*Saxiphone playing in the background and with a deep voice says* Hello ladies and gentlemen. Now last time in our story Unohana appeared in Ichigo's room unannounced. What does this foxy captain have in store for our boy Ichigo? *coughs and loses deep voice* yeah enough of the cheesy Authors note. ON WITH THE GAME!!!
"Retsu...what are you doing here?" Ichigo stood frozen at his door, he hadn't expected to see Retsu here of all places seeing as they were just on a date less than an hour ago.
"Well Ichigo, she's here for the game" Ichigo looked around for the source of that voice, until he noticed the black cat in Unohana's lap. Ichigo's face seemed to lose all color and he realized what was going on here; he had to play another game of tag with Yoruichi, Soifon, and Unohana.
"Oh hell no!" Ichigo turned around and threw his door open to run, but his path was blocked by the 2nd Division Captain Soifon.
"Lady Yoruichi are we going now?" Soifon was holding Ichigo in a sleeper hold to make sure he wasn't getting out of playing, the cat in Unohana's lap nodding in response.
"We're playing at the training grounds under the Sokyoku hill. Let's go!" in a flash, all four of them disappeared from Ichigo's room.
The group reappeared in the training grounds that Ichigo achieved Bankai. Soifon still had Ichigo in her grasp to prevent his escape as Yoruichi began to explain the rules."Ok, the object of the game is to be the last still clothed. Only the person that is it can remove another person's clothing but if the person who's It fails to remove someone's clothing, that person can do the same to whoever is it. and you can't use Kido or a Zanpakuto, now I'll be it first and you all get a 10 second head start as soon as I transform, any questions?" no one raised a hand, "Alright here we go" the black cat vanished in a ball of smoke and a fully clothed Yoruichi.
"Hey wait!" Ichigo shouted after Soifon let go of him, "you mean you could transform and stayed clothed this whole time? So why do you always pop up naked whenever I'm around?!" he jabbed an accusing finger towards the flash goddess.
"Because you're such a prude and it's fun to make you blush" Yoruichi grinned from ear to ear as she walked up to Ichigo and ripped his captains Haori off of him, "by the way your ten seconds was up after I finished my explanation, you're it Ichigo!" and she flash stepped away, leaving Ichigo in the middle of the vast cavern.
"Dammit!" Ichigo flashed stepped to the top of one of the cliffs and looked around the cavern. He spotted Soifon coming out of a flash step on a rock near him. He shot over to her like he was shot out of a canon and stopped right in front of her."Got you!" Ichigo made a feeble attempt to remove her haori and was easily juked by Soifon.
"You'll have to do better than that if you want to get me Kurosaki!" Soifon flipped over Ichigo and landed a hard kick to the back of his head, sending him falling to the ground. After sticking her tongue out at him she sprinted over to a large rock and disappeared from Ichigo's sight.
"Damn her!" Ichigo pushed himself back to his feet. Soifons kick knocked Ichigo for a loop and the appearance of Yoruichi made it even worse.
"Come one Ichigo try and strip me!" she walked right up to Ichigo and dodge his grasp at her sleeve. "You'll have to do better than that!" she teased as she dodged his next three attempts. Finally Ichigo stuck out a leg and swept her feet out from under and pulled her left shoe and sock off of her.
"Hah I got you!" he dropped the clothing her got form her and flash stepped away from her. Yoruichi wiggled her now bare toes and kicked off her other shoe and sock. She flash stepped over to one of the larger rocks and spotted Unohana using a small tunnel as cover.
"Gotcha" she whispered to herself as she flash stepped right behind Unohana and tackled her to the ground. The two women rolled from the momentum of the tackle and Unohana ended up in the advantage position on top of Yoruichi.
"Not so fast Yoruichi "Unohana blocked both her attempts to grab at her Haori and she started to tug at Yoruichi's top. Yoruichi used the momentum of Unohana pulling at her top to push her onto her back. Both of them managed to remove the others top when Unohana rolled to the left and got Yoruichi off of her. They threw the other clothes to the ground and were back at it again; this time Unohana got the better of Yoruichi and got her in a body scissors from behind her. "You know my legs are stronger that yours!" Unohana tightened the pressure on Yoruichi's midsection and while doing so unhooked the left side of her Bra.
"Yes, but I'm way faster than you!" Yoruichi elbowed Unohana's knees in rapid succession and broke free of the hold before she lost her bra. As Unohana tried to stand Yoruichi dove over her vertically and pulled her pants down to her ankles revealing her cobalt colored panties.
"You maybe fast, but we both know I'm stronger!" Unohana pulled her legs up to her chest, causing Yoruichi to lose her balance and took the opportunity to trap Yoruichi's head between her knees. Unohana pushed them together with all her might until Yoruichi released her so that she could recover. Unohana pulled her pants up as fast as she could and flashed stepped away from Yoruichi, who was still it.
"You'll pay for that one Retsu" Yoruichi laughed as she tried to catch her breath, but she didn't have that long to do so as she spotted Ichigo again. She flash stepped above her prey landed behind him. She wrapped both her arms around his waist and unfastened his belt before he knew what was going on.
