A/N1: Hi guys thanks again for reviewing :) i just wanted to tell you guys something i forgot to say last chapter, i have this app on my Ipod and it's called 'What Does My Name Mean' it has like over 60 names and their meanings, so if im wrong with some meanings don't blame me blame the app, when i saw the meaning to Aubrey ihad to use it, i couldn't pass it up! And just in case anyone is wondering, Ziva told Tony about Abby and McGee, Abby asked her to. Sorry i forgot to write that part.
Just a little warning for you guys, there's been a bit of a jump, i don't want to keep writing and dragging things along too much but its nothing major, just around two months. Another is that there is one or two swear words in here so if you don't like don't read.
Disclaimer: i don't own NCIS :(
"So...!" Abby squealed as she ran out of the elevator into the bullpen. McGee had messaged her saying that Ziva and Tony had gotten back from her scan and she bolted straight out of her lab.
"So what, Abby?" Ziva catechized, bemused.
"So... are you guys having boys, girls or one of each?" she grilled over excitedly.
"Oh," Ziva grinned," We're having-" Tony's hand quickly covered her mouth after he darted out of his seat.
"No, Zee..," Tony started. He looked up and smirked at Abby and McGee who where contemplating what he was doing, "We're not spilling until you tell us little miss Aubrey's real name!" Tony had taken to calling Abby and McGee's unborn daughter Aubrey, the elf ruler, knowing it would eventually annoy McGee into telling him but much to Tony's displeasure, Tim was surprisingly good at keeping it a secret.
Abby and McGee both chuckled, before McGee spoke, "Tony, we're not gonna give in, when are you gonna realize that!"
"heh-heh," Tony snickered, "You will... but until then, we're not gonna to tell you what we're having!"
"We aren't?" Ziva playfully challenged raising her left eyebrow , smirking.
"We aren't." Tony smiled, pleased with himself. Abby glared slightly at Tony before reverting her attention back to Ziva.
"So, do you wanna go out shopping later? I have 4 months left to get everything ready for little koko here," she said patting her rounded stomach which was now around the average size for women at 5 months,which she was. When she hit 4 months she quickly started showing, growing at a rather face pace, probably due to the fact she hadn't shown when she was 3 months.
"Koko? Aha, Yes! I told you i'd find out!" Tony said smugly.
Abby laughed at him," No, that's just a nickname for her."
Tony was visibly miffed, he finally thought he'd figured out, after two months. He went back to his desk and sunk down in his chair, sulking.
"Yes Abby, i could to with buying some things myself, and i need to get some clothes as well," She laughed, she wasn't showing as much as Abby but she now had a very noticeable bump and she knew she wasn't going to fit in cargo pants for much longer."Are we leaving straight after work?" Ziva asked.
"Yeah..could we take your car? It has a lot room?" Abby smiled, exited to go shopping, she was planning on secretly getting Ziva to tell her the sex without her realizing it.
Ziva nodded agreeing with Abby. Last month she had decided to sell her mini cooper in exchange for a mini van, knowing they would need a lot of space for two car seats and the double pram, which she and tony had bought earlier. She knew there was no chance in hell, that she would have been able to convince Tony to sell his Mustang. Abby had done the same, except she went for a 2010 black vauxhall astra, she had no need for a van.
"I'll leave my car here tonight, i can just catch a ride with Tim in the morning,"" Abby said, she knew McGee would be more than happy to oblige and they did live together now so it wasn't as if he had to drive to her apartment to get her. Abby had moved in with Tim and Tony had moved in with Ziva. McGee and Ziva both had bigger apartments so it only made sense.
"Abby, where should we go first? Babies R Us?" Ziva asked as she and Abby walked into the mall.
"Yeah sure, i have to get Koko her car seat and a pram and some more clothes and maybe some toys too, i don't now, i just don't want to leave anything to the last minute, but i don't know what to do about her crib, i mean i know Gibbs said, no more like insisted, he'd build one but what if he's not done in time, he's building you cribs as well, how is he gonna make 3 cribs in like 4 months!" Abby started to fret.
