Drunken Twilight ppl

midnightmoon: srry i haven't updated in a while i've been trying 2 figure out who to do next. Ok this is a double fic today btwn Emmett & Jasper, so both of them will be on the same page. Myself and my cuz Kumi are going to be in this one. Be on the look out for my sequel Secrets of the the Dark Angels, it'll tell you guys what happened to them and you can see me and my fams life style. Disclaimer!!!!!

Both: Midnightmoon-sama doesn't own twilight!!!!!!!!!!

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Emmett's POV

I was sitting on the couch at home watching the Gators game. Esme and Charslie both went missing last week and Charlie and the others have gone looking for them, Alice dissapeared a while back along with Bella but they stopped that search a long time ago, while i was watching the game there was a knock on the door. I paused the game and went to open the door, a girl with long black hair, gleaming red eyes, black makeup, she was wearing a long black dress and combat boots. "Can i help you miss?" I asked still looking at her, she handed me a bottle and a bag "Take it, follow the instructions printed on each and be happy." she said, "What's your name?" I asked eyeing her suspiciously, "Now now don't look at me like that, I'm just trying to make you happy." she said, "What's your name?" I asked again. She sighed and lit a cigarette "My name is Midnightmoon." she said with the cigarette in her mouth, before i could ask her any more questions she dissapeared into the shadows. I walked back inside the house and opened the bottle and the bag and ate all of the bag and drank all of the bottle. Then things got all messed up, I walked outside and too my car, (we had it fixed sice Rose crashed into the side of the house), got inside and drove to the mall. When I got there i ran around looking in all the stores and grabbing random things from every store and running out of the store before the shop owner could catch me. I went to the bathroom and put on the silky red cocktail dress, red heels, red makeup and a red wig that i ummmmm.....borrowed. I stepped out of the bathroom to the staring eyes of the crowd that walked by me, I ran to a guy who was selling watermelons, bought one, cut it in half and stuck the two halves down my shirt. I ran around the mall screaming at the top of my lungs and asking random people to kiss me who looked at me funny. Then I started dancing amd singing randomly:

-Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken!

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I continued to dance and sing while people ran around screaming for security and help. I ran to the bathroom again but this time i ran to the women's restroom, "Hello girls! Who's up for some makeovers, or maybe we could braid each other's hair oh oh I know!, Let's have a tea party and tell secrets." I said. They all looked at me and then began screaming and yelling and ran out the door. I was about to follow them when something hit me on the back of the head, I woke up in a dark strange room, "ow, what happend......and why am i wearing a dress?" I asked. I looked at the wall next to me, Bella,Esme,Charslie,and Alice were hanging from chains on the wall. They all looked at me "EMMETT!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THESE GIRLS ARE CRAZY!!! THEY'VE GOT NESSIE AND THEY PLAN TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE THINGS TO YOU!" they screamed. Then they dissaperaed, I turned around and saw Midnightmoon staring at me, she picked up an axe and walked over to me. "Sweet dreams." she said, then everything went black and I screamed.

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Jasper's POV

I was sitting upstairs in my room listening to my emo music, Emmett went out obviously 'cause i heard the car go off. "Out to get a new PS3 i guess." I mummbled. Last Week he called my music dissrespectful junk so i unplugged his game system and threw it down the stairs. I chuckled to myself recalling the look on his face when it busted on the floor. While I was sitting down now reading a book there was a knock on my window. I looked out the window and saw a girl in a purple dress and with long green hair sitting on the window sill, I opened the window and she crawled inside, "My name is Kumi, I give you gifts from our emo queen Midnightmoon." she said, "Cool, an Emo queen I'll be less than happy to take her gifts." I said. Kumi handed me a bottle and a bag. "Good Luck." she said then she jumped out the window and I watched her run off into the night. I opened the bottle and took a long drink of it and i smoked what ever was inside of it, then things got all weird. I ran down the street to the club that we so strangely lived by, I walked inside the bar and took a seat on one of the stools, then all these girls came and crowed around me, "Hi, would you care to buy us a drink?" they all asked. I smiled drunkly and nodded.....(twenty minutes later). Me and the girls were sitting around laughing and enjoying our drinks then some music came on and we started dancing ang singing :

Dear Diary,

Mood- apathetic

My life is spiraling downwards

I couldn't get enough money to go to the blood red romance

and suffocate me dry concert

that sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs

like stab my heart because I love you,

and rip apart my soul,

and of course stabbity rip stab, stab.

And it doesnt help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either

like that guy from that band can do.

Somedays...

I'm an emo kid

non-conforming as can be

you'd be non-conforming to if you looked just like me

I have paint on my nails and make up on my face

I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs

'cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag

I call it freedom of expression

most just call me a fag

'cause our dudes look like chicks

and our chicks look like dykes

'cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat,

I must be emo

I don't jump around when I go to shows,

I must be emo

I'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem

the way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween

I have no real problems but I like to make believe

I stole my sisters mascara and now I'm grounded for a week

Sulking, and writing poetry are my hobbies

I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing

Girls keep breaking up with me

it's never any fun

they say they already have a pussy-

they don't need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat,

I must be emo

I don't jump around when I go to shows,

I must be emo

Dye in my hair and polish on my toes,

I must be emo

I play guitar and write suicide notes

I must be emo

My life is just a black abyss; you know it's so dark

and it's suffocating me

grabbing hold of me and tightening its grip

tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans

which look great on me by the way

When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction

hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection

I write in my live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses

I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes

I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth

you can read me Catcher in the Rye and watch me jack off

I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life

if I said I liked girls

I'd only be half right

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo,

I must be emo

Screw X-Box I play old school nintendo,

I must be emo

I like to whine and hit my parentals

I must be emo,

Me and my friends all look like clones

I must be emo

My parents just don't get me you know

they think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy

well, a couple guys

but I mean, its the 2000s.

Can't 2, or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay?

I mean chicks dig that kind of thing anyways

I don't know diary

Somtimes I think you're the only one that gets me

You're my best friend...

I feel like tacos.

While we were dancing and singing something hit me on the back of the head. I woke up in a dark room full of spiders. cobwebs, skeletons etc. I looked at the wall beside me. Alice,Emmett,Charslie,Bella and Esme were chained to the wall, they tried to say something but their mouths were sewed shut. I saw Kumi standing next to them holding a needle and some black said. "Join the Dark Angels or end up like your friends." she said. "Do you have Emo music?" I asked she nodded, "Ok sign me up!" I said. She smiled and led me to a door, i went in then the lights went out and i screamed.

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