APH: The Random Series 9
Chapter 9: Spain~!
After her visit to China's house, Ritinstonia's been in such a happy mood.
She hummed to herself as she limped her way towards the world conference room. She stopped in front of the two large doors, and found that she was having some trouble opening them.
"man!... I just gatta push harder!" she said, trying harder to push the door. Slowly the door started to feel lighter. "yay!" she said happily. She then realized that someone behind her was holding the door open for her.
"you ok?" a voice said. Ritinstonia turned around and smiled brightly when she saw who it was.
"oh, hey there! Thanks, I haven't seen ya in a while!" Ritinstonia said smiling.
"are you alright? You usually don't have trouble with the door" Switzerland asked, looking at her. She just smiled and nodded, "I'm fine, it's just my leg that's stopping me, that's all" she said.
Switzerland looked at her leg, then gave her a concerned look. "what happened?" he asked.
She just smiled and looked down at her leg, "oh, I was training, I guess I went a bit too far" she said, giggling.
As her and Switzerland walked and talked, she smiled happily, her day was getting better and better. As switzerland went to take his seat she noticed Russia.
A part of her wanted to punch him, but, she wanted to do something else.
She slowly limped towards him.
Russia looked up and gave her his usual smile. The smile seemed to fade as a huge, dark purple aura started to glow around him. He frowned, a rare sight for her to see.
"what happend to your leg?" he asked, Ritinstonia raised a brow. She shivered a bit, as if, something evil might happend.
"oh, I hurt it during training" she said, limping closer to the russian.
"Training? With who?" he asked. She just smiled, completely oblivious to the evil aura that seemed to be eating the chair next to him.
"with China, of course!" she said happily. "oh?" he said, slowly turning to glare at China. She could have sworn she heard him saying "Kolkolkolkolkol" under his breath.
She just stared at him, then sighed, "listen, dude, Normally, I'd never ask YOU for this, but.." she started, then looked away.
"but?..." he said, his smile slowly returning.
"but... I need a hug... And since ya owes meh big fur callin's meh littl' ya haft'a give meh one!" she said, nearly shouting it as a weird accent creeped out.
"a hug?" he replied, tilting his head and raising a brow in confusion.
Ritinstonia looked away and nodded, I can't believe she's asking the same dude who makes her life a living hell and makes fun of her Height, for a hug.
Russia smiled, stood up and opened up his arms. "alright then" he said, chuckling. Ritinstonia hesitated a bit, but slowly, still limping, made her way to hug him.
"I swear to all the mighty gods that I know of that if ya do anything t' hurt meh, I'll kills ya" she warned.
As soon as she was about to hug him, France pounced on her. "mon Angel! 'ow are you! Oh how I have missed you!" he purred as he held her in his arms tight.
"eek!" she shrieked, she was about to kick him until Russia pulled them apart.
"o-oh.. H-hello there Russia" France stuttered nervously. Ritinstonia sighed, she never got her hug. She was able to wiggle herself out of his grip and land on the floor. Forgetting that her right foot was injured, she stepped down hard, putting all her weight on it and hissed at the pain, "ahh! Hijo de puta! Mi pierna! Ai como me pude olvidad! Mierda! Ai!*" she growled, holding her leg.
When she calmed down she turned to Russia and sighed. "talk t' ya later dude" she muttered, before limping to her seat.
On her way there she spotted England sipping on his tea. "YO England!" she shouted with glee as she made her way over to him. Mostly for the tea.
England turned his head and smiled. "oh, hello there Ritinstonia, how was your visit to china?" he asked, frowning when he saw her limping. "oh, ya know, it was so super special sexually awesome that I might just go again" she said as she stole his tea and gulped it down.
"super special what?" he asked, raising a thick brow at her, she laughed, damn, it's like someone pasted fur on his face. She was about to repeat what she said, until she got glomped from behind.
"Hey! ya made it!" America shouted, turning her around so that she only looked at him.
"it's a good thing too! The hero needs his damsel!- I-I-I mean sidekick! The hero needs his sidekick!" he shouted frantically, blushing hard.
Ritinstonia refrained from hitting him upside the head. Sidekicks... Aren't the sidekicks... Always short?
She sighed. Where the hell was Greenland! She needs a hug!
Britain just rolled his eyes, "honestly just come out and say you like her already. Ritin did you know America used to wet the be-" he started, but was cut off when America chopped his head with his famous "American Hero Chop"!.
"SH-SHE DOESNT NEED TO KNOW THAT DUDE! DONT BE SUCH A PRICK NOW SHUT UP!" America growled, as he and England got into a huge argument.