"Abby, first of, relax. I am not due to nearly two months after you, he will have yours ready on time, if anything it should be me worrying about that. Secondly, what is with the nickname, Koko? Is it after hot coco or something?" Ziva quizzed as they walked through the doors of Babies R Us.
Abby took a deep breath before slowly breathing out, "Okay thanks. I think i'm relaxed now" She smiled," And no, it a nickname from her real name, which i'm still not gonna tell you" she smirked as she started to look for the car seats.
When they found the isle they found out there were way to many seats to choose from.
"I wanna get a purple one or red one."Abby stated looking at the mass choice in front of her, she started down the isle in search of one.
"Abby i think i found what your looking for," Ziva smiled, standing looking at the seat, very proud of her find. The seat fabric was mostly a cherry red, but unlike most of the other seats, the handles and outsides were white with a single red strip around the middle.
Abby gasped, "That looks like a Caf-Pow!" She needed no convincing what so ever, she lifted the seat off the shelf, and a worker at the store got the pram it connected to for her. It was red and white too.
"Hey, do you think i could get a logo printed on it, one of my cousins could do it!" She beamed. She missed the cherry flavored caffeinated beverage so much, No-Caf-Pow's didn't do normal Caf-Pow's justice.
The girls made their way to the clothing section and started sifting through the clothes racks. Abby pulled out a blue onesie and a pink onesie and turned to face Ziva, "Hey, Ziva..which one do you like?"
Ziva looked up at Abby, she knew what she was playing at and she was going to play Abby at her own game, although she may not be as childish as Tony, she still decided to see if she could pry the babies name out of her by keeping the babies sex a secret for a bit .
"Well i think Koko would be better suited for the pink one. I mean people will think she is a boy if you dress her in blue."
Abby frowned, knowing Ziva had pretty much caught on to what she was doing but she decided to try a different angle at her plan... Just straight out asking Ziva.
"I meant for your babies." She said holding the onesie's out in front of her.
Ziva laughed, "Abby, i am not telling you until you tell me what Koko's full name is," She turned back to the rack and pulled out two plain cream onesie's, "Although, i think these are perfect"
Abby groaned, knowing she wan't going to get anything from her, "You're as bad as Tony! You guys are so impatient!"
"Abby so are you!" Ziva laughed.
"I'm not, i'm actually very patient" Abby said, being very serious. Ziva burst out into a fit of laughter.
"Well then guess you wont mind waiting 6 months to find out."
Abby mentally gave her self a Gibbs slap. She should have seen that coming, if she went and asked again now, she'd just be a hypocrite.
When they finished in babies 'r' us, they headed to get some clothes for them selves.
Inside the store both women looked at all of the clothes in disgust. They were in the tops section.
"Most of those are pink!" Ziva said, looking round in desperate need of something...anything, just as long as i wasn't pink.
She found a black and white bowed top and a black and white paisley bubble hemmed top. She continued to search, for something a little more colored. Abby seemed to be having more trouble finding things she would willingly wear, everything was just so girly, so not her.
Abby found a navy, striped, long sleeved top and black wrap top. Ziva had found a red version of the bowed top and got that too. They headed to the other sections of the maternity store.
Abby grabbed a black jersey skirt before following Ziva to the jeans and leggings.
Neither of the women like the leggings much, they grabbed a few pairs of jeans before going to the check out, hoping they'd find luck elsewhere.
Once they finished shopping they, stopped at the food court in the mall, deciding it would be best, the two women wanted or more like craved two different things and the food court was heir best bet at finding both.
Abby decided to get McDonald's, "Hi," She said to the woman at the till, "Can i get 2 fries and 2 cokes one large, one small. No ice in the small one?"
"2 single fries, ma'am. Are you sure?" The woman at the till asked confused.