"Hey!" Ichigo shouted as he felt his pants getting pulled down his legs. Yoruichi pulled his feet out from under him and yanked his pants away leaving him only wearing a pair of strawberry decaled boxers.
"Hahaha Ichigo nice boxers, you're it again!" Yoruichi threw his pants in his face and flash stepped out of sight. Grumbling, Ichigo set his pants aside and flash stepped after Yoruichi, bent on getting revenge. "You'll never catch me with that speed Ichigo!" Yoruichi taunted as he came within her view. The two flash stepped all over the place, Ichigo lunging at her after every step. He finally got a hold of her leg and stopped her before she could flash step.
"You want to laugh at my boxers huh, well eat this!" Ichigo got to his feet and reached for Yoruichi's panties. Once he got a good grip on them he pulled them as high as he could in a wedgie.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" Yoruichi was pulled up off the ground and her feet dangled as Ichigo bounced her up and down like a Yoyo by her panties. After a few minutes like this Ichigo yanked both her pants and panties off her, leaving her bottomless.
"You're it Yoruichi!" Ichigo shouted triumphantly, but before he knew she recovered and flipped him to the ground. When he tried to counter Yoruichi pulled his shirt over his face and then removed it while he was still confused.
"No Ichigo, I think you're it!" she pushed him in the butt with her foot and flash stepped away. Soifon arrived at the scene a few seconds later.
"I thought I heard Lady Yoruichi screaming-ahh!" Ichigo put her in a full nelson then slammed her to the ground. He pulled her into a wedgie just like he did with Yoruichi, causing her to scream like a banshee.
"This is for kicking me in the head!" Ichigo spun around several times, increasing the pain Soifon was feeling, and then stopped on a dime, sending Soifon flying out of her pants. Ichigo saw that she still had her panties on as she flew over an arch shaped rock and out of sight.
Soifon landed on her feet and covered herself with both her hands; she was wearing the thong Yoruichi got her from the real world. Now that she was it, she'd have to find someone to strip. She jumped from rock to rock, looking for someone to pounce on, until she saw Unohana doing the same. Soifon timed her pounce well, catching Unohana just as she started to run to her next objective. After rolling a few feet Soifon managed to unhook Unohana's bra and pulled it off, leaving the 4th division Captain topless.
"I guess I'm it then" Unohana sighed as she flashed stepped away from Soifon, leaving her by herself.
"I never knew how cold it was in here" Ichigo thought to himself, he flash stepped about 50 yards from where he was and saw that Unohana was waiting for him. "Good, I thought Yoruichi was coming after me again" Ichigo sat down on a flat rock to catch his breath.
"No, I haven't seen Yoruichi for a while now. She was chasing Soifon last I saw her though." Unohana knew she had the perfect opportunity to get Ichigo, since he didn't think she was it." Ichigo come here for a second, I have to tell you something" Ichigo inched towards Unohana and was then tackled to the ground. Unohana ended up straddling Ichigo's waist in the mounted position, "I'll take this" she jabbed Ichigo in his side with her right index and middle fingers, hitting a pressure point to make his body go limp. She leaned forward over Ichigo, her breasts right in front of his face, and slid his boxers off of him. She held up his strawberry boxers like a trophy in front of his face. "It seems you're on your last legs Ichigo" Retsu sighed dreamily as she stood up and looked down to see what she felt during Ichigo's physical. She bit her lip as she started to fantasize about what she would do to Ichigo if she had him like this under different circumstances. Her fantasy was by the feeling of a draft nipping at her legs and before she knew it, she was down to nothing but her panties.
"you're on your last legs too it seems" Ichigo smirked as he tossed her pants aside and pulled his long undershirt down to cover the boner that recently appeared.
"Maybe Ichigo, but one of us is about to lose, and I don't plan on that person being me" Unohana charged at Ichigo and aimed a punch at his jaw, which Ichigo dodged matrix style and he picked her up on his shoulders in a half tackle. He used his free hand to start to pull her panties off, but she wiggled free of his grasp and transitioned to trying to pull his under shirt off.
"It's about time they faced off" Yoruichi sat next to Soifon on a cliff looking the two trying to take the others clothes off. "They just needed that slight sexual push to get them started, aren't I the best at this?" she looked on as they countered each other at every attempt.
"Umm...Lady Yoruichi...can I please put my clothes back on?" Soifon asked timidly as she continued to cover herself up.
"Do what you like Soi, I think I'll stay like this for a while" Soifon got up to find her clothes and receive a hard smack on the ass form Yoruichi making her fall from the cliff. "Now for one last touch." Yoruichi increased her Reiatsu as did one flash step down to the two and grabbed them ever so slightly and flash stepped back to Ichigo's bed and did one last flash step to leave the two alone.
Ichigo had finally gotten Unohana's panties off and at the same time Unohana pulled Ichigo's undershirt off of him. After a brief paused they came together for a passionate kiss and it was on.
A/N:Ok so not really a Lemon, but it's the next best thing. Till next time!!!!