Ritinstonia laughed, she knows she shouldn't have but they're to damn funny. Then turned quickly and went to look for her flag hiding somewhere on this huge round (or is it oval?) table. She soon spotted it, residing next to Spain and that Italian guy that took her bunny, what was his name again?
As she sat down Spain smiled brightly at her. "Hola~" he greeted. Riti smiled at him, then burst out laughing when she noticed the random tomato on his head. "aww!" she said as soon as she caught her breath back.
"theres a random tomato on your head" she said, pointing at it.
Spain just chuckled and smiled at her, "yup! Romano left it there" he explain.
Oh my god.. She stared into his eyes and could not help but randomly blurt out "you have sexy green eyes" . She soon realized what she said quickly covered her mouth, then burst out laughing at herself.
Spain just laughed, "gracias chiquita, Your eyes are very unique too~!"
Ritinstonia just smiled. But frowned when the Italian dude stared at her for a while, then as soon as their eyes locked, he looked away. Was she THAT HATED?
"Roma~ say hi to little Ritinstonia!" Spain said happily. Romano, apparently, just called him a stupid tomato bastard and looked away blushing. Spain just stared at him for a bit, then chuckled a bit. "Roma is soo cute~" he said.
Ritinstonia raised a brow, then smiled mischievously, her fangirl ness was coming out. These two would make the PERFECT Yaoi couple! Who agrees? Hmmm... Maybe she should get them together...
"Oh no you don't!" a voice said, grabbing her arm and dragging her off. When she turned to peek over her shoulder to spot the culprit who dared to lay a hand on her Epicness , she saw Greenland hugging her kitten softly in her arms and sighed in relief. "YO Greenie! Why'd ya do that?" she asked the other girl, as she was dragged to sit between her and Canada.
Greenland just sat down and patted her cat. He was a cute, gray kitten with large green eyes named smoky. As the kitten purred, Greenland looked at Ritinstonia and poked her. "Pokyu" she said as she poked Ritinstonia's cheek multiple times randomly.
Riti rolled her eyes and turned to Canada. "YO! What's up bro?" she said as she patted Kumajiro's head softly. "I'm doing fine" he replied with a smile.
Ritinstonia then turned towards Greenland, crossed her arms and raised a brow, waiting for an explanation.
"I saw you smirking, and every time you smirk like that it can't be anything good. What are you planing?" she asked. Ritinstonia blinked for a bit, then gave Greenland her most mischievous smile and quickly limped back to her original seat. Laughing as she heard Greenland's complains.
Once the meeting started she just looked around the room. Everything was just as it usually was.. Wait... Did England just fall off his chair? What the hell? Bwahahahaha! Why is France running around with only a rose covering his crouch? oh Gods MY EYES! I'll never see roses the same way again.
Ritinstonia laughed as Switzerland started running after France and shooting at him, gods she loved these world conference meetings. She turned in her seat and smiled when she saw Spain poking Romano's cheeks randomly.
Hmmm... Pairing those two up will take great fangirl powers and oh. It. Shall. Be. DELICIOUS!
"señorita Ritinstonia? Would you like to come over~?" Spain asked from behind her. Causing her to brake away from her thoughts and fall out of her chair with shock. she hit the floor with a huge thud! As she rubbed her side she heard someone snickering, it sounded strangely like a "Kesesesese" sound. Riti sighed as she rubbed her aching backside, when Spain offered her his hand, she gladly took it.
Once she was up, she turned to him and growled, "holy shitz dude, don't scare me like that!" she scold. When Spain just smiled and laughed, she sighed, letting go of his hand as she sat down in her seat. "fine I'll come. I actually wouldn't mind visiting a Spanish country! Seems like fun" she replied. Spain smiled brightly and gave her a bright, shiny, round tomato.
Ritinstonia blinked, but smiled back and took the tomato. It was so cute, she couldn't help but blush and make a kitty face as she stared at it. :3
As the meeting went on, Riti come to learn a lot about Spain and his relationship with Romano (which, hopefully, will be more then "just friends" when she's through with them) nudge nudge. Wink wink. Wolf whistle. evil grin? XD
Finally, when the meeting finished, Riti stretched, and sighed. Boy was she glad that was over, she was getting hungry and was craving something sweet. She noticed that due to her thinking of food, she was the last one out of the room. Riti sighed and slowly stood up, pushing her chair out and slowly limping her way towards the door.
As she made her way towards it, some idiot (She has long brown hair, you can just imagine who it was -_-) Purposely closed the door in front of her face. The small girl growled and tried to open the large door. She yelped in pain when she accidentally put a lot of weight on her foot.
