I'm so awesome...
Deidara: No
maybe... kinda...?
Deidara: Na-uh
shut up Deidara.
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: Yes. Yes I am. But I like other things to!
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Maddie : lol, Deidara and Hidan went off-stage refusng to do the dance with us! Also: The update button was broken! Sowwy! *kawaii eyes* *3*
"What. Was. That." Konan asks.
"My asshole of an old boyfriend." I answer simply. "Abusive bastard."
KNOCK KNOCK BANG!
"Abusive?" Tobi asks.
"WHO THE HELL IS IT!" I yell opening the door. "SEAN! I SAID GO AWAY!"
"No, not till... who are they?" He looks up a bit scared at the giants behind me. "And why are they so tall."
"Nunya bidness!" I glare.
"So your her abusive boyfriend?" I hear Hidan.
"EX- boyfriend!" I correct.
"Whatever... only one who would take you, eh?"
"Go away Hi- Hayden." I shove him away.
With a sudden flash, I see Sean... more like his fist. It hits me full on.
Everything seems to be all swirly, I sit next to the couch dazed.
Woah... what'd Itachi do to me? Yep, I blame Itachi! Unless it was anyone else who can use genjitsu... meh.
I close my eyes, and when I open them, I see Scarlet and Coal first.
"Shh, it's fine..." Coal says, then points to Tobi, Deidara, Pein, and Konan crowded around Sean, who was bleeding pretty heavily.
Deidara holding him by his shirt glaring. Sean is dropped and he goes running out the door full speed.
"Crap... the hurted..." I mumble rubbing my cheek, my mouth was bleeding. "I guess that's the last I'll ever see of him... no. It."
"You ok, Uke-chan?" Tobi runs over to me and picks me up.
"Yep, all good. Even better now that Sean's gone." I answer. I notice his hands were a bit bloody.
Eh? His hands are bloody... guess he went off on Sean... I think happily.
"Hey Tobi, can you come with me to the mall?"
"Why?"
"Cause I can't get my ears peirced without a parents permission... stupid rules..." I grumble.
"OK!"
~~~(2 f*cking hours later)~~~
The girl who peirced my ears took hella long! It took her 30 minutes just to get the right persings, then anoher 20 for her to actually pierce me.
What I got was: 3 rings on my right ear, 4 on my left. I also got one of those pole thingy's that Pein has, except it had hearts hanging off the side of it and it was black. I got a lip ring on my right side, and a belly button ring shaped like a pirate sword.
"Woah." Kisame gets a whole eye full of me.
"What?" I ask.
"Just... woah..." Kakuzu stares at me.
"Stop STARING!" I grumble crossing my arms. "Scarlet, you like it right?"
"Yeah, I'm the one that encouraged you t do it!" She smiles.
"SEE! My piercings are awesome!" I smirk.
"Why're the all on your face, un?"
"There not." I lift up my shirt. "See, and the face ones are take-out-able. Which is why I got an uneven amount in each ear."
"And she couldn't afford it!" Tobi chimes.
"ha!" Coal grabs my arm and Scarlet's too, then leads upstairs. "We need to pack!"
"ErgH! I hate packing!" I complain.
"Whaddya mean! This time your just putting all your stuff in a suitcase or two!" Scarlet smacks my head.
"Oh yeah.." I rub my head.
We enter my official room(where I kept my stuff) and pull some suitcases down.
There was one black with hearts, another was blue with grayish fish on it, another was black with red akatsuki clouds(which I drew myself), another black one with SASUKE(yuck) on it, also a strawberry shortcake one and one with skulls.
"Sasuke!" Coal grabs the Sasuke suitcase and runs out the room, then comes back for the one with fish on it. "ah-heh-heh-heh..."
Scarlet takes the one with Strawberry shortcake and black with hearts, "Be back later."
I sigh and then get the last one down, then grab a green one I forgot to get. I empty out all my drawers into one suit case.
"There's some room..." I start grabbing outfits from my closet, I get my plushies and set them in the green suitcase, same with my cosplaying stuff. I shove my yearbook, scrapbook(which my old foster parent made), and an old video camera(two actually) filled with memories. I lug that one and the green one downstairs with me. I leave it by the couch, then go to our(Me, Scarlet, and Coal) recording studio. I grab our headsets and put them in neatly, then our microphones then stop.
