Sorry I didn't update last week I had my first week of school, an illness, and a trip to Georgia to see my grandmother who doesn't have internet...luckily her neighbors did ( I stole it). Since I am back in school and there is a lot of work for summer classes because they are condensed to 6 weeks I might not get chapters out every week. Sorry in advance, just in case, and sorry for last week. To make up for this I tried to make this one a bit longer than usual.
Hotel
The trip to the museum started off at a youthful time. The first half of our trip was filled with youthful chatter and excitement for the joyously youthful trip. Soon the energy of youth began to decline so I decided to suggest a youthful activity of singing. My idea was rejected most youthfully. Akira then made I comment that I dare not write because it will cause me to slip into un-youthful depression once more. I am ashamed to admit that I let the youthfulness down and listened to a comment make out of non-youthful feelings. I am happy to note that I have found the true joy of youth once more and I will strive to be an even better example for my dear youthful student Lee.~Gai-sensei's youthful confession that was later burned in a youthful bonfire by the youthful pyromaniacs
Several hours of torture later...for Hidan who was still hit by random flying sporks, Gai who was still in his ball of depression, and Sasuke who lost most of his hearing in his right ear due to it nearly being talked off by Sakura.g
"Land!" Hidan said rushing out of the bus after being tortured by Anko for three hours.
"Was the bus trip that bad?" Akira questioned since she didn't notice anything after messing with Gai's head due to the fact she had a book.
"I am not youthful?" Gai asked depressed.
"Isn't youth on the inside or some crap like that?" Akira asked wanting Gai to stop being depressed.
"You are right! I am youthful on the inside! Lee!" Gai said shouting out to Lee who was already outside the bus.
"Gai-sensei!" Lee shouted into the bus.
"Lee!" Gai said with tears streaming from his face.
"Maybe I should have left him broken?" Akira asked Neji.
"I believe it was an improvement." Neji responded.
"We're here Hinata-chan!" Naruto said excitedly.
"Thanks for pointing that out dobe, I never would have guessed." Sasuke said.
"Teme." Naruto muttered ignoring him to leave the bus in peace.
"Now that we are all off the bus I will give you all the groups. Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, you are in Kakashi's room." Akra announced holding her stolen clip board and paper.
"Why!" Naruto whined causing Kiba to laugh hysterically at him.
"Okay Kiba, Chouji, and Shikamaru you three are in Hidan's room."
"Why!" Kiba whined while looking at the sadistic looking Hidan causing Naruto to return the favor from before and laugh at him.
"Shino, Sai, and Lee are with Gai."
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-sense!"
"Why couldn't I be with dickless?" Sai whined looking longingly at Naruto causing him to get creep-ed out and hide behind Kiba.
"Moving on. Hinata and Sakura are with Kuranai."
"Hey, why are there less in a room?" Kiba asked.
"Because there are less girls and I said so." Akira answered simply.
"Shut up maggot, I still need to see who I am sleeping with." Anko said threatening Kiba with a spork, the origins of the sporks are still unknown.
"Ten-ten and Ino are with you Anko." Akira announced.
"Wait there are no more kids." Hidan pointed out attempting to steal the clipboard from Akira.
"The last room is all adults. Sasori, the bus driver, and I will be in that room." Akira announced.
"Wait why are you with the guys? Shouldn't you room with the girls."
"I want my own bed." Akira said simply noticing the hotel people coming out with the room keys.
"Wait, we're sharing beds?" Hidan asked.
"You are." Akira answered handing all the chaperons but Sasori a key. "Room numbers are on the key have fun."
"What!" Hidan complained as Akira ignored him and went with the driver and Sasori into their room, Sasori took it upon himself to shut the door in Hidan's face.
"Okay, here we are room 203." Kakashi announced opening up the room for Naruto's group.
"Why are there only two beds?" Naruto asked as the students stared at the beds hoping they were hallucinating.
"Well the school didn't have enough for each student to have their own bed so we have to share. I will leave it up to you to decide who sleeps where. I am sleeping in the one closest to the window." Kakashi answered sitting in the chair to read his book.
"I have to sleep with him?" Naruto questioned Kakashi while pointing to Kakashi. Unfortunately for Naruto Kakashi was already done listening and paying attention to the three of them so he was ignored.
"Dobe." Sasuke scoffed looking from Naruto to Neji and back to Kakashi weighing out his options of who he wanted to sleep next to.
"I am not sleeping in the bed with Kakahsi." Neji decided after he too weighed his options.
"Neither am I." Naruto said stubbornly.
"I wouldn't want to sleep in a bed with the Uchiha." Neji said spitting out Sasuke's last name with hate. Yeah, there was no love lost in this room.
"Do you snore?" Sasuke asked Naruto deciding that if Naruto does not snore than Naruto would be his best bet.