She sighed, knowing that there was no way she could open the door with her best leg injured. Her eye twitched, she was too epic for this kind of shit! Ritinstonia growled and gripped her hair in frustration. She then twirled her fingers into tight fists, and banged on the door with all her strength. Both her fists tingled as they collided with the wooden door with epic force.
The sound echoed throughout the empty room, sounding like loud bullets. When her hands began to pain and throb from banging on the door for so long, she growled and banged on it harder.
"Help! someone open the damn door! I'm Too Epic for this bullcrap! HELP! PLEASE OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!" she screamed, when it seemed like it was pointless, Ritinstonia stopped banging and sighed.
That's when the door burst open, hitting her and making her fly back. "gyaa!" she squeaked. Riti sat up groaned in pain as she rubbed the back of her head where it hit the floor, then she realized the door was open and quickly stood up, ignoring the pain in her leg, and ran towards the open door before it could close on her again.
Once she was outside in the hall, she huffed, shrieking in shock when the door closed behind her. She raised a brow but shrugged it off, that's when she remembered that someone had opened the door for her, that meant that awesome person deserves a gift for saving her Epicness!. She looked around the hall for them and saw someone with white hair and a yellow blur turn a corner.
"hey!" she shouted, limping as quickly as she could towards them. Once she got to the corner she saw them turning again, "wait! Let me thank ya properly dude!" she shouted, limping towards them again. Turning a corner one last time, she saw the person head out the door, Ritinstonia pouted sadly, then decided to just give up.
Oh well, hopefully she'll meet them again. What got to her really, was that she has no idea who has white hair. She crossed her arms and thought about it for a bit, then winced when she felt a soft clawing feeling on her head. She raised a hand to touch her head, and felt something soft and fluffy on her head.
The soft and fluffy thing chirped, "pew pew!" Ritinstonia blinked, then moved towards a random mirror on the wall, she stood on her tippy toes, ignoring the pain she felt on her right leg, and stared at her reflection.
She blinked again when she saw a small, yellow bird on her head. "pew pew!". she smiled, "Hey there little dude! I'm Ritinstonia! How ya doing?" she cooed, raising a hand to gently stroke his soft feathers. The small chick shivered and move closer towards he hand, "pew pew!"
She giggled, "I wish I knew your name" she cooed again as she plucked the bird off her head and held him gently in the palms of her hands. She kissed him and rubbed her cheeks affectionately on his soft feathers. "pew pew!" the small bird chirped, rubbing on her cheek affectionately in return.
"Gilbird! Here boy! Come to the Awesome Me!" Riti jumped, the sudden voice seemed to be getting louder, and it had a strange accent. It was kind of annoying.
"pew pew!" the little yellow chick chirped. Riti smiled, and let the bird (Gilbird? Apparently) fly away to it's real master. The bird chirped and few, turning a corner.
Riti smiled, then turned and limped away.
-000-
"I'm really glad you were able to come over chiquita. Sorry for asking you to help me out with these crates of tomates" Spain said, placing a few more tomatoes into another crate before carefully picking it up.
Riti smiled at him as she picked up another crate and followed him to place it with the others, "no problem dude, I actually don't mind. It'll help my leg heal faster"
As they continued to chat and fill crate after crate of Tomatoes, Riti soon heard a grumbling noise. As she and Spain placed the last two crates of tomatoes on the ground next to the others, she saw a fuming and grumbling Italian head their way. Riti smiled and waved at him, "ah Roma~ your just in time to see me and señorita Ritinstonia finish with the last of the tomato crates!~"
Romano was glaring at the floor and grumbling, then, without warning, he kick all of the crates, causing all the tomatoes to get soiled on the ground and splatter. "Bastardo! Madre di puttana!" he shouted, then huffed and crossed his arms.
"Romano!" Spain shouted, he looked at the fuming italian, then sighed, "I'll be right back señorita, I'm going to go get a broom and hopefully tell the trading ports that I'll be a little late when delivering" he explained, turning towards her and smiling. Spain then whistled happily and walked inside the house.
Riti blinked for a few moments, then turned to Romano and scowled. "hey, that wasn't very nice dude, we friggen worked hard on that!" she shouted, placing her hands on her hips.
Romano turned to her, then ran off. Riti stared for a bit, then growled and ran after him.
She ignored the squishy tomato sound coming from her boots as she ran after the Italian. Her boots, the bitch had messed with her boots! Ya don't just go around messing with a chicks favorite boots and expect to get away with it just cause your cute!
As she cached up to him, she squeaked in surprise when Romano suddenly stopped, causing her to bash against his back and fall to the floor "omph!".
