Don't Own Fairy Tail, Only The Oc

'thought'

"Speech"

"Hmmm" I hum as I glance around the new room I found myself in.

It is roughly 20 feet wide, 10 feet tall, and 30 feet long, weapons scattered across the room in random on stands, impaled in the floor, and even just lying around on the ground, and at the far end of the room is a statue with an open hand, seemingly just open enough to place the handles of the weapons into.

At its feet is a large stone tablet with writing on it.

I glance over to my imp who is casually lighting some of the torches in the room. "Hey, Trep... are any of these magical?"

"No master" the imp calls as it lights the last torch in the room.

"huh..." I note as I walk over and read the text.

"Bring to me the greatest weapon, that kings covet, puts warriors to ruin, and ends all battles."

Among the weapons is:

A bright yellow Warhammer with a leather grip.

A blood red great sword with some kind of moon runes etched along the blade... that I can't read...

A beautiful glaive with a bright blue blade, the handle being made out of black braided leather.

A MASSIVE maul with a skull as a handguard.

A pike with a blade of jade and a bamboo handle.

A dark gold trident that is HIGHLY reflective.

A staff made of braided dark and light wood with teal crystal inlays.

A rusted longsword with a plant wrapped around the blade.

A Morningstar with a black handle and a face carved onto the white ball.

And finally, a longbow made out of a light pinkish-brown wood with yellow crystal inlays.

"two of you aren't like the others!" I exclaim in a sing-songy tone, picking up the rusted sword and bow. "Which one will I pick?"

"Fuck it... the bow..." I shrug placing the sword gently down.

I place the bow in its awaiting hand... its eyes turn blood red and...

It fucking animates...

"MASTER!" My imp cries.

It knocks an arrow and lets it fly as I dive out of the way of the backhand that it launched at me to get me off balance. "WHAT THE SHIIIT!"

The arrow catches my shoulder. "FUUUCK!"

I roll out of the way of a couple more arrows that I barely managed to dodge, I dive under one last arrow and the statue seems to stiffen, drop the bow, and return to the position it was in beforehand.

"Summon: healing totem" I say, tossing a card at the floor before pulling the arrow out of my shoulder.

I casually sit down to wait for the wound on my arm to heal.

I stand up and point at the statue. "You are a dick!"

Its offhand slowly and shakily comes up, most of its fingers folding down... leaving the middle one extended.

"Well fuck you too!"

I draw my own sword and pick up the rusty one. "Here... take this, you little shit..." I state shoving the rusty one into its grasp.

Its eye light up again...

'fuck'

I raise my hand just in time to parry a blow that causes my hand to shake slightly from the force... the large statue slowly pushing me down to a slight kneeling position.

It instantly lets up and returns to its old position... dropping the sword.

I blink and go pick up the sword and bow, placing them in a pile away from the statue, taking one glance back at the two weapons that were incorrect I turn to-

I pause as I get a better look at the plant coiling around the rusted sword's blade.

'…'

'is that a fuckin-'

"Trep... what plant is this?" I ask the fluttering Imp.

"An olive branch..." He states while tilting his head. "Why?"

'sonofabitch'

I remove the branch and place it in the statues hand. "take it... you fucking dickhead..."

*CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

The floor makes a rumbling sound as the entire wall behind the statue slides into the floor.

"kthanks..." I say while walking past, muttering "bitch" under my breath.

After about 30 seconds of walking through this corridor I come into a new room.

I enter the next room of the dungeon and it is kind of small and it has 7 walls. There is a stone statue in the middle of a seven-armed marilith holding 3 arms up in the air with their palms held upward. She also has 4 arms at her waist held outward with their palms upward as if to hold something. Engraved on her chest crudely, and with a sharp tool is the phrase "GIVE ME LIES OR DIE"

On the floor are seven circular tiles numbered 1-7 strewn about.

I blink several times.

'what the fuck is this utter bullshit...'

I groan as I look at the tablets. "Hey Trep... any ideas for this?"

"Hmmmmmm" the imp hums. "Nope"

I sigh dramatically and sit down across from the stone tiles glaring at them.

"Alright, Alright!... I think I got it!

I place the last tile on one of the lowered hands, leaving me with 3 being held up, and 4 pointing upwards to the ceiling... low enough that I can see them.

The eyes glow a bright blue...

My imp gets struck by lightning and instantly turned into a card...

"FUCKFUCKFUCK"

I pick the stone tiles off the arms.

"Return." I call the card to my hand before instantly tossing it again. "Summon: imp"

My imp is floating upside down. "eh?" It asks as it slowly flips over back to normal.

"I DID IT!" The imp screeches.

"Hm?" I hum as I look up to the tiny devil.

"Stand over here master!" It exclaims as it lightly lands on the ground.

I walk over to where it is standing and turn around.

LIES

I rotate them so they are now facing me.

7135

"Holy shit..." I blankly state as I stare at the stone tiles.

"wow... that is actually really simple..." I continue as I place the tiles in the correct order, the eyes turning green and the far wall opening into another hallway.

"Nice!"

I walk through another hallway, entering a large room, vines cascade across the roof, walls, and floors, a large iron statue in the center of the room, from this distance it looks to have a gold key around its neck, I glance behind it to see an iron door, a keyhole placed in the center of it.

"soooo... golem?"

