyvern touched down. To his side, there were two people at a table playing checkers. One was female and was wearing a nice combination of a orange hoodie and shorts combo. She also had two fox ears for whatever reason. Across from her was a regular looking guy wearing a red hawaiian shirt and blue jeans. Though he was notably starting to fall asleep.

The girl turned to look at the Wyvern "Well, look who the cat dragged in. How was your day, Leo?"

"I got blown up. Push my buttons and I will actually eat you." The red guy then replied with "You act like you didn't walk through the door with them already pushed." The Wyvern, now known as Leo, swiped at the man with his tail. But it only went through him, it was like he went intangible or something! He then growled and hit the ground. "Accursed ghost!" He then walked away into another room. The man then sighed and went back to looking at the board. He then moved one of his pieces "Do you ever think he gets too angry?"

The girl then grabbed one of her pieces and quickly captured all of the ghost's tiles. He didn't even react to it. "Well dear, I'm afraid we can't all be as well behaved as you are."

"Hm. I guess that's fair."

The next day!

Waffle and Bryan looked at the Zector. It was almost completed, in fact they had figured out what insect it was supposed to be! An ant! Yeah, they were kinda disappointed too. Mostly Waffle, and that was because he was still trying to figure out a good catchphrase for it. "Alright Waffle focus. We're almost done with this thing, we have at most about twenty minutes until we finish this thing." The rider only nodded before going back to wondering about that catchphrase thing.

However, just then someone walked into the room! It was that red guy from that other scene. "Hey!" The guy only looked at Waffle quizzically. "You're not a weird monster! What are you doing here?!"

"I… live here?" Waffle then slowly nodded "Oh right, they did have human actors in Kiva. Continue!"

"Oh, well. I'm getting kicked out to go buy groceries, so I was wondering if you two wanted anything."

"Oh just get me like a candy bar or something." Waffle said.

"Get us two number one sandwhiches if you're going to the supermarket." Bryan said.

"Alright cool." The guy then slowly walked out of the room. "You know, it's nice that we didn't have to wait a long time to see that guy. Don't you think Bryan? Can't wait to see what weapon he becomes!" Then the guy slowly walked back into the room and put his phone onto the table. He then sped out of the room. "Check the news." Waffle then grabbed the phone, and gasped once he saw that apparently that Word was attacking town square! And that the news had received demands for the new Kamen Rider in town to show up and fight!

He then showed what was on the screen to Bryan. Who also gasped. "Bryan I gotta go stop that guy from wrecking the city!"

"But, we haven't even finished the thing yet!"

"Well! I trust you to finish it soon. Fly me out Castle Irony!"

"Are we actually calling it that?"

"YES!"

The Castle then suddenly sucked Waffle into its gullet and fired him out. He also gained a motorcycle in the process. That was neat. "Awesome! I'm gonna call this… the Machine Ivory!"

Meanwhile, the ghost watched from where he was on the ground. "Man, Leo's gonna be pissed once he finds out that the castle gave out his bike."

A little while later…

Waffle rode in on the Machine Ivory, his hands were tight around the bike's handles. He was feeling pretty intense. His mind raced, trying to figure out how he was going to beat the Worm Dopant. He was about to hit the town square. And he hadn't had time to finish his failsafe. So uh, he was gonna have to figure something out.

However as the cream colored motorcycle pulled into the area. The teen noticed something that was not a Worm. But was someone in a mainly blue colored suit, which was accented with various patterns that resembled the ocean. Their visor looked just like the letter A, but it clearly looked like water. It was also clearly a female, going by the curves. They also had a Lost Driver. Waffle couldn't help but stare for a few moments.

The mysterious rider then spoke, their voice was clearly being masked. "So, you going to sit there all day or are we going to do this?" Ivory the bat then flew in and bit Waffle on the neck. He clearly wasn't going to just let his partner sit there dumbfounded. The action snapped Waffle back into reality, and he grabbed the black fuestle from his belt after it formed. Ivory then flew down and attached to Waffle's belt, and then the rider stuck the whistle into Ivory's mouth. Causing him to say {Wyvern Katana!} The sword then flew through the air and into Waffle's hand as he transformed.

Kamen Rider Ivory then stepped off the bike, ready for a fight. He then ran forward, blade raised!

Ivory went with a basic downwards slash, which Aquarius dodged with a step to the left. She followed that action with a side kick which hit Ivory's stomach. The rider took a few steps after that, but he kept his composure. Aquarius then went in for a straight punch, but the vampire rider quickly did a spin around the other rider. He then slashed her back, causing sparks to fly. It also damaged her cool cape! That was the true loss of that moment. Aquarius then spun herself and went in for another kick. Which Ivory dodged by jumping back a few feet.

The Memory Rider took a fighting stance. Under her helmet, she was analyzing Waffle's current posture. He was actually standing up straight. Holding the sword's edge with his other hand. He was also not showing any weak spots right now. Clearly whoever was currently possessing Waffle wasn't going to go down easily. Then, Ivory let go of his sword and did a small flourish with the weapon. "Is something the matter, dear? Feeling a bit sheepish now?" Taco recoiled, that was super weird to hear coming from Waffle.

It honestly kinda motivated her to finish this faster so that he wouldn't open his mouth again. "Well, if you're not going to come to me. I suppose I can go for you!"

Ivory then ran forward and then proceeded to jump. He went in for a quick slash attack, which barely missed Aquarius by an inch. Ivory then followed up with a flurry of slashes after he hit the ground, Aquarius only barely being able to dodge the barrage. She grabs her memory from her belt and inserts it into the Maximum Drive slot. Ivory then countered that move by taking the Katana and giving it to the Kivat on his waist.

[AQUARIUS! MAXIMUM DRIVE!]

{Wyvern Bite!}

Water started to form around the blue riders foot. And Waffle's sword started to glow purple as energy welled up within the blade. They then both simultaneously attacked!

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