"ow" she groaned as she slowly sat up and rubbed the back of her head. Why is today being so evil to her!
Riti was surprised when she saw a hand being offered to her. She looked up to see Romano staring at her, his angry expression on his face, yet he was blushing. Either from being angry or embarrassed.
Riti stared at him for a while before taking his hand. "thanks, I guess" she murmured as she stood.
Romano stared at her for a bit, before sighing and looking away, "I'm sorry, but I was mad and I only saw that damn Tomato bastard"
Riti blinked for a bit, then sighed herself and gave him a forgiving smile. "it's ok, I guess. But mind tellin' me why ya hates me so much?" she asked.
Romano stared at her for a while, before releasing her hand and leaning against a stone wall. "I don't hate you, it's just that I get nervous around you, because you remind me of a girl I met years ago. She was kind to me, but acted like a guy, I didn't know how to act around her since she constantly had mood swings, and your the same" he explained, going deep into thought.
Riti stared at him for a bit, before blushing and making a 'squee' sound. Causing Romano to look up, but suddenly finding himself on his back on the ground. Ritinstonia was hugging him tightly and squealing.
"Your soo cute! Nyaww! I forgive you Romanisito!" she squealed. Romano blinked for a few moments, before blushing deeply, "h-hey! Get off!" he screamed, but didn't push her off.
When Riti finally regained herself from her fangirlness, she sat up and smiled at Romano. "dude, your just too cute sometimes ya know that right? Anyways don't worry 'bout a thing. I want t' be your friend, I hope ya don't mind"
Romano sat up and nodded, his blush grew, making it hard to not hug him again. As they sat there in silence, Riti realized something, she Raised her hands and gently hit the bottom of her right fist on her left palm in realization. "hey!" she asked, catching Romano's attention. She raised right her index finger and tilted her head in confusion, raising a brow.
"you said I remind you of someone, who is the chick I remind you of? Because clearly, there can only be one Epic me" she asked. Romano blinked, then thought for a moment. "well, I met her when I was here working for that damned Tomato bastard, she never really told me who she was but she knew grandpa Rome, meaning she was pretty old. She would visit me every so often, but ran off when Spain or Belgum was around, I wouldn't blame her, he's an idiot. But she never left when Netherlands was here, he seemed to like her since she looked and acted like such a young girl. She seemed to like him as well, just not as much as he did her" he explain, crossing his arms in irritation.
Riti raised a brow, but shrugged it off. "oh well, hopefully she was nice and maybe I'll meet her someday. That would actually be cool!"
Romano nodded and sighed, then patted Riti's head gently, "your very short" he mumbled, she growled and stood up rapidly, "DON'T YA DARE CALL ME SHORT! ILL BEAT YA WITH A STICK AND BUST YOUR LEGS! THEN WE'LL SEE WHO ENDS UP BEING SHORT!" she roared.
Romano blinked, then laughed. He stood up and patted her head again, "don't worry, I didn't mean anything bad by it, I meant it in a 'your so small your adorable' kind of way" Romano said as he smiled at her.
Riti smiled, "your a lot different then Italy, at least you won't get me to nearly fall off a cliff and almost die" she said, giggling.
Romano frowned, he stared at her with an angry expression, "Veneziano did what?" he shouted, getting angrier by the minute.
Riti sighed and crossed her arms, she chuckled as she saw Romano stomping around fuming in anger. "yupp, waaay different. Well, we better get going, I'm hungry and I'm craving for something sweet" she told him, placing her hand on his shoulder.
Romano sighed, and gave her a gentle smile, Riti blushed and squealed again. She ruffled his hair and laughed "honestly dude, sometimes your just too cute for your own good"
-000-
As they walked back they spotted Spain finishing his clean up of the splattered tomatoes. He must of sensed them coming, because he turned immediately towards their direction.
Spain smiled brightly and waved at the two, "there you are! I've been wondering where you two have been!~" he asked as the two moved closer to him.
Riti smiled and placed both her hands behind her back, resting on them "oh ya know, walkin' and gettin' t' know each other. But that's not the deal dude, I'm hungry, ya got anythin' sweet t' eat?" she asked. Spain blinked at her for a bit, then smiled brightly and laughing, motioning for them to come inside "Si! I do chiquita!~ come inside and we'll have some tea with churros!~"
As they walked inside Riti turned to Romano and raised a brow, "what's a churro anyways?". Romano turned to her and smiled, "you'll like it, trust me, it's really sweet and crunchy"
Riti crossed her arms and smirked, "I'll decide if its good enough for the Epic me to eat, and maybe if I find it sexy enough, I might ask t' sell it in my epic country" she laughed, ah, it feels great to be this cool.