"No, I do talk sometimes but my medicine usually take care of that." Naruto told them honestly, forgetting that they didn't know about his condition, causing Neji and Sasuke to give him a strange look.
"Medicine?" Sasuke inquired.
"Nevermind that, who am I sleeping with." Naruto whined and Kakashi, who had been ignoring them but heard that, began laughing hysterically.
"I am going to have to tell Akira about you saying that." Kakashi said while laughing, he's skilled like that.
"No! I didn't mean it that way you pervert." Naruto said as there was a knock on the door.
"What brings you here girls?" Kakashi questioned answering the door since he was closest. All the female students and Anko were at the door.
"We want to know the sleeping arrangement here." Ten-ten informed them not hiding her purpose.
"Why?" Naruto questioned ignoring the whispered conversation that Sasuke and Neji were getting into over who would have to sleep with Kakashi.
"We were talking about our sleeping arrangement and we could figure out who would bunk with who except for this room." Anko admitted.
"So we decided to come here and find out." Ino answered, "So Sasuke-kun where are you sleeping?"
"Why do you want to know that Ino-pig? So that you can sneak in here at night?" Sakura asked gasping at the end.
"I am just curious forehead girl." Ino shot back.
"Girls, let the men speak. So who is sleeping where?" Anko asked loudly.
"They were just deciding that." Kakashi answered.
"Can you guys be quieter? This is a public place and I am sure someone is trying to sleep." Akira said coming out of her room due to the noise.
"Akira-chan!" Anko said excitedly, "They don't know who is sleeping where, yet."
"Oh, I heard something good Akira-chan!" Kakashi said excitedly.
"What?" Akira asked with sparkly eyes.
"Naruto asked who he was going to sleep with!" Kakashi said.
"Really." Akira said grinning.
"A-Akira-s-sensei, c-c-could y-you help t-them with t-the a-arrangements?" Hinata asked blushing because she was thinking about where Naruto was going to sleep.
"Well so what are the stipulations."
"I don't want to sleep with him or Kakashi." Sasuke said boldly pointing to Neji.
"I refuse to sleep with Kakashi." Naruto piped up.
"I refuse to sleep with the Uchiha or Kakashi." Neji said cooly.
"Well someone has to sleep with him." Akira pointed out as Anko snickered.
"Nobody loves me." Kakashi whined.
"How I see it either you will all have to find some way of chosing a looser who has to sleep with Kakashi between Sasuke and Neji or Naruto, Sasuke, and Neji will all have to sleep in the same bed. With Naruto in the middle." Akira answered and acting like that was her final word she regally strolled out of the room.
"I vote all three of you in one bed and since I am the teacher mine is the only one that counts." Kakashi said causing all three boys to glare at him. Unfortunately for them glare can not randomly make people com-bust, usually.
"No! I don't wanna be in the middle!" Naruto whined.
"Those three guys in one bed..." Ten-ten said trailing off as she thought of the possibilities.
"I-I'm s-s-sorry N-Naruto-kun." Hinata said sadly patting Naruto's back so that he felt better.
"It's not your fault Hinata-chan." Naruto said.
"You better not snore and keep Sasuke-kun up all night." Ino said meanly to Naruto before she exited the room to go back to her room.
"Come back here In0-pig how dare you insinuate that Sasuke-kun would be kept up by someone as lowly as Naruto." Sakura said following Ino out.
"The possibilities..." Ten-ten said dreamily as she walked out.
"They are so mean to me Hinata-chan!" Naruto whined suddenly hugging Hinata.
"N-Naruto-kun?" Hinata questioned which seemed to remind Naruto where they were and what he was doing.
"Sorry about that Hinata-chan, I got carried away." Naruto said scratching the back of his head.
"N-No n-n-need t-to b-b-be s-s-sorry." Hinata said blushing a deep scarlet before she rushed out of the room.
"I guess we are not close enough friends for hugging." Naruto said to himself as he stared at the door Hinata vacated.
"Dobe." Sasuke said shaking his head because it was clear to him why Hinata left.
"..." Neji said nothing but he stared at Naruto for a bit wondering what his cousin saw in him.
"Oh well, I guess we should get to sleep?" Naruto questioned.
Preview from next chapter: Museum
"Hinata-chan look at this!" Naruto exclaimed dragging Hinata around behind him.
"..." Hinata could not say anything back because Naruto continued to drag her along with him by the hand. Hinata was as red as a tomato because they were technically holding hands.
"Hinata-chan look!" Naruto exclaimed pointing out something else that Hinata didn't even look at because she was too transfixed on staring at their entwined hands.
"Amazing." Hinata whispered to herself.
"What Hinata-chan?" Naruto asked tilting his head in confusion.
"N-nothing." Hinata managed to get out.