NOTE these were the only gifts I sent myself. all others sent from my account to this story were from my nephew who hijacked my computer
To the readers, Novice, and Black
We at Phoenix Warehouse Productions would like to say we enjoy finding reading groups such as yours. We hope you will take some time to look at a few items we are sending for you to try out and keep. These are gifts to help compensate you for your time and keep you from trying to escape Novice's Lair/Home.
To Iori: a pair of ear buds that will censor what is read/heard since some things your to young to hear, and I say that as a Parent.
To Jo: a reference guide to Remnant... your gonna need it kid.
To Mimi: a never ending box of candies from around the world, just put your hand on top say the country and it will give you candies only found in said country.
To all the other females present: pictures of your kids and of your weddings... I have seen the future... and it Nora class Crazy!
To Koshiro: a new laptop with 10,000 Yottabyte hard drive, and is bio locked to you... enjoy
To Yamato and Takeru: I send you music equipment
To Daisuke: I send you a book. Read it moron as I remember your English Anime counterpart. How to Flirt for Idiots
To Taichi: I send all the notes you and your friends will need to know about your future jobs, took a lot of pull to get so don't complain
To Novice: we know your basically a god in your Lair, but there are some things we know you don't know. Our advice is freely given just ask
To Black: we send a surprise box. It will prank you if you misbehave in front of the kids. But it will reward you if you behave.
To the Digimon: we send you all a small bracelet/ring that allows you to Evolve/Devolve as you wish. This is so that you can try out any forms your others take as well as go into Cutesy Mode... BEWARE THE CUTEST CONTEST!
Signed Adrian Midnight-Phoenix
CEO of Phoenix Warehouse Productions
Pranking God
Temporal Dimensional Prisoner (don't ask)
Father to a Villain
And fan of the First Digimon Series... never got into the sequels sorry