Spain laughed, "you call yourself Epic? Your just like him~" Riti blinked, then tilted her head in confusion. "I'm just like who?"
Romano was also confused, he huffed and crossed his arms, "who the hell are you comparing her to you damn Tomato Bastardo?". Spain laughed again, once they were in his kitchen, Riti and Romano sat themselves down at his table, Romano sat next to her and randomly started patting her head like she was a little girl.
Riti didn't mind, she laid her head down on the table and mewed in happiness. "you should be glad Romanito, I don't let just anyone pat my head, only cool people are allowed to pat the Epic me"
Spain laughed again as he poured hot water into three tea cups, "you don't consider yourself as being awesome?" he asked. Riti thought about it for a bit, remembering a strange, and very annoying, figure from her past who referred to himself as being awesome before attempting to take her land.
She snorted in disgust, "eww no, awesome is for the weak, I am not weak, therefore I am Epic" she said.
Spain just laughed as he set their tea in front of them. "hmm.." he hummed in though, then his eyes glinted as he got a plan, Spain headed for the counter and got the Churros. "so chiquita, what would happen if someone should come and spread rumors about you being... Oh I dunno... Not Epic at all?~" he asked, placing the plate of the Spanish delicacy on the table and sat himself down across from her.
Riti growled, "I'll blow them up! How dare they call me not epic? The Fuckin' bastard has no idea who he'd be messin' with! Nobody fuckin' calls me Not Epic! They got balls if they think they're going to get away with it! I'm the Epic Ritinstonia! That's all that needs to be said! My name even sounds totally Epic so people can't talk jack Shit! FTW!" she ranted, huffing as took sip of her tea.
Spain chuckled before doing the same, "Si! Exactly the same, you two would actually make a pretty amusing pair~" he said. Romano raised a brow, then thought about it, before growling and pulling on Spain's cheek forcefully. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN! DONT COMPARE HER TO THAT DAMN POTATO BASTARD'S BROTHER!"
Spain whined and cried in pain like a baby, "Oowww Roma! That hurts! Your hurting Boss's face!" Romano Scoffed, then pulled on it a little harder, "Your No longer my boss Tomato Bastard!"
Riti watched as the two of them fought like an old married couple. With Romano being the hard and needy wife, and Spain being the clumsy and carefree husband. She chuckles and reached out for a churro.
She took a bite of the delicious looking pastry and Savored the flavor, once she swallowed, her eyes widened and she blinked. Romano and Spain both turned to see what was wrong. Riti's cheeks grew a lovely shade of pink and she smiled brightly, making a 'squee' sound again. She looked up at Romano and Spain and blushed harder, looking quite adorable, "this taste sooo good! I wants t' know the Recipe! Or transport it to my country! I'm sure people will love this Oh Gods this is awesome it's almost not nearly it wishes but it's almost as Epic as Me!" she squealed, before devouring it.
Romano smiled and chuckled at her, then let go of Spain's cheek in order to eat a churro for himself. Spain noticed and chuckled, he rubbed his throbbing cheek stared at Romano, "aww Roma!~ you look so cute when you blush! You should do it more often!~" he said as he reached for a churro himself.
Romano growled at him, "Shut up tomato bastard! It wasn't meant for you!" he shouted. Riti giggled as she devoured another churro within seconds of it touching her lips, Spain sighed sadly, "oh Roma, why can't you be more like Ita-chan? He's so cute and sweet and he doesn't hit me at all~" he exclaimed happily, laughing.
Riti stopped her churro, which was midway towards her lips, and stared at Spain with wide eyes filled with horror and disbelief.
Spain raised a brow and stared at her, concerned, "is something wrong chiquita?~". Riti blinked, still in horror and disbelief, and turned to glance at Romano. He was angry, but behind his anger though, she saw his hurt and sadness. Is this what he had to go through? His former boss/caretaker always comparing him to his younger brother? How could Spain be so insensitive?
"Roma? Señorita Ritinstonia? Are you two alright?" Spain asked again, reaching out to hold her hand. Romano growled and glared at him, "Shut the hell Tomato Barstado!"
Spain sighed, "Roma.."
Romano and Spain both jumped when Ritinstonia stood and Slammed her hands onto the table, the poor churro went flying halfway across the room. They both turned and were shocked to see her glaring intensely at Spain. "YOU INSENSITIVE SON OF A BITCH! HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THIS CLUELESS? I SWEAR TO ALL THE GODS I KNOW THAT IF YOU EVER MAKE A COMMENT AS INSENSITIVE AS THE ONE YOU JUST MADE I'LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN! I OUGHT T' SMACK YA FOR THE WAY YOU ACTED! GET A FUCKING CLUE YA DAMNED FUCK BRAIN!" she roared, leaving the Spaniard and the Italian speechless.