*Chunk-crack*

It tears its feet out from the mossy platform it was standing on, its eyes lighting up a blood red as it gazes around the room, stopping once it sees my form.

"Why am I always right?" I mutter.

It punches its fists together as it lumbers towards me, I sigh and draw my blade, with a very 'why me' expression on my face, easily mirroring my dead-inside feeling.

I raise my hand towards it, my palm open and facing outwards, "Frostfire"

The orb of blue flame appears in my hand, the air visibly chilling around the orb as mist radiates from it, the orb flies to the golem, impacting its iron body and dispersing across it,

I blink twice as it grows near and raises a fist, each knuckle equipped with a large 4-inch spike that really compliments its over 10 feet of height.

"Fuck..." is all that comes to mind as it punches down at the ground with A LOT of force, it probably would have broken all of my bones if I didn't leap out of the way.

I slash towards its arm, the blade cutting a light scratch in the metal, seemingly annoying it more than actually damaging it.

"Summon: Chull!" I shout tossing the card forward, summoning the colossal crab out, it glances around the room before locking eyes with the giant golem that decided to attack me.

It chitters menacingly as it dashes forward and clamps its claws around the golem's arms... the spiky insides of the claws break off and crack, but it still manages to hold it in place.

"TREP! STEAL THE KEY!" I shout as I run past it, towards the iron door behind it.

The imp darts between the blows of the iron golem and chull, the chull easily losing ground to this hulking hunk of metal, before grabbing the key around its neck and lifting it off.

It lands on my shoulder and hands me the key as I reach the door.

I briefly fumble with the key before inserting it into the keyhole, turning it with a loud *click* as the locking mechanism unlocks

"OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN!" I frantically shout as the golem kills my Chull.

"Return!" I call the card to my hand, open the door, walk through, my imp on my shoulder, then slam it behind me.

I let out a sigh of relief and slump against the door.

"That... could have gone better..." I grumble.

The door thumps as the large golem on the other side pounds its fist into it. "oh shit..."

I book it down the hallway and enter a new room, slamming the door behind me, I glance around to see-

"that's a lot of treasure..." I note.

I take a much more careful look around, nothing seeming to be out of the ordinary.

"Trep! I want you to sort based on magical ability and if you are feeling up to it, size... my hammer space is only so big."

"Right!" It exclaims as it leaps up and down, flying into the room of treasure.

The room is about 10 by 10, a small pillar in the center of the room with a glass box displaying something inside, the walls depict a large, what seems to be red or orange bird with long tailfeathers that easily are more than half its body, the paint on the wall extremely faded, old, and decrepit.

"Hmmm..." I hum, glancing around the room.

Around the pillar is an assortment of coins, lacrima, and other magic items.

I sit down and boreally wait for my imp to sort the treasure.

"Thanks, Trep." I nod as I look down at what he has sorted into the 'magical' pile.

"Anything for master!" My imp exclaims.

A Ring, a knife, a glove, 3 lacrima, a bracelet, and finally a cloak, the glass box in the center still untouched.

I gaze into the box to see what looks to be a red coin with a gold outline, some sort of orange image in the very center of the red.

I carefully remove it from the box, only to realize one side is rough and broken, the image being of an orange bird with a yellow beak, the eyes of it a red gemstone.

I open my mouth and close it rapidly. "holy shit this is the handle to the phoenix key..." I whisper.

My attention snaps back to the magic pile before slowly looking towards Trep. "Any idea what any of this does?"

"I-I don't know..." he whimpers before pointing at one of the lacrima. "This one feels... demonic..." Then to the next one. "This one feels really powerful." Then to the last. "And this one feels... holy..."

"Cool..." I shrug. "The other things?"

"I don't know..." The imp shakes his head.

"Huh..." I note. "Oh well..."

I pull a backpack out of my requip space and gently place the lacrima in the side pockets along with the key piece and ring, then I shovel in quite a fet coins till the pack is slightly bulging before folding the cloak and placing it in with the glove and knife placed on top.

I pull out a second backpack and fill it with other gold and trinkets, then a third.

I yawn as I get up... "Welp... back to fairy tail I go..."

I am legitimately having a hard time writing this fic... (it was painful to even write this chapter) so I am going to put this on a temp hiatus... see you all in the future.

Guest reviews:

Guyman V2: "So yea if you don't know the monster just google it is easy and hey if you having a hard time writing this story why don't you look at other story's and get...um... inspired! yea that would probably help and hey don't over do yourself if it's tiring just do the stores when you can so you can have breathing room... And I don't have nothing else to say soooooo goodbye."

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I am putting this on a temp hiatus so I might be able to think about where I want to take this. I am able to write gamerfics MUCH more easily because 1: the gamer text basically writes itself and takes up I would say 25-50% of the chapter, and 2: it is MUCH easier to balance stuff when you can see numbers and stuff, plus, it tells me WHEN to end the fights so it doesn't draw out or end too quickly.

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Guest: "Well, if you ever find yourself with some free time on your hands, might i suggest getting the "Magic Duels" app, you get to play MTG for free, and let's you learn a bit about the multiple worlds and various characters from the game. Just a suggestion if you ever get curious and want to give it a try without having to spend any money."

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I really don't have much free time anymore considering I am trying to get my other stories (Story) to around 3000-5000 words per chapter constantly..

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well... ill see you all later then...