EPOV
Bella and I were sitting on the edge of the bathtub in the upstairs bathroom, just sitting there, smoking and listening to my iPod. It was around midnight, but it was also Friday night so we weren't worried about getting up for school. Boston by Augustana started to play. In a lot of ways this was our song. It fit, you know?
In the light of the sun, is there anyone? Oh it has begun...
oh dear you look so lost, eyes are red and tears are shed,
this world you must've crossed...you said...
You don't know me, you don't even care,
you don't know me, you don't wear my chains...
Essential and appealed, carry all your thoughts across
an open field,
when flowers gaze at you...they're not the only ones who cry
when they see you
you said...
You don't know me, you don't even care,
you don't know me, you don't wear my chains...
She said I think I'll go to Boston...
I think I'll start a new life,
I think I'll start it over, where no one knows my name,
I'll get out of California, I'm tired of the weather,
I think I'll get a lover and fly 'em out to Spain...
I think I'll go to Boston,
I think that I'm just tired
I think I need a new town, to leave this all behind...
I think I need a sunrise, I'm tired of the sunset,
I hear it's nice in the summer, some snow would be nice...
Boston...where no one knows my name...
All of a sudden Jasper barged through the open door. He didn't spare us a second glance as he grabbed the water glass by the sink. He turned the sink handle as far as it would go, not bothering to be gentle. This act would have pissed me off before I met Bella, but I had mellowed a lot since then. He barely waited for it to fill before guzzling it done so fast water leaked out the side of his mouth and down his chest.
"Are you ok?" Bella asked.
"No, Alice is a fucking energizer bunny, I have no recovery time. I'm seventeen and I'm already suffering from erectile dysfunction," Jazz panted.
I laughed.
"You wanna take over?" I think he meant it as a way of shutting me up but he looked a little hopeful at the end.
"That's my sister, man,"
"Not biologically,"
"Jasper…" an impatient voice called from down the hall.
"Your mistress is calling you," Bella teased.
"Yeah…" he trailed of as his eyes rolled back in his head and he sank to the bathroom floor, totally out.
"Shit Jasper!" I cried.
"Relax," Bella was already checking his pulse and breathing. "I think he just collapsed,"
"From what?"
"The Energizer Bunny claims her victim,"
I pulled out my cell phone and started to video him lying on the floor.
"Edward, that's mean, just because he got worn out by a girl under four five and eighty pounds, doesn't mean you need to document it,"
"You didn't need to recite the story either but you did that,"
"Oh, this is going on YouTube and I want everyone to know exactly what happened."
"God you're so sexy when you're conniving,"
"I know, its part of my charm,"
"So, do you think you could make me pass out?"
"Do you want to go find out?"
"Hell yeah, but we should probably tell Carlisle about Jasper in case there is something wrong with him,"
"True, that's your job, I don't want to know what the hell is going on in a sound proof room,"
Damn I good. Not great, but good. I reread my first story, Spotlight, and I would like to formally apologize for it. I know, it sucks, so I just put it out of its misery a few minutes ago, along with the story If You Say So. Why did no one tell me that was a crappy story? You should have. It'll be a few weeks at least before you read this, but keep in mind that I really don't give a fuck. Foo Foo da Bunny!