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A/N Boo! I'm old! why why why?? That means I'm getting more mature! I want to be a kid again! WAAAAAA!!
Q) Esme--So I got a butt ache the other day and so I tryed smelling a sharpie, like Emmett told me to do. (A/N DON'T SMELL SHARPIES!) But my butt ache didn't go away. I just got all loopy feeling and hyper-ish. So I tryed smelling the sharpie even more. But it made those feelings even worse. So I tried Jasper's way by scratching it. That also didn't work. I need to get rid of this butt ache! But that's not what I was going to ask. Why can't I drink windex? My mommy says it's dangerous but I don't think it is.
A) Wow I'll have to ground Emmett and Jasper for lying to you. I hope you get rid of the butt ache! And your mom is lying also! I drink windex all the time and I'm fine! I just get that loopy feeling but that's not to bad. In fact, I think I'll drink some right now!
In the kitchen...
"NOOO!! NO NO NO NO NO!! WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE WINDEX! NOOO!"
"Umm mom? Are you okay?"
"IT WAS YOU! I KNEW IT WAS YOU JASPER! YOU ALWAYS STEAL ALICE'S PURSES AND NOW YOUR STEALING MY WINDEX? HOW DARE YOU!"
"But I didn't steal your windex! And I do not steal Alice's purses...I borrow them."
"OH SO YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD "BORROW" MY WINDEX TOO? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T! NOW GIVE IT BACK!!"
"Stop shouting! I did not steal or borrow your windex! Last I knew Alice wanted to clean the windows in her room. Maybe she took it."
"I WILL NOT STOP SHOUTING UNTIL I GET MY WINDEX BACK!"
Up in Alice's room...
"ALICE! DID YOU TAKE MY WINDEX?!"
"Uh ya but then Edward needed it so I gave it to him."
"I'M COMING FOR YOU WINDEX!"
In Edward's room...
"EDWARD WHERE ARE YOU? WHY AREN'T YOU IN YOUR ROOM??"
"Try Bella's house mom!"
"OKAY I WILL!"
In Bella's room...
EPOV
"Oh Bella! I'm so glad that we're going out again."
"Oh I know me too! I don't think I could go another second without seeing you."
"Hmmm...that's weird."
"What is?"
"Esme is running over here thinking about windex. She thinks I have it."
"Oh, whatever. Kiss me!"
"Okay!"
ESMEPOV
I ran into Bella's room and Edward and her were making out.
"EDWARD! WHE-"
"Emmett has it."
"EMMETT! YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE!!"
"Okay Bella, where were we?"
"Uh I think we were right here." Eeew...now they ain't so much making out...more like..well not third base but not second...they are at short stop.
In the garage back at the Cullen's...
"EMMETT YOUR VAMPIRE BUTT IS MINE! FIRST YOU LIE TO CHILDREN AND NOW YOUR STEALING MY WINDEX? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU KID?!"
"But Edward gave it to me! I didn't know th-"
"YOUR GROUNDED!! NOW GIVE ME THE WINDEX!"
"WHY? This isn't fair! I didn't do anything wrong."
"Oh windex, now I can drink you, your deliciousness."
"Uh mom, I think you need to lay off the windex."
"GRRRRR! DON'T YOU EVER TELL ME THAT! YOUR GROUNDED AGAIN!"
"WHY ME?"
"Mmmm...yummy windex."
Okay please do not drink windex. That would be bad. Esme is only aloud to because she is a vampire, as am I. HAHA. Anywho...REVEIW! Hehe I rhymed!