"Hey Pein, would you be able to bring this whole room with us?"
"Yeah."
"MMkay." I go back and put the things back and munch on some cereal.
~~~(The next day)~~~
We were now in the Naruto world. At the time, me, Scarlet, and Coal were all hopping around avoiding stuff falling from the ceiling. All the stuff we brought from our world. With a large crash, we see our recording studio land in a big opening in the wall where a bookshelf was. We slap high fives then run in, but are stopped by Itachi.
"Put your stuff away first."
"Ok!" We agree for once and run and grab ourself then look aorund for the extra rooms.
I shove Scarlet out the way and choose the one with a red door. "HAH! I call this one!" I throw my stuff in and see which ones they get. Coal got a blue door near the back door, and Scarlet got one in a rather secluded spot. That's just her. I go back and see my room was right next to the attic, the front door, and the kitchen(yum!).
I go in and see a drawer, a bed, a closet,, a bookshelf, and a window. I simple room... for now...
I put all my stuff in the drawers sloppily, then put my plushies in the shelf in the closet, I put my coplaying wigs in a drawer, the clothes got hung up in the closet. And that was it. Just a bunch of clothes. I flop on the bed, when Scarlet bursts into my room dressed like Karin.
"Sasuke. Cosplay. Sing. Now." She says glaring.
"Coal?"
"Yup."
"Fine..." I get my Sasuke wig and put it on, then his whole little outfit, with the white shirt under it cause I'm a girl, and take off my ear piercings, the lip stays.
We meet Coal(who was dressed like Sakura.) in the living room. We get some stares from Itachi, Deidara, Pein, and Kakuzu.
"What?" Scarlet asks.
She dosen't get an answer.
"OK Coal, what're we singing, you know I hate being dressed as Sasuke-teme!"
"C'mon and I'll tell you." She goes into the recording studio.
There was a small place where we sang, smoe charis on the outside, A screen to tell us the lyrics, the control thingy too. All wrapped up into a smallish room.
"We're doing ET, Katy perry and Kanye west." She says stepping into the recording place. I hit record and enter with Scarlet. We play the music, quickly get our headphones on, then get to our mics then start.
Scarlet wouldn't hear much of what we say because she actually has her headsets over her ears(low volume). I keep mine wrapped around my neck(Medium volume). Coal holds one side of the ear phones to her ear(between medium and high volume).
I start it, "I gotta dirty mind, I got filthy ways. I'm trying ta bath my ape. in ya milky way. I'm airrevlant, I'm a reverend, I be so far up-up-up-up-up, we don't give a fu-u-uck.
Welcome to the danger zone, step into the fantasy, You are not invited to the otherside of sanity. They calling me an alien. A big headed astronaut. Maybe it's because your boy. Yeezy get. Ass a lot."
And so on, just to lazy to type it up.
~~~(Later)~~
"It's dinnah time!" I run to the smell of food.
"Uke! We're cosplaying, your suppose to be Sasuke!" Coal complains.
"Food out-does Sasuke any day!" I toss the wig to her and go to the kitchen table.
"That's not right, Uke!" She calls out following.
"Why in the hell are you dressed like Sasuke, un?"
"I'm dressed like Sas-GAY because Coal made me cosplay as him!"
"I don't think... I wanna know, un..." He anime sweat-drops.
"Fine then, be that way... Hn."
"No. Don't make that sound. I hear it enough from Itachi, un."
"You hear what enough from me?" Itachi walks in.
"Hn." I do it again just to bug him.
"..."
"She's cosplaying your brother." Scarlet explains.
"By FORCE." I add.
"Riiiight." Coal rolls her eyes.
"Hn." I look around as others come in. Deidara sighs.
I hear a chittering sound. I look down and see a squirrel.
"Hey look, it's a SQUIRREL!" I announce and pick it up.
It growls at me. I get wide-eyed, then throw it out the window, and close it.
"What was that?" Sasori asks.
"I had a bad experince with squirrels... and it growled at me..."