She growled and pushed her chair aside, stomping out of the kitchen and heading towards the backyard. "wait! Wh-where are you going?" Spain shouted from the kitchen. Riti growled again, "IM GOING FOR A WALK!" she shouted back, slamming the door behind her. Without seeing where she was going, or caring at the moment, she started walking. She needed to get out out of there before she broke something, preferably Spain's neck, and caused a ruckus.
She had agreed to come over to Spain's house to visit because she wanted to see a Spanish country, but also she wanted to have Spain as an ally rather then an enemy. But seeing how rude and how much of a clueless asshole he was it just made her want to kick his ass until he got an idea! How long has he been hurting Romano's feelings? She may not have known Romano for long, but she just couldn't stand rude behavior! It's just... Unacceptable!
Riti stopped walking and took a deep breath, then exhaled, she was calming down a bit. She looked up and tried to take in her surroundings. She noticed she was in a small Forrest, 'oh shit, don't tell me I'm lost!' Riti gripped her hair in frustration and growled, she was terrible with directions and got lost easily.
She looked around and spotted an oak tree growing wild flowers. They were pretty little white wild flowers, so bright and springing with joy. Riti smiled and walked to the center of the oak, where they were growing. She kneeled down to touch one, the petals were soft and wet with cute due drops. As if someone had just watered them. but it hadn't rained in weeks.
Riti sighed, "I'm too old for all these complications.." she mumbled, then let her mind drift off into thoughts, remembering everything that went on in her life, when her and her brother were first born, to the first and second world war, and now.
Riti sighed again, life was too complicated for a nation, especially one who lost her other half due to another idiot's bad aiming. "hey!"
Riti turned sharply looking up, only to spot a small fairy, or is it a Faery? "hi.." Riti responded, the Faery huffed and crossed her arms, "que estas asiendo? Estas tratando de robar mis flores? Eso es no? Deja mis flores sola! Salga de aquí! Quien eres!"she shouted, Riti chuckled as the Faery ranted in Spanish, sounding like little squeaks from a mouse.
"don't worry, I'm not here to steal your flowers, my names Ritinstonia, I'm visiting Spain but kind of, had a little fight with him so... I'm here now" she replied. The little faery, brown hair spiked up and pointing in different directions, wearing a dress made from white flower pedals and had pretty green eyes, huffed again and placed her tiny hands on her hips.
"your a new nation, right? Why are you here? And what do you want from me and my flowers? I just washed each petal!" she shouted again, Riti giggled, she was so cute. "well, you could say that. As for why I'm here, I'm lost actually, and I don't want to take your flowers, they're pretty where they are" she assured the tiny Faery.
The Faery glared at her for a bit, then flew over to sit down on her shoulder, "your lost? You must be pretty stupid and airheaded like to get lost here, just like mr. Spain" she said. Riti's eye twitched, "oh, I'm Beibei by the way" she stated happily before flying to sit on the top of her head.
After she finally sat herself down, she squealed, rather adorably, and nuzzled closer, "your hair is so soft and your head is so warm!" she squealed. Riti laughed "then that explains why a random bird sat on my head, he was cute though"
Beibei seemed to have fallen asleep, because Riti felt her body go limp and spread out, and she seemed to be comfortable as she snuggled closer, making a blanket with her hair.
Riti laughed again, if only she had a handheld mirror with her right now...
-000-
Spain was worried, Romano had decided it was getting late and he needed to get home before Italy became a pest. But before he left he had threatened to chop Spain's balls off if anything had happened to Ritinstonia.
It had been 3 hours since she's left, and another 2 since Romano left. Spain sighed and quickly ran to the backyard, he yelled out her name, but received no answer. He quickly ran into the woods and continued to call out her name, when he didn't receive an answer, he became more frantic.
Running past tree to tree, he called out louder and louder. Finally, he received a reply, a small squeaking noise, he turned sharply and ran towards the direction he was sure it came from.
He stopped the moment he saw her, she was on the ground, sleeping soundly next to beautiful white flowers. Spain sighed in relief as he walked up to her and kneeled down to pick her up. He chuckled lightly as she mumbled something in her sleep about mountains filled with caramel.
Walking back, he was glad he memorized the woods, after getting lost in them for about a bizzilion times.
