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Disclaimer: I own a newly-broken black pen, not Harry Potter.

Wand (Dirty Mind Required)

"Peter!" Sirius shouted, racing down the stairs to where his friend was seated in the common room. "I can't find my wand!" he said, screeching to a halt.

Peter shook his head. "Well, it's always in your robes? Did you take it out at all?"

"No!" The other boy whined. "That's it! I'm never trying that spell again if all it's going to do is make it fall off!"

Study

Once again, James was jealous that Lily had chosen someone else over him to study with. Sure, they were on different levels academically, but did she really have to pick that slimy git Snape of all people?

Now James was stuck studying with the snooty Amos Diggory. As the older boy set his quill on fire, James stared over, attempting to come up with a reason to interrupt the other pair's study session. He fabricated a handful of good excuses, in his opinion, but he doubted that the librarian would let him light fireworks or set a wild tiger loose.

Vows

"James, I love you more than life. You're honestly the most perfect person ever, and I know that I am lucky to have you. Thank you for always being there for me. I promise to love you and care for you and pick you up when you're down. I am willing to sacrifice all that I have just to be with you."

"Lily. Ditto."

Death

As printed in the Daily Prophet:

Last night Lily and James Potter were found dead in their home, supposedly murdered by Lord Voldemort's infamous killing curse. Employees of the Ministry of Magic, they will be dearly missed. Their fifteen month old son, Harry, is still alive and in muggle care, as ordered by Mr. Albus Dumbledore.

In other news, the England beat Ireland by fourteen points in the Quidditch match last night.

Mean Girl

James staggered backwards as his girlfriend slammed into him. He wrapped his arms around her as he realized she was sobbing into his robes.

He pulled her closer. "Love, what's wrong?"

"She… she just totally ruined my life! I can't believe it!" Lily replied between hiccups. "It's awful. She's so horrible to me. What did I ever do to her?"

"Lils, who did what to you?"

"Oh, goodness. I'll never be able to recover. She… she… she gave me a B," Lily whispered.

Now James was confused. "Pardon?"

"Professor Sprout," Lily said, as if it was totally obvious. "She gave me a B on that assignment on Gillyweed. She's just so mean to me!"

She stormed off, leaving her boyfriend standing in the common room alone and totally baffled. Lily's idea of a mean girl certainly was different than most people's…

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