The Story of Spammers

Day Fourteen :

Two weeks and we finally reached Veilstone City ! (feigned applause). We found another person - Cj Fang. He had dark brown hair and eyes. He wore baggy blue jeans, and a tan button up collar shirt buttoned up to his chest with a white T-shirt under it. He also had two automatic Glocks with extended magazines and a combat knife, which look pretty wicked to me.

The other person was a twelve year old named Rob Rodriguez. He had short jet black hair. He had brown hair. He was wearing a dark blue t-shirt with the American flag on it, blue jeans, and white tennis shoes. And...he has a crush on Dawn.

" Hey, I bet you want to make out with Dawn in the movies ! " Emerald taunted.

-.- " Very funny. You should be in stand-up, " Rob gruffly replied.

" I know ! I'm so cool and awesome...and I have a radical level of joyness in my heart ! "

"- The f-- is joyness ?! I'm being sarcastic ! "

" Oh...what's sarcastic, again ? "

- FACEFAULT ! -

Anyway, Cj was just playing with a Xatu action figure. Ganon was explaining to Mackenzie for the fifth time that he was a real Latios and only morphed when he pleased (" and to quit touching those pop - up ads on my computer , gotdamn it ! ").

Meanwhile, ShadowKing and Darky-rai were making fun of GoldenEye's apparent crush on Kyogre. (-.-). Emerald was throwing cupcakes into the air for no reason. Rob and Blaze were trying to see if they could play the enhanced version of Pong on Kotor (O.o). Kat, Chaos, SilverUmbra, Ange, and Kura were eating their hamburgers (since we were at a Burger King!).

And Kagura and me... we were seeing Paul act like a stupid Jiraiya.

" Okay ! All the ladies come to my left for a slap on the ass ! " he called out. " All drag queens come to my right for a slap across the face ! All men , fat chicks, and Portuguese whores are not allowed ! "

" Hey, Paul ! " I cried. " Isn't Dawn your girlfriend ?! "

The emo kid stomped his foot. " No ! That stupid whore is not my girlfriend (yet) ! "

PUNCH !

" WHO YOU CALLING STUPID WHORE ?! "

It was Dawn. She had miraculously appeared (once again, just like a pop - up ad.) She punched Paul into a stack of Make Out Paradise books. What a sight ! All of us girls laughed and pointed at Paul as he emo - glared some pokemon (and ran like a little girl).

Emerald, being hyper as usual, tugged some of Dawn's hair. " Um, what are you doin' here, Dawn ? Are you going to redeem yourself at a confession booth because you killed Brock with a chainsaw ? "

O.o " Yeah...are you on something ? "

" ...maybe. "

Dawn rolled her eyes and shook my hand. " I just came here since there was a sale at the Department Store ! " she said, holding four bags filled with items for her pokemon and herself.

She skipped merrily until we couldn't see her again. Chaos looked at me. " Wow. That is so weird. "

" Yeah, it is, Chaos. Yeah... "

Anyway, we kept walking until the spammers popped up. As usual, they were drooling like monkeys. Cj knifed one of the assholes. Rob used a Blaziken called Hotshot on another, burning his face.

As for the last one, he escaped into the headquarters...of Team Galactic. -suspense music-

" Ah, sh-t, " GoldenEye muttered.

Day Fifteen :

Yeah, so we decided to wait a day until we infiltrated Team Galactic Headquarters. (Stupid remakes of Team Rocket.) Thanks to Ganon's technician ability, Kotor had managed to receive an upgrade - the most glorious thing on the face of Sinnoh - the humble Wii. I've only saw one by my friend Carid's emo boyfriend, Floyd Pinterstein. I never saw one in a robot before. So...we started to play Wii Bowling. Sweetest thing ever (v.v wish I had one).

Anyway, Ange was painting her toenails. " How are we going to get in the headquarters ? " she asked. " And no more devastating attacks, GoldenEye and Darky - rai. "

(GoldenEye) " Damn it, you're no fun. "

(Darky - rai) V.V " It was only one time ! "

(SilverUmbra) T.T " I'd like to point out that it was five times, Rai ! "

" Ohh... "

" And make sure we do not let ShadowKing near any more Swinub ! " Darky - rai said in a sing - songy voice.

ShadowKing huffed. " Hey ! If GoldenEye can have a psychological fear, why can't I ?! Swinub suck ! "

(note to self - get a dozen Swinub...)

Kat cleared her throat. " Can we nu- "

" NO NUKING ! " Kura roared.

(6 : 00 )

" I can't believe we just nuked the bottom part of the headquarters, " Rob muttered.

Kotor wiggled a laser. " It was the only way. "

I grinned, but Ganon frowned. " No offense, Axletia, but was throwing Commander Saturn into the paper mache machine really necessary ? "

-.- " Of course it was, Ganon. Now let's go ! "

We all crept into the basement of the headquarters, looking for the stupid spammer. It was dark. Chaos was freaking, sending small sparks to the machines. At least she made some sort of flashlight. Meh. SilverUmbra had excellent eyevision, and Darky-rai, like with the seance, acted just plain weird an' retarded.

" Can we go to Candy Mountain, now ? Pleeeeeeease ?! "

XO " NO ! " all of us yelled.

-pout- " Fine. " -poof!-

Guessing that Darky-rai went on the search for the unexistent Candy Mountain (and she came back...waaaay later...drunk), we continued to look for the retarded spammer.

And sure we find him in the Galactics' pantry, eating some generic type of cornflake. He was slobbering a lot of drool. Next to him was Cyrus, evil unemotional guy and leader of Team Galactic, with clumps of hair in his hand. He made a pleading look at us. " I have been driven mad by this guy for the past two hours. He is the worst man imaginable. "

" Okay, " I said.

RIFLED !

X.X --spammer...

Cyrus shrieked like a girl and quickly stood on the chair. " Is he dead ? "

GoldenEye punched the dead asshole. " Yeah, he's dead. "

The blue haired man nodded. " Okay...remind me not to kill you guys and skin you for your bodies when I try and obliterate the world. "

O.o " Yeah... "

We slowly left the headquarters (scarred for life).

End