Once they were inside, Spain laid Ritinstonia on his couch and headed for his kitchen to make some tea and Churros, she might be hungry for a snack when she wakes up.
Spain smiled as he pulled the freshly baked Churros out of the oven. He chuckled and began to sit them on a plate. When he turned to place the plate filled with the delicious Spanish treat on the table with the Tea, he saw Ritinstonia blinking at him innocently, before smiling brightly "yaay!" she shouted in a child like voice.
Spain stared for a few seconds, before laughing as she sat down at the table and waited patiently for the treat, smile still plastered on her face.
"I see your awake chiquita, you gave me quite a scare earlier when I couldn't find you out in the woods. I hope your hungry~" he said as he sat the plate down at the table and grabbed some napkins.
"sweets!" she squeaked, before reaching for a napkin and grabbing a churro with it.
Spain smiled and sipped on his tea. "hmm, I love this..." she moaned, devouring the pastry within seconds, then reaching for another. "hey."
She said, swallowing the treat before looking into Spain's eyes, "who were you comparing me to earlier?" she asked.
Spain smiled, "well, my friend, Prussia. He's just like you chiquita, only he refers to himself as awesome, not epic"
Riti raised a brow, then shrugged off, oh well, it not as if this Prussia dude or whatever was important. "ya know, next time, be careful of what you say. Or I might actually have to hurt ya, bastard.." she told him, taking a bite of another churro.
Spain frowned, "I'm sorry, what did I say to upset you?" when Riti saw that he was sincerely confused, she sighed, "you hurt Romano's feelings. Imagine how hurt the dude was when ya compared him to his brother" she explained.
Spain raised a brow, Riti frowned, "it hurts to be compared to someone close to you, you made it sound like you loved Italy more then him. It also sounded like you said Roma was incapable to do the most simplest thing, I mean sure I love Italy, but I also love Romano equally and I know not to say something as stupid as what ya just did. To make it simple, don't. Ever. Compare. Romano. To Italy. Again" she scold, then returned to eating her churro.
Spain thought about what she said, then sighed, she was right, he shouldn't have hurt Romano's feelings. "your right chiquita, that was insensitive and I shouldn't have acted the way I did" he replied, sighing.
Riti devoured churro after churro, until nothing was left. She wiped her mouth clean and sighed happily, "that was soo tasty"
Spain chuckled, "you really seemed to enjoy sweets" he said, standing up to take his empty tea cup and plate to the sink. "of course! Sweets are my life! Why do you think the Capital of Ritinstonia is Vanilla?"
At that, Spain laughed, "you really named your Capital, Vanilla?" he washed the dishes, and Ritinstonia snorted, "at least it's a better name the Madrid, and I have a reason for it being called Vanilla!" she defended.
Spain hummed, "or really?~ and what is that?~" he said in singsong.
Riti pouted and crossed her arms like a small child, "it's called Vanilla because when I was first born Vanilla flowers grew there and Still grow there. And I'll have you know that our sweets are the best in the world!" she grumbled.
Spain chuckled and went to sit down next to her, "well señorita, I think thats a pretty good name for a Capital" Riti sighed, he was such a nerd.
"your so happy-go-lucky, I was told you used to be a pirate like big brother England" when Spain nodded she raised a brow, "if you were a pirate, then why are you so careless and care free all the time? Well, I guess that's why you lost to England and sank in 1587"
Spain blinked, then started crying, "WAAAAAAAAH! MY ARMADA!" he wailed, he started sobbing in his arms as he laid his head on the table. Riti stared at him, then raised a brow. "oh don't be such a wuss, it's in the past now so stop sobbing" she told him, sipping her now cold tea.
Spain sniffled, "b-but I lost everything! I was soo powerful and one bad move cost me everything! After my Armada sank I was known as a second-rate loser by everyone and no matter how hard I try I can never gain back my power! WAAAAAAAAH!" he cried.
Riti was tempted to smack him, but sighed instead, "look on the bright side, your a happy country now and you sure as hell know how t' make some good pastries! So smile, be happy, and I won't smack ya, Kay?" she said, smiling brightly.
Spain sniffled, then nodded. "hey, maybe we could do business, ya mind if I sell some of those churro in my country? I'm sure people will die happy just eating them" she said, hoping to change the subject.
Spain automatically started talking about opening a special trading port between Ritinstonia and Spain. After a while they ended up talking about their likes, dislikes and vulnerabilities. Riti was afraid about this subject a little.
"I already know you have a weakness towards sweets and you tend to act like a child~" Spain said cheery. Riti growled "do not!" she was proven wrong when Spain was holding a churro wrapped in a napkin above her head. She squealed and dove for it, once She had gotten her hands on the churro, she started munching on it like a hungry little hamster.
