Disclaimer: I don't own Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora.

Kuu had no idea where she was. Her charming prince had kidnapped her. She had no idea where she was. She had been pressed into yuri fan service. In the face of this perplexing predicament, she had an idea:

"I'll make breakfast for Ayanokoji-san!"

So Kuu took down all the pots and pans, decided to make waffles, and was actually surprised when the smoke alarm went off.

Kuu and Kyoshiro stared at the flames, admiring the effect of the combination of orange, gold, and blue, while Setsuna scoured the house for the fire extinguisher. Where had Kyoshiro hidden his pretty red cylinder…?

"I hope you learned your lesson," Setsuna huffed as she bathed Kuu. "No cooking for you. You did better than Kyoshiro, though. You only set half the kitchen on fire."

"Setsuna-san? Why is the shower curtain different?"

"I'm surprised you noticed."

"I don't like it, it's too dark…" Kuu whimpered.

"Why am I not surprised?" Setsuna sighed. "Damn fan service."

The bathroom door handle jiggled, but the Clow cards were a powerful magic. Setsuna rolled her eyes.

"Setsuna-san, do you want to be Ayanokoji-san's lover?"

Setsuna shook her head and sighed again.

Setsuna set about making breakfast. Kuu watched her work.

"Setsuna-san? The other Absolute Angel told me humans and Absolute Angels aren't lovers, but… Do you wish you were Ayanokoji-san's lover?"

Setsuna denied this.

Setsuna set about cleaning the house. Kuu watched her work.

"Setsuna-san? Do you wish you were Ayanokoji-san's lover?"

Setsuna denied this again.

Setsuna set about making lunch. Kuu watched her work.

"Setsuna-san? You want to be Ayanokoji-san's lover, don't you?"

Setsuna denied this once again.

Setsuna set about finishing the cleaning of the house. Kuu watched her work.

"Setsuna-san? Why don't you confess your love for Ayanokoji-san?"

Setsuna felt that if she had to deny this one more time, she was going to scream.

Setsuna set about making dinner. Kuu watched her work.

"Setsuna-san? Are you sure you're not in love with Ayanokoji-san?"

Setsuna had never felt so tempted to murder a human, and she freaking lived with Kyoshiro. How could this girl possibly be the main character?

"I'm taking the girl with the boobies to Bishounen Academy," Kyoshiro announced at the slightly singed dinner table.

"Bishounen Academy?!" Kuu was very excited (although no one could replace her oji-sama… or Ayanokoji-san…).

"Why?" Setsuna asked.

"Because the girl with the boobies needs to be safe," Kyoshiro explained.

"It's because you have no idea where this house is, isn't it?"

Kyoshiro said nothing.

"Oh my God, I was right… You really don't know where this house is. You're bringing her back to Bishie Academy because you at least know where it is…"

"I made plans with that one guy to bring her…" Kyoshiro tried to change the subject.

"Well, uh… We can't take her to Bishounen Academy," that one guy, also known as Jin Oogami, admitted. "It's an all-boys school."

Kuu and Kyoshiro drooped a bit, although Kuu had her Bishoujo Academy uniform to cheer her up. Kyoshiro, on the other hand, had managed to forget that he went to an all-boys school, and this news saddened him greatly.

"Well, the Morality Enforcement Squad, um… brought all this high-tech stuff…" Jin continued. "I'm not sure why… You're just riding a horse through a bunch of ruins until you get there… Good luck…"

"Come, my stallion!" Kyoshiro called.

The white horse was suddenly by his side.

"How did…" Jin was pushed off-screen by Kyoshiro before he could finish.

"Come, let us ride!" Kyoshiro proclaimed.

"Ayanokoji-san!" Kuu allowed a fangirl scream to escape her as she sat behind Kyoshiro.

Kuu was unconscious for the larger part of the journey, due to how close she was to her object of desire. When she awoke, she was surrounded by the ruins of a school destroyed long ago… or yesterday. It might have been her old school. She couldn't tell; it was too destroyed.

"I will eat you!" a squeaky voice said above them.

Kuu looked up and screamed in terror. It was the scary catgirl who attacked… what was her name? Started with a "k"… Kozue, that was right, the scary catgirl attacked Kozue!

"I will eat you, and I will eat you with cake!" Tarlotte continued. "I bet you would be yummy with cake! Cake is yummy!" She activated Batraz.

"Don't worry, I will protect you!" Kyoshiro assured Kuu.

At that precise moment, the ground beneath them gave way and they fell into the abyss (except the horse, whose bridle and saddle were caught on an illogically-yet-conveniently-placed tree branch.

"Ayanokoji-san!" Kuu screamed. "Ayanokoji-san!"

"Well, maybe later…" Tarlotte decided.

Meanwhile, Kuu continued to scream, "Ayanokoji-san! Ayanokoji-san! Ayanokoji-san! Ayanokoji-san! Ayanokoji-san! Ayanokoji-san! Ayanokoji-san! Ayanokoji-san! Ayanokoji-san! Ayanokoji-san! Ayanokoji-san! Ayanokoji-san! Ayanokoji-san!!!"

Author's Note: Wow… Was that episode 3? It feels short for a whole episode…