Alright, I believe we know what happens next. CHYYK and Elyon get into a grudge fight with Nerissa, then all non-funny serious stuff, etc., etc., hey, ever heard of TV? Watch the episode.

Special thanks to DREAMCOLE! Thanks for the ugly stick comment!

Day 27 in the Seal

Things were silent in the Seal. After the whole grudge match, everyone had calmed down a bit and were now just floating in the air, not really doing anything.

Elyon was sweating like a pig right now, not removing her gaze off Cassidy. She knew that girl was going to burst of insanity any second now.

She needed to distract her. And fast.

"Okay," Elyon called to everyone in the gem, "raise your hand if you have a problem with being accused of something you never did."

Halinor, Yan Lin, and Cassidy raise their hands.

"I'm never accused of something I didn't do," Nerissa said smugly.

Cassidy frowned slightly and sneered, "Yeah, you only get accused of something you did do."

"Hey, I resent that statement!"

"You know, Rissy," Cassidy began with a coy smile, "when I first saw you after all those years, you were pretty ugly. And I don't just mean ugly, I mean it looked like someone beat you with an ugly stick."

Kadma snorted, "An ugly stick? It looked more like someone hit her with the whole ugly tree."

Halinor joined in, a goofy grin on her face. "Yeah, but apparently someone hit her with a no longer ugly tree. That must have been a huge tree."

Cassidy continued, laughing as she said, "I wanted to compare her to the Crypt Keeper from Tales From The Crypt...but that guy actually looked a lot better."

Elyon gasped, her face turning red.

Nerissa looked at the three suspiciously, and Elyon feared for the worst.

"Wait a minute," Nerissa said, her green eyes narrowing. "Are you three . . . insane?"

The three insane guardians stopped laughing and looked at each other.

A michevious grin appeared slowly on Cassidy's face as she said slyly, "Maybe."

"No!" Elyon cried out. But it was too late.

"Aha!" Nerissa cried, pointed a finger dramatically at Cassidy. "I knew something was different why I saw you! You were too nice of a girl to attack someone, even a former friend!"

"Yes," Cassidy agreed, her smiling growing larger, "but I will, however, backstab you with a little song we made up."

Together, Yan Lin, Halinor, Kadma, and Cassidy all sang;

"Twinkle twinkle dumb Rissy

How I want to kick your butt

Up and out of Candracar

And defiantly out of our hair

Twinkle, twinkle dumb Rissy

How I want to kick your butt."

Nerissa snarled at charged after them.

Air Yan Lin, in a panic, flew after her, trying to calm her down.

Elyon just floated there, holding her head in her hands.

"We're doomed! Doomed, so very doomed!"

And that's the end of this chapter. Only three more chapters to go. Ideas are very welcome. Come on, folks, I need the funny!

Cassidy: And some applesauce would be nice.

Cassidy, shut up and go chase a tree or something.

Cassidy: Okay! (runs off and starts 'chasing' a tree)

I'm surrounded by idiots.