Halloween: the final yard sale.
by weirdDAR
Note: Yes, I know the last story was meant to be the final...but I just couldn't resist this one. This story was basically for the fans.
Narrarator: Back to the story, five years after Micheal had his first yard sale...he begins to notice his morgage is getting low. That, saving him enough money to sell some stuff and...well, he's Micheal Myers...he doesn't need a reason.
*Micheal stands on his front porch, watching the fans of his recent adventures shop.*
*A fan, DOMO comes up to Micheal*
Domo: Hey...is this "Mental institution Jump suit 2000" made of real silk?
*Micheal shakes his head no, Domo fiercly throws the jump suit down. Micheal, upset, throws Domo ontop of a parked DeLorean. I, weirdDAR, come running up*
weirdDAR: Oh my god! My deLorean! How the fuck could you destroy my beautiful--(Micheal stabs me in the heart, I die. yay!)
Strange:(yelling from across the yard, holding a set of knifes) Hey, Micheal! Can I talk you into taking the price down for this knife by 50%?
*Micheal thinks about it, when he makes up his mind, he throws his own knife at Strange...killing Strange in an instant*
Narrarator: now, you would think that the fans would learn to not try to make any deals with Micheal, but some people never learn.
*Kaz, another fan that will not write me hate mail, walks up to Micheal*
Kaz: Could I interest you into letting me buy this house?
*Micheal shakes his head 'no'*
Kaz: Are you sure?
*Micheal shakes his head 'yes'*
*Kaz begins to walk away, but for fun...Micheal chokes her(?)*
Narrarator: Three hours later...
*Shannon, another fan that will not send me tons and tons of viruses, walks up to Micheal*
Shannon: Look, Micheal, I just want to be able to talk to you without you killing me. Is that possible?
*Micheal shakes his head 'no'*
Shannon: Fine. *walks away, she leaves without being killed, since she didn't have a real conversation with Micheal. Plus, we need a survivor.*
*Karima, Bradley, Ben and StarvingArtist both walk by, making cameos.*
*Cedric walks up to Micheal*
Cedric: Hi! I'm a big fan of yours...would you mind signing my tissue? *pulls out a tissue*
*Micheal takes out a red pen(guess what the ink is made of) and signs the tissue*
Cedric: Thank you, Mr. Myers!
*Micheal, snaps Cedric's neck...for fun*
*More cameos: Amber, someone and Dataflukey*
*That one screwed up chick comes up to Micheal, begs for death, guess what happens.*
*Tara arrives in a red ford Tarus*
Tara: Oh my god! You're Micheal Myers. I loveeeeed all your movies. Could you do me a favor? I want to have my picture taken with you...
*Last shot: Micheal is holding up Tara's head, with his knife in the other hand. Pretty picture.*
THE END.
Um...Conclusion
Michael Myers ended up over dosing on Anti-depressants and is now dead. Kinda funny, isn't it?
People try for years and years to kill this guy, and all it takes is a couple of Prozac pills.
Makes you think, doesn't it? Anyway, he entered hell and met up with the popular Devil, aka Bill
Cosby. Bill Cosby has a heart attack and Michael pushes him aside to take the throne in hell. Michael
uses Weird Al as a foot rest and Kate Moss as a kite. He's happy now as the new Lucifer. He told me to
send you his regards, and he'll "see you soon..."
by weirdDAR
Note: Yes, I know the last story was meant to be the final...but I just couldn't resist this one. This story was basically for the fans.
Narrarator: Back to the story, five years after Micheal had his first yard sale...he begins to notice his morgage is getting low. That, saving him enough money to sell some stuff and...well, he's Micheal Myers...he doesn't need a reason.
*Micheal stands on his front porch, watching the fans of his recent adventures shop.*
*A fan, DOMO comes up to Micheal*
Domo: Hey...is this "Mental institution Jump suit 2000" made of real silk?
*Micheal shakes his head no, Domo fiercly throws the jump suit down. Micheal, upset, throws Domo ontop of a parked DeLorean. I, weirdDAR, come running up*
weirdDAR: Oh my god! My deLorean! How the fuck could you destroy my beautiful--(Micheal stabs me in the heart, I die. yay!)
Strange:(yelling from across the yard, holding a set of knifes) Hey, Micheal! Can I talk you into taking the price down for this knife by 50%?
*Micheal thinks about it, when he makes up his mind, he throws his own knife at Strange...killing Strange in an instant*
Narrarator: now, you would think that the fans would learn to not try to make any deals with Micheal, but some people never learn.
*Kaz, another fan that will not write me hate mail, walks up to Micheal*
Kaz: Could I interest you into letting me buy this house?
*Micheal shakes his head 'no'*
Kaz: Are you sure?
*Micheal shakes his head 'yes'*
*Kaz begins to walk away, but for fun...Micheal chokes her(?)*
Narrarator: Three hours later...
*Shannon, another fan that will not send me tons and tons of viruses, walks up to Micheal*
Shannon: Look, Micheal, I just want to be able to talk to you without you killing me. Is that possible?
*Micheal shakes his head 'no'*
Shannon: Fine. *walks away, she leaves without being killed, since she didn't have a real conversation with Micheal. Plus, we need a survivor.*
*Karima, Bradley, Ben and StarvingArtist both walk by, making cameos.*
*Cedric walks up to Micheal*
Cedric: Hi! I'm a big fan of yours...would you mind signing my tissue? *pulls out a tissue*
*Micheal takes out a red pen(guess what the ink is made of) and signs the tissue*
Cedric: Thank you, Mr. Myers!
*Micheal, snaps Cedric's neck...for fun*
*More cameos: Amber, someone and Dataflukey*
*That one screwed up chick comes up to Micheal, begs for death, guess what happens.*
*Tara arrives in a red ford Tarus*
Tara: Oh my god! You're Micheal Myers. I loveeeeed all your movies. Could you do me a favor? I want to have my picture taken with you...
*Last shot: Micheal is holding up Tara's head, with his knife in the other hand. Pretty picture.*
THE END.
Um...Conclusion
Michael Myers ended up over dosing on Anti-depressants and is now dead. Kinda funny, isn't it?
People try for years and years to kill this guy, and all it takes is a couple of Prozac pills.
Makes you think, doesn't it? Anyway, he entered hell and met up with the popular Devil, aka Bill
Cosby. Bill Cosby has a heart attack and Michael pushes him aside to take the throne in hell. Michael
uses Weird Al as a foot rest and Kate Moss as a kite. He's happy now as the new Lucifer. He told me to
send you his regards, and he'll "see you soon..."