A/N: My Lordy! The last one was so… well, very touchy. And gasp! So many more reviewers! You are going to make me cry! I love you all so much!

Warning: It is full of BOY LOVE!

Disclaimer: I will own South Park and all thing related when Tom Cruise comes out of the closet.

Summary: Damien comes back to South Park to finish up some schooling. Pip is being bullied by Cartman. Kenny plays matchmaker. Oh yes, it's all lovely random stuff.

Remember:

"Blah" – Speech

Blah – Thoughts

Blah – Self Explanatory

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Chapter Ten

Kenny was staring at the ceiling, unable to do anything. Anything at all. Thanks to Pip, Kenny was allowed back into Damien's castle. Kenny whined and complained until basically shoving a pouting Pip in front of the Anti-Christ to get back in. Of course, Damien consented. Yet Kenny was still bored.

The blond had done everything from Nintendo Wii to throwing things out of Damien's window. It worked… Some what. But he ran out of objects to throw. Now he was skirting over the show channels. "Nope…" he muttered flipping to a new channel. He paused for a second. Then he shrugged and turned the channel again.

Finally being helplessly bored, he put in coordinates for South Park. He sniggered when the theme song popped up. He turned up the volume and kicked back on the bed. "Let's see what Pip is up to right about now…" he sang in a voice an octave too high. On the TV screen a dark haired male was waving goodbye to Pip.

"Stay out of trouble!" the Spawn of Satan shouted as he kicked up his bike ad drove away. Pip just waved as Damien turned the corner and was gone from his sight. The blond sighed as well as Kenny in hell; he hoped that Pip's day would at least be interesting. Pip entered the library unknowing that a certain bully was right on his tail. Oh boy, did Kenny get his wish…

Pip was so immersed in note taking he didn't realize some one had sat down beside him. Not until the person leaned over to breath in his ear. Pip jumped a foot of his chair and swiveled to see Cartman smirking at him. The blond gulped and gave him an unsure smile. The brown haired male just took Pip's book from his arms.

"Hello Cartman," Pip had stuttered and he slowly tried to rise from his seat. The fat ass just pushed him back down.

"Why Hello Pip…" The bully had risen and swiftly pinned Pip to the table. In retaliation, Pip kicked his feet and they hit Eric hard. He fell back and the blond made his chance to escape.

He didn't stop running until he fell into his bed at home…

Kenny had sat up rigid in the bed, staring at the screen. Kenny knew that look in Cartman's eyes. He would have seen it anywhere. The orange clad boy sat stupefied until around two in the morning. The only thing he managed to do since then was utter, "Oh shit…"

Damien was standing impatiently in the class room as always when Kenny entered. With out thinking he marched straight up to Damien and stared him in the eyes. Damien stared back confused. Finally Kenny looked away with a grunt. The Offspring of Evil ended up rolling his eyes at the odd behavior. Well, technically normal because the guy was just plain weird.

Pip entered the room looking smug with his bottle of strawberry milk dangling out of his mouth. Damien seemed to watch uninterestedly, and on any other day Kenny would be sure to tease him, but at the moment, the poor boy had bigger fish to fry.

"Fellow blond!" Kenny blurted out. Pip looked up confused. "We need to speak!" Pip never got to answer as he was dragged out the door and down the hall. Once the boys were sure no one could hear him, Kenny whacked Pip over the head with a blunt fist.

"Owe, hey, why did you do that?" the boy whined, rubbing his head carefully. Kenny had a death glare plastered on his face.

"Because some stupid moronic stupid, stupid, stupid jerk face is keeping an important secret from me!" he vented. The Brit had blinked as he took a swig of his milk. Kenny groaned and hide his face in his hands. "I'm talking about Cartman!" he shouted. Pip stilled for a second.

"What are you…?" the English boy began but faded off. Kenny looked up serious.

"Listen, I know that Cartman is trying… to seduce you I guess. I don't honestly know what the fat fuck is thinking," Kenny amended. The golden haired boy had looked down at the floor sadly. The immortal shook his head as he said, "You gotta tell Damien."

"No!" Pip cried as his head shot up. Kenny opened his mouth to protest but when he saw Pip's utterly defeated face he paused. "Please, please keep it a secret!" the boy begged. Kenny struggled for a second, torn between left and right.

"But Pip… He's got to know…" Kenny whispered. Pip shook his head firmly.

"No. I'm not a child, Cartman is just being a bastard, and I won't let him get to me!" Pip argued. Kenny sighed and shook his head. Pip panicked again and grabbed the other blonde's hand.

"I'm begging you… Damien and I are friends… and I… like him… I don't want him to worry about it. Cartman will only strain us again…" Pip tried to explain with watering eyes. Kenny mentally groaned as Pip's bottom lip began to quiver.

"C'mon Pip," Kenny pleaded trying to look away but once Pip caught your attention, you couldn't let go even if he wanted you to.

"Please, I'm not worthy of him," Pip said softly. Kenny hung his head in defeat.

"That's not true…" he muttered and looked away from Pip's azure eyes. "Fine, I'll keep it a damn secret." Pip's orbs instantly lit up and he hugged Kenny for a moment, thanking him aimlessly. Kenny sighed and hugged him back for a moment. A small thud of a footstep fell into Kenny's ear.

He turned around in time to see Damien, arms crossed as he glared at Kenny. Kenny laughed nervously as he shoved off Pip. Pip looked over the orange shoulder to see their brooding companion. He smiled and shot off to grab Damien's arm.

"You're buying me more strawberry milk!" Pip demanded. Damien was taken a back for a moment before grunting in return.

Kenny lifted his head as he stared at the flicker florescent light above him. "How can I fix this one…?" he questioned. The only answer was an abrupt explosion that shot several thousands of ceramic glass into Kenny's face. A slight snicker of laughter floated down the hall…

"Did you hear that?" Pip asked as he started to pad around the corner. Damien grabbed his elbow and pulled him back. Pip spied the gleaming look in the dark eyes of his friend before sighing. "You killed Kenny didn't you?" the blond stated more than asked.

"I'm a bastard," Damien answered with a shrug.

TBC

A/N: Boy… That was a weird one. Meh, after that last whole "Abused Pip" chapter I decided that you needed a smaller chapter as well as a bit of dark humor.

Damn this is about what, 2 pages? Perhaps 2 and a quarter?

Oh well, there is better stuff in the next one I swear!