Meet the Geeks
"What're you looking at, Edweirdo?" Charlotte hops onto the hood of his car, rubbing her boobs on the windshield in front of his face.
"Nothing!" He leans over the seat to grab his bag before climbing out of the car.
"Oh, sweet. Stalking little Swan!" Charlotte sings, spinning a strand of gum from her mouth onto her finger, as she watches the stoners out on a fallen log by the woods.
"Shut up!" Edward hisses, as Ben comes up beside them. "Emmett's coming."
Ben ignores him. "What you do to make him flustered, Char?" Ben fist bumps her.
"The usual!" she shrugs. Nothing makes Geekward flustered, other than watching Stonerella and Potsper making out, and dreaming, wishing... that it was him instead of that guy. Drugs aside.
"Oh, the-usual-as-the-epic-Swan debacle!" Ben teases loudly.
"The what?" Emmett stops in front of them, staring Ben and Edward down.
"Nothing," Both say - more like whimper.
Charlotte giggles, skipping away.
"That's what I thought!" Emmett threatens, flexing his muscles, intimidating them.
Edward and Ben shuffle out of his way and into the school.
"So you think he practices that in the mirror?" Charlotte asks, cramming herself in between them. "Mike does, and his muscles are so tiny they don't even exist!"
"Probably," Ben agrees, chuckling.
"Pathetic, more brawns but no brains."