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CH 9: Random Thoughts: Part 1

(1) Deep Meaningless Thoughts:

Naruto sat with his back against the wall facing the cage. Boredom had driven him down to visit Kyubi, and for the most part, neither really had much to say to the other. As in the case of any moment of true boredom, random thought began to plague his mind.

"Ne, Kyubi?" Naruto said looking up, his head tilted in curiosity.

The great best looked up and replied, "Nani?"

"You know how when I use three tails of chakra my skin begins to burn off? And at four tails it is completely gone?" He started.

Curious as to where Naruto was going with his thought. "Ah, what about it?"

"Why do my clothes not burn off?"

Kyubi was stupefied. "What do you mean?"

"Well every time that my skin burns, my clothes are magically undamaged. Now I know they are re-enforced shinobi wear, but in regular fights they get all torn up, so why not burnt off by your chakra. I mean if it is strong enough to burn my flesh off, shouldn't my clothes go as well?" Naruto was honestly curious at this point.

Kyubi thought on this, and then muttered softly. "Cause this IS a rated PG-13 Manga, I suppose."

The silence after that statement was worthy of a tumble weed passing through.

"NANI? What did you say?" Naruto asked, unbelieving of what he thought he had heard.

Looking up Kyubi answered. "I said its just one of those things. No reason, just is, be happy, do you want to wind up naked in the middle of battle?"

Naruto squinted at the Kyubi…he was sure he just missed something

(2) Cause you know this happened….

"Did not."

"Did to."

"Did not."

"Did to."

"Did not."

"Did to."

"Did not."

"Did to."

"You are pissing me off!!!!"

"Am not."

"Are to."

"Am not."

"Are to."

"Am not."

"Are to."

"Am not."

"Are to."

"Are-Wait what were we arguing about? Cause I can't remember?"

Kyubi looked at Naruto and Naruto looked at Kyubi.

"How long have we been at this?" Naruto asked, finally.

"You know," Kyubi said finally, after they both realized this had been going on for over an hour. "I suggest we both forget this happened, as it is an embarrassment to both of us."

Naruto squinted at Kyubi, "Deal!"

As he turned to leave, for some reason Kyubi just felt he had to have the last word. "Of course, you realize I eventually would have won the argument what ever it was about."

As Naruto spun around to respond, a wash of chakra hit him, pushing him from the seal. Once he opened his eyes to stare at the wall of the room he was staying in, he snarled. He just knew Kyubi was laughing.

TBC… More randomness at a latter date…Anyone who has a suggestion on a "dumbass' conversation they would like to see, I will be more then happy to insert into a Random Thought Chapter. Or if anyone else noticed something about the Manga/Anime that they want me to mock…I am all ears…

Edited by Beta D. Mind 10/2/09