"see? Vulnerable~" he said in sing song. When she finished eating, she glared at him and wiped her mouth clean. "s-so? From what I notice is that your venerable to cute things!" Spain just chuckled.
Riti's eye glinted with mischief, she stared at Spain with large eyes and clapped her hands together in front of her. She managed a small blush and looked up to him in awe, "can I have a hug?" she asked sweetly, in a child like voice that resembled that of liechtenstein's, "big brother?" she added, with a small tilt of her head.
Spain blushed, then hugged her tightly, "YOUR SOOO CUTE! SI! BIG BROTHER SPAIN WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE HUGS YOU COULD EVER WANT!" Riti smiled, "see? Vulnerable!" she said laughing.
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Riti sighed as she Pulled on her shirt, she had to stop sleeping over other peoples houses, Not that she hated them or whatever! It's just... The beds always hurt her back...
She sighed sadly as she stared at herself in the full length mirror. The black shirt was the same as the others, below her kneecaps and the baggy gray sweat pants were too long for her, she couldn't see her feet.
She looked like a toddler in her dad's clothes.
She stepped out of the bathroom and walked to her room, she tripped over the sweats and fell face first on the floor. "omph!"
She groaned in pain, then got up and continued on her way.
... No one saw that...
Once in the room she flopped down on the bed and slid under the covers.
Hopefully tomorrow will be calming and not filled with... "excitement"... Like today was... One can only hope...
-End Of Chapter 9-
Author's Note: I'm watching the Hetalia: Paint it, White! Movie! I love this movie... And it surprises me on how many times I've watched this without getting sick of it :D
My mom, on the other hand, is a whole different story XD
Ahh... Zealand... He'll appear soon, in fact... I'll tell you who appears soon...
Denmark, Norway, Iceland and Greenland! We'll be learning all about them... Well about Denmark and Greenland... In chapter 10!
Has anyone noticed the Prussia references? he seems to pop out of nowhere doesn't he? And (don't tell my friend Misaki) but I really don't like him much... I find him kind of creepy.
I love germany, he's my love. 3. The sad thing about it is that, when I first heard of the show, I took a personality quiz, (which I do with every show I'm about to watch) and the person I got was Prussia, I didn't know who he was but I thought he looked annoying and evil. Then I took a compatibility test... And I got Prussia again... Weird... And I hate the dude.
Here's a random fun-fact:
when Germany was devided into two nations (East and West Germany), the city of Berlin was divided into East and West Berlin by the 43-km (27-mile) "Berlin Wall." To escape East Berlin, people dug tunnels under the wall, scaled the wall, and even floated in balloons over it. The wall came down in 1989.
Why people did that... I dunno...
History:
The Spanish Hapsburg monarchy became for a time the most powerful in the world. In 1588, Philip II sent his invincible Armada to invade England, but its destruction cost Spain its supremacy on the seas and paved the way for England's colonization of America. Spain then sank rapidly to the status of a second-rate power under the rule of weak Hapsburg kings, and it never again played a major role in European politics.
Capital of Spain: Madrid. (just thought you guys should know :D)
Translation:
Spanish:
Chiquita: small (Feminine) but since it's being referred to a girl without it being in the sentence of "ella es muy chiquita" (She is very small) It means Little one. In other words It's just a cutesy pet name for a small female child. Example: Ritinstonia whose only 4"11 XD
Hijo de puta: son of a bitch!
Mi pierna: my leg!
Como me pude olvidad: how could I forget!
Mierda: Shit!
Ai: this could apply to anything, most use it for sudden realization or when frantic or panicking. So this is kind of like "Aiyah" only Spanish, but sometimes it's used as a word for pain, like "ow" or "ouch". Basically, there is no actual translation to this.
Que estas asiendo?: what are you doing?
Estas tratando de robar mis flores?: are you trying to steal my flowers?
Eso es no?: thats it ain't it?
Deja mis flores sola!: leave my flowers alone!
Salga de aquí!: get out of here!
Quien eres?: who are you?
Sola = feminine for Alone
Solo = masculine for Alone
Italian:
Bastardo: bastard
Madri di puttana: usually people would know this as "son of a bitch" but the way I learned it was "mother of whore" it's kind of like saying your mothers a whore, since Madri is mother, and Puttana is whore. Di can be "is, of, and" but you guys can use it as "son of a bitch". Anyways I'ma just tell ya that it's an extremely bad word so i suggest you guys look up the real translation or consult an Italian person before using it out there in the human world XD