A/N: Sorry I didn't update earlier. I have 2 term papers due in the next 3 days and I'm only half way through one and haven't started the other. Eek! Rating upped for profanity and future *suggestions*. Reviews feed the starving university student (Literally. I havden't eaten today yet.) Enjoy!
"Jareth, so help me, you come out this instant."
"Jareth, I mean it. Show yourself!"
"So help me, it you don't make those damn goblins give me my clothes back, I will skin you alive!" There was a muted giggle from under her dresser, followed by one from the closet.
"Jareth," she said, ridiculously sweetly. "So help me, if I don't see you in the next thirty seconds, I will shave every inch of your skinny ass bald and dye you pink." There was a *pop*.
"You bellowed, precious?"
"You heard me." Jareth turned on his heel, paced up the room once and thrust his hand behind a bookshelf and came up with a sheepish goblin with blue hair.
"You heard the lady," he growled, and there was a distinct *pop* from her dresser.
"I don't want the underwear that's still missing back, OK? I just don't want to know."
"That would be the smart thing to do."