"No, 2 portions..." Abby answered, thinking that it was blatantly obvious, which it was.
When she found Ziva, she was sitting at a table digging into a large pizza, with pepperoni, ham mushrooms corn.. you name it, she had, what looked like, every available topping on her pizza.
"Is that even kosher, Ziva?" Abby laughed sitting down across fro her.
"Abby, i gave up on sticking to kosher about a month ago, all i seem to crave is everything that isn't kosher. I blame Tony." She laughed taking a bite out of one of the slices. Ziva noticed Abby had double of everything.
"Why do you have two cokes and fries?"
"To eat.. " Abby answered. She lifted the small coke and took the lid off before setting it back down. She lifted a fry and dipped it into the coke before eating it.
"Abby. That. Is. Disgusting!" Ziva frowned, looking as if she was going to be sick just watching Abby eat it.
"It's actually not, it's delicious! That's why i have two cokes, i don't want salt in the one i'm gonna drink, and i have two fries because i'm hungry." She said as she continued to eat her fries. Ziva still looked as if she was going to throw up, as she slowly chewed on her pizza.
"Ziva.. just try one, seriously!"
Reluctantly, Ziva grabbed a fry and dipped it into the coke. She looked at it for a minute before slowly putting it in her mouth. She chewed for a bit then swallowed. Abby couldn't read the look on her face.
"So..."
"It is good!" she smiled.
Ziva and Abby were sharing their food, Abby had tried some of the pizza and loved it. To anyone else the pizza probably would have been disgusting, the taste of the combination of the meats, vegetables and cheese wasn't exactly appealing, only to Ziva and Abby.
A man sitting at the next table was giving them weird looks as they ate, he was talking on the phone to someone. When he smelt the pizza they were eating he made a loud gagging noise and looked at Abby and Ziva in disgust.
"What...no i'm fine... it was just something i smelt..yeah, there's two chicks sitting at a table beside mine eating the most disgusting pizza ever and they're dipping their fries in coke...yeah i know.. i-" the man stopped seeing Abby and Ziva turn to glare at him.
"Well sorry if we disgust you!" Abby snarled.
"-i'll call you back babe..yeah love you, okay bye" The man shut off his phone and gulped. "Look..ladies-" he started, "It's not you.. well it's just.. how can you guys eat that? That's gross!"
"Look, jack ass. We're pregnant.. pregnant women eat weird things, get over it!" Abby barked getting up out of her chair, grabbing the already put together pram which had all her bags in it and grabbed the coke she was drinking.
Ziva was staring holes into the mans head, she didn't notice Abby getup.
"Can we leave, Ziva?"
Ziva stopped glaring at the man and happily got up grabbing her bags. With that they were off.
Both women were fuming when they got to the car, they quickly put their things in the boot and back seat before driving off.
"That man was such a prick!" Abby fumed.
"I know, i hope my sons do not turn out to be such ill-reared, pig headed, rude excuses of men like him!" Ziva seethed.
"Ugh, i know what you-" Abby stopped when realization hit her, she started shrieking, "Oh My Gosh Ziva your having two boys!"
Ziva froze, she'd just blown any chances of using that secret to find out Koko's full name, she groaned at herself, she should have been more careful with what she said, she hadn't even noticed that she's said it.
A/N2: so what do you think? Do you guys like the Caf-Pow car seat/pram? i am kind of guessing with all this baby stuff, i don't have a clue, i'm trying to research things but some things i hope i can get away with just making it up, hopefully...hehe. Review if you'd like. I hope you liked this chapter and before anyone even has to say it, i know Koko's a weird name but the other nick name i thought of was way too obvious you all would have figured out her name real easy, its kind of a strange name but you'll all have to wait and see what it is. For the maternity clothes i found them on the next and top shop website so if you want to actually see them just type in what i described because that's what it's named on the website. Sorry this Authors note is so long heh
