Epilogue
When I first set out to write Lunar Shadow, I never expected anyone to take a second look at it. Frankly, I didn't care; it was done for me. Imagine my surprise when people started reviewing, and that it was received well. With that being said, I have two other stories in the works – Expect the first to be out around mid-July to late August—but they're in the planning stages for now, and I can't make any promises. I've also begun making machinima, so take a look if-- *Slap* Ow! What was that for?
"This isn't the place to promote your movies! That's what your YouTube page* is for!"
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Wait, didn't I leave you floating in space?
"Yes."
So, how did--?
"I swam. Sort of…"
You swam…
"Yes…"
Through nothing?
"Yes…"
Who are you, Chuck N-- *Slap*
"Quiet, you fool!"
So, as I was saying, machinima and stories coming in the near…ish future. Don't expect anything big or fancy on the machinima front; I'm just starting to work with it. Oh, what else was I going to say…?
"You were going to give them the preview of the next saga, right?"
You know, talking to myself is weird. You just sit over there.
"Fine…"
Without further adieu, I present to you, Lunar Shadow: The Desert Chronicles, a prologue.
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there y—"
"Gear, I swear, if you ask me that one more time, I'm turning this ship back to Lore and throwing you out!" Alex said.
"Hey, both of those things work for me."
"It's times like this when I wonder why I even agreed to help you."
"Well, howdy, y'all! My name's Clyde, and—"
"No…"
"It can't be…"
"It's a Furry! Kill it! Kill it with fire!**"
"Wait, stop!"
"Well hello, have any of you outsiders seen a man named Clyde around here?"
"Well… sort of…"
"What do you mean, 'sort of'?"
"I… may or may not have made him into a wallet…"
"Ooh, this is some nice work, what's it made out of—No, Clyde!"
"That's sick! When did you even have time to—"
"I work fast."
"But, when did you get rid of—"
"I work fast."
"Gear, where is the body?"
"By now? Chopped up and fed to vultures."
Like I said, it's a work in progress. For now, though, enjoy as I read several humiliating events from Gear's life.
"You'd better sleep with one eye open!"
November 7th, 3004: "So, I just push this button, and the blade comes out? Whoa! I almost made a BIG mistake."
January 21st, 3006: "Help! I shut myself in the pizza oven! Someone, please! It's getting very, very hot in here!"
March 16th, 3006: "Chief Duncan…" "What?" "Is it a problem when there's a hole in the wall and one of the prisoners is missing?"
August 31st, 3007: "So, Tek, I just open this panel to get to the CPU, right?" "Right, just make sure the power's off." "What? Aagh!"
A/N: Well, I guess this is "The End," for now.
* draill587
** I have nothing against furries, I'm just playing